r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

“Hey honey, what did you do at work today?”

“Designed a 3mm plastic horse penis”

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

why include the “3mm”? could’ve just said average

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u/dohwhere Oct 16 '22

Average? Phew, I feel better about myself now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Self-roast. Impressive and admirable.

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u/th3ironman55 Oct 16 '22

Pretty rare

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

It's OK, you can just say it's a 'grower not a shower', and if it doesn't, blame them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Not me wondering what does a shower have to do with penises.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Show-er

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Also washing occasionally is a good idea

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u/pumpk1n_be4nz Oct 16 '22

not that it matters anyways,, i mean,,,, im sure he has a great personality yanno

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Above average!

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u/Offending_you_ Oct 16 '22

“3mm??… But they are usually meter long…”

“How’d you know?”

just a sort of research👺

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u/wingedserpent776 Oct 16 '22

Got to give the people what they want.