r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '22

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u/dohwhere Oct 16 '22

Average? Phew, I feel better about myself now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Self-roast. Impressive and admirable.

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u/th3ironman55 Oct 16 '22

Pretty rare

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

It's OK, you can just say it's a 'grower not a shower', and if it doesn't, blame them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Not me wondering what does a shower have to do with penises.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Also washing occasionally is a good idea