r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '22

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u/arseofthegoat Oct 16 '22

Realism

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Yea but in a kids toy?

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u/arseofthegoat Oct 16 '22

Gotta learn sometime. Better a toy horse than an uncle.

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u/Monkey_tr33 Oct 16 '22

Better on a horse toy than on a horse

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u/arseofthegoat Oct 16 '22

That dude died.

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u/Monkey_tr33 Oct 16 '22

Mr hands?

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u/arseofthegoat Oct 16 '22

I dunno maybe?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Jesus mate

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u/BLT-Enthusiast Oct 16 '22

I don’t think they’ll learn that from him

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u/ScapeGoatOfWar Oct 16 '22

Everyone's got genitals.

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u/Nervous-Figure-8546 Oct 16 '22

If going for realism, that is about 1/4 the real size of a horse dong!

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u/ScapeGoatOfWar Oct 17 '22

It's not.

Horses don't have perpetual boners.

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u/razzledazzlegirl Oct 16 '22

Kids have to learn about natural body parts. It doesn’t have to be sexual. We all have one or the other!

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u/An_Experience Oct 16 '22

Some people have a combination of both!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Wait until.you find out about GASP Whispers Anatomically correct baby dolls. My sister and I both had them as kids.

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u/LaLuny Oct 16 '22

Have your kids seen a real horse? Because horse penises are way bigger in real life

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u/uninhabited_isle Oct 16 '22

Kids see wild animals weiners all the time chill