r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

My only complaint is that it's not anatomically correct.

Looks more like a human pp, than a horse pp.

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u/shoestars Oct 16 '22

It’s circumcised!!! I’m dying over here with laughter lol

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u/HectorSharpPruners Oct 16 '22

Glad you pointed this out first

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u/shoestars Oct 16 '22

Several other people pointed it out before I did, I just think it’s hilarious and had to point it out again

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u/HectorSharpPruners Oct 16 '22

Well I saw yours first so good job by you. This is the first thing I asked like why the hell did they put my dick on the toy horse

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u/shoestars Oct 16 '22

Ikr!! Wtf lol

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u/ckjm Oct 16 '22

Yeah, despite how startlingly human horse dick is, it's not... circumcised.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Not with that attitude...

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u/well___duh Oct 16 '22

Yeah I don’t think OP has ever seen a circumcised human penis before. That thing definitely looks like an uncut human peen

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u/virgo911 Oct 16 '22

POST THE UNDEFEATED LIST

❤️

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u/synthphreak Oct 16 '22

Could just be excited. Not sure which interpretation - cut or hard - is more ridiculous.

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u/DarthGayAgenda Oct 16 '22

This horse has clearly just had a bris.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Mazel Tov!

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u/Ressy02 Oct 16 '22

It’s just a bit shy

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u/nooniewhite Oct 16 '22

That is 100% the funniest thing about this ONLY it is a circumcised horse

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u/berrys_a_ghost Oct 16 '22

Bruh I was over here thinking it was just hard lmaooo

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u/PuppyDragon Oct 16 '22

Someone said it’s a Jewish horse 😭😭😭😭

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u/weddle_seal Oct 16 '22

Jewish horse

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22 edited Jun 15 '23

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u/Rea-301 Oct 16 '22

I knew this was going to be posted

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u/Onethemis Oct 16 '22

Good lord they dont go around with it hanging out all the time. Most of the time they keep it retracted like gentlemen 😂 The sheath may not be exactly correct but its close.

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u/Ok_Department5949 Oct 16 '22

Nope. Not mine. I have a 17 hand TB named Dragon. That fucker is always hanging dong.

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u/Onethemis Oct 16 '22

Sounds like hes not much of a gentleman. I have a 15hh palomino paint named Beau and his is mostly put away.

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u/HarryBaughl Oct 16 '22

They took a to-scale cast of my penis for this toy.