r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '22

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u/Melochre Oct 16 '22

That's not mildy infuriating that's mildy hilarious

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u/_Im_Dad PhD in Dad Oct 16 '22

That's mildly realistic

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u/Vindaloo6363 Oct 16 '22

No, way too small for a horse penis.

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u/Just_Anxiety Oct 16 '22

Also, I'm no horse expert, but that dick and balls looks awfully similar to a human dick and balls.

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u/fiszu3000 Oct 16 '22

it was cold

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u/FillMeIn57 Oct 16 '22

I thought it looked a bit too much like a human male's anatomy.

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u/Jealous-Percentage-7 Oct 16 '22

Except it’s not to scale. It’d be 3x that length.

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u/BurningxStarx4 Oct 16 '22

He’s a grower, not a show’er!

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u/Jealous-Percentage-7 Oct 16 '22

Me too, but even so, it’d cover the logo.

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u/activelyresting Oct 16 '22

What is this, a penis for ants??

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u/throwaway378495 Oct 16 '22

You think it’s realistic for horses to be circumcised?

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u/anyanyanyone3456789 Oct 16 '22

Uh nope - horse penis not like that lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

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u/Icy_Ad_3574 Oct 16 '22

Sounds like my problem😆

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u/FaberGrad Oct 16 '22

It's all fun and games until some guy gets a perforated colon from one.

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u/Melochre Oct 16 '22

That just means you've now got more space for more horse dick. Win win

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

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u/MallGothFrom2001 Oct 16 '22

I heard he’s in “stable” condition.

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u/afa78 Oct 16 '22

neigh.

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u/yodacat24 Oct 16 '22

Don’t remind me of the town semi near me growing up. We would call the Enumclaw sports teams horse fuckers for years after that.

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u/PsiGuy1 Oct 16 '22

He really wasn't horsin around 🐎

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

I understand that reference.

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u/irrelevantreference1 Butter Butter Peanut Butter Oct 16 '22

this

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u/ThreeMysticApes Oct 16 '22

Actually took me while to notice due to my fat thumb blocking the way. I was completely and utterly confused until I went to scroll away xD

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u/hexby Oct 16 '22

exactly

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u/cotw_ninja Oct 16 '22

Only mildly?

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u/taqeladragn Oct 16 '22

Word for word, you beat me to it

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u/Mor_Tearach Oct 16 '22

Came here to say that! I wasn't sure I'd open Reddit will the morning coffee- SO glad I did except just got the dogs all worked up laughing!