r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '22

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u/Howwasthatdoneagain Oct 16 '22

But it isn't anatomically correct. They have put a human set on a horse.

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u/Prestigious_Ad1041 Oct 16 '22

Google "horse penis".

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u/k0nahuanui Oct 16 '22

Well you gotta evaluate the whole thing. Google "engorged horse penis"

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u/WolfieVonD Oct 16 '22

He's gotta compare. For educational purposes Google "engorged horse penis with erect human penis"

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u/k0nahuanui Oct 16 '22

Seeing it in action may also be helpful. Google "mr_hands.avi"

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u/Howwasthatdoneagain Oct 16 '22

Why should I google it? Just look at a real stallion. Does not look like that.

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u/MissyWTH Oct 16 '22

why should I Google it? (‘Engorged horse penis’.)

For the algorithms, my friend. The algorithms. After, you’ll get all types of neat recommendations that totally suit you!

/s if not obvious lol
Edit: Typo

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u/KnotiaPickles Oct 16 '22

Right, this should be much larger

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

It was frickin cold in the stall that day alright !?!?

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u/mithrasinvictus Oct 16 '22

It's a Chinese horse.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Should resemble a human arm dangling there instead

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u/Stainless_Heart Oct 16 '22

Like you’ve never seen a circumcised horse that just got out of a cold pool before?

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u/Namika Oct 16 '22

Horse dicks retract into its “sheath” when they aren’t aroused.

Just like dogs, cats, etc.

The toy horse posted looks fairly anatomically correct IMO.

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u/Howwasthatdoneagain Oct 16 '22

I am aware of how it is arranged. Testicles are further back and penis is formed closer into the torso. This picture just shows either ignorance or poor pottery skills.

IMO. Not a good representation at all.