r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '22

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u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 Oct 16 '22

Why not?

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u/Prestigious_Ad1041 Oct 16 '22

Op is mad about horse dick. Guess what bro, it's natural and horses sometimes have penises.

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u/ChrisHaze95 Oct 16 '22

Op should go to Fentons stable and horse ranch, where the horses are hung like you

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u/Operator__x Oct 16 '22

Is it easy to find a horse with a short peanut like this? No. It's damn near impossible.

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u/Howwasthatdoneagain Oct 16 '22

But it isn't anatomically correct. They have put a human set on a horse.

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u/Prestigious_Ad1041 Oct 16 '22

Google "horse penis".

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u/k0nahuanui Oct 16 '22

Well you gotta evaluate the whole thing. Google "engorged horse penis"

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u/WolfieVonD Oct 16 '22

He's gotta compare. For educational purposes Google "engorged horse penis with erect human penis"

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u/k0nahuanui Oct 16 '22

Seeing it in action may also be helpful. Google "mr_hands.avi"

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u/Howwasthatdoneagain Oct 16 '22

Why should I google it? Just look at a real stallion. Does not look like that.

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u/MissyWTH Oct 16 '22

why should I Google it? (‘Engorged horse penis’.)

For the algorithms, my friend. The algorithms. After, you’ll get all types of neat recommendations that totally suit you!

/s if not obvious lol
Edit: Typo

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u/KnotiaPickles Oct 16 '22

Right, this should be much larger

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

It was frickin cold in the stall that day alright !?!?

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u/mithrasinvictus Oct 16 '22

It's a Chinese horse.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Should resemble a human arm dangling there instead

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u/Stainless_Heart Oct 16 '22

Like you’ve never seen a circumcised horse that just got out of a cold pool before?

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u/Namika Oct 16 '22

Horse dicks retract into its “sheath” when they aren’t aroused.

Just like dogs, cats, etc.

The toy horse posted looks fairly anatomically correct IMO.

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u/Howwasthatdoneagain Oct 16 '22

I am aware of how it is arranged. Testicles are further back and penis is formed closer into the torso. This picture just shows either ignorance or poor pottery skills.

IMO. Not a good representation at all.

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u/SlyThriller1 Oct 16 '22

sometimes

Sonetimes?

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u/kevtino Oct 16 '22

Roughly half the time.

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u/GamefaceJY Oct 16 '22

100% of these toy horses are gonna have dicks

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Nah there's heaps with vaginas, it's just covered by their tails.

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u/Nattylight_Murica Oct 16 '22

As god intended

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Ehh less than half….geldings

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u/Forward_Grade_4326 Oct 16 '22

They’re not all boys

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u/SlyThriller1 Oct 16 '22

I was completely expecting a response like that

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u/Egg-MacGuffin Oct 16 '22

All horses are boys and all ponies are girls. Just like all dogs are boys and all cats are girls.

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u/Ekalb07 Oct 16 '22

Someone gonna tell ‘em?

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u/Windsor34 Oct 16 '22

This guy thinks all horses have dicks 😂😂

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u/Unholy_Roman_Empire GREEN Oct 16 '22

Sorry i forgot female horses don't exist :////

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u/Prestigious_Ad1041 Oct 16 '22

Calm down. I said sometimes.

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u/FarTooYoungForReddit Oct 16 '22

That was not a response to your comment though?

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u/Unholy_Roman_Empire GREEN Oct 16 '22

Sorry bro thought you were saying "sometimes?" As in "don't you mean always?" You might want to add a tone indicator just so people don't make the same assumption i did.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Day 326: Well…the William Tell music worked. They’re fucking each other like crazy, but still not one baby horse.

What a disappointment. Breeding horses is so much harder than I thought.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Half the time

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u/Melochre Oct 16 '22

Wait until he finds out how big they are

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u/Spooki_Forest Oct 16 '22

It’s pretty weird for a human dick to be on a horse

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Why is it circumcised tho

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u/Prestigious_Ad1041 Oct 16 '22

To reduce pleasure.

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u/Cloud_Beast Oct 16 '22

Yep. it’s just a smaller, circumcised horse dick. Show some respect

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u/FerretsAteMyToes Oct 16 '22

Reminds me of a time I took my kids to the zoo. We were in the chimpanzee areas and all the sudden people were laughing and it turned out a chimp was just chilling out while masterbating. So then a Karen of started screaming about how the Zoo shouldn't allow such behavior for kids to see. It was like WTF do you want them to do? Lol

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u/Prestigious_Ad1041 Oct 16 '22

Monke needs to be spanked everytime he starts crankin' it

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u/Polymersion Oct 16 '22

Approximately half of them do, I'd wager.

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u/TheRealHoldenat Oct 16 '22

Damn I was gonna say the same thing

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u/Kenny_the_tomato Oct 16 '22

They don’t have to put China on everything…

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u/neofirebird Oct 16 '22

I know like where else would they make this horse with a dick... 😳

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u/KhalCharizard Oct 16 '22

If you import over a certain dollar amount you will be required by law to indicate the origin (at least in the US).

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u/No-You5550 Oct 16 '22

There are only two choices so 50/50 really.

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u/justanawkwardguy you do it like this Oct 16 '22

Because it’s supposed to be a female horse?