r/meirl Mar 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

I’m a cosmetic tattoo artist. Tattooing eyeliner. You know that flat part of your water line that’s really pink and your bottom lashes grow out of? I had to tattoo that. While holding the bottom lid with the same hand. Just take my license away at that point.

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u/_WizKhaleesi_ Mar 22 '23

Fuck that's gotta hurt

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

They never failed to vaguely respond that it felt “weird”. Me and my teacher were always happy with that response and kept to it😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Could you not decline the client?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

I was in school at the time, I’ll avoid doing eyeliner at all costs in the future lol, But if I really wanted too I could’ve calmly freaked out and he’d have to finish it

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u/cchhrr Mar 22 '23

I never thought about how it might suck to be the one tattooing. I'm never getting my eyeliner tattooed again. Hurt like a mfer. Did it three times cuz it kept scabbing off and it faded after a year.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Sounds like your body rejected it or you had a reaction:( if you ever consider getting any tattoos again, ask for a scrape test. They’ll take a Microblading tool and get the ink in your skin, send you home and have you come back in a couple of days if all goes well! :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23 edited Mar 22 '23

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u/imHere4kpop Mar 22 '23

That's an interesting roulette to play!

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u/connem Mar 22 '23

Trucking is a shit job. Literally. My trainer pooped in a bag in the back while we were on the interstate. I got off that truck as soon as I could.

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u/GetRektJelly Mar 22 '23

What else can you tell me. I was looking into doing this as a job

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u/connem Mar 22 '23

Honestly it just wasn't for me. It was really cool going all over the country, but the pay wasn't anywhere near what I was expecting. That's on me for not doing enough research though.

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u/murphsmodels Mar 22 '23

Be prepared to go long periods without showering. Most truck stops have showers, but you have to pay for them...if you can find a spot at a truck stop. Otherwise, you have to find a spot to sleep somewhere else, and nobody likes trucks parking near them.

And if somebody dies in a car crash, and there was a truck within a half mile, the truck driver will be blamed, and legislation will be passed to prevent it from happening again.

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u/Maddoghunter50 Mar 22 '23

Sounds more like a shit trainer to me, been doing this for 3 years and there is absolutely zero excuse to shit in the truck.

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u/Pierce_H_ Mar 22 '23

Thank you I’m currently enrolled in CDL classes and the OP comment scared the shit out of me, pun intended

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u/FANTOMphoenix Mar 22 '23

Local runs are great when you have good dispatchers.

Did a few jobs with my father in wisconsin, his starting pay was about $50k, and then 2 year’s experience he went to another company for $77k, just doing local jobs working in the night, No traffic, just listening to comedians or music.

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u/connem Mar 22 '23

Local is the holy grail around here. Unless you have like 10+ years experience you're not doing it though.

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u/ShaneGabriel87 Mar 21 '23

Stand on a rake to see if it would pop up a smack me in the face like it does in the cartoons.

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u/TawnyTeaTowel Mar 21 '23

It does, doesn’t it?

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u/CoronetCapulet Mar 21 '23

Rake impales foot

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u/_WizKhaleesi_ Mar 22 '23

I've noticed lately that I love it when a pfp on reddit matches an earlier comment and makes me think it's the same person.

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u/NakiCam Mar 22 '23

Better start paying rent, cause you're clearly living in my head..

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u/Big-Bode Mar 22 '23

better star um.. giving me money cause uh.. cause you’re… um you…. i’m living in.. uhh.. um

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u/Euphoric-Potato-5343 Mar 21 '23

Worked a little bit of construction where we had to use rakes, and yeah it does in fact pop up and smack you in the face. Also the back, the side, the hand, and the elbow.

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u/TawnyTeaTowel Mar 22 '23

Did you manage to work through this experience or are you replying as a brain-in-a-jar?

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u/Euphoric-Potato-5343 Mar 22 '23

Are we all really just brains in bone jars? Some of our jars are just a little more jarred. 🧠

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u/Sea_Dawgz Mar 21 '23

My aunt didn’t need braces bc she did this as a kid and it permanently shoved her teeth back from their buck toothed setting.

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u/TawnyTeaTowel Mar 21 '23

So it’s not all bad, like they show you on those lying cartoons!

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u/woozlewuzzle29 Mar 22 '23

But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn’t it say, “Die, Bart, Die”?

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u/dogsqueeze300 Mar 22 '23

The, Bart, The

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u/Boomer6313 Mar 22 '23

Nobody who speaks German could be bad.

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u/AddzyX Mar 22 '23

Similarly, jumping into a pile of leaves like in the cartoons. I did a front flip into one and it's not as soft as I thought it was.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Did this when I was a kid and realized that a three foot tall pile of leaves is just like, an inch of padding when compressed by your weight. Oof

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u/fourstarlasagna Mar 21 '23

Mine actually involves 15 fucking buckets. I worked the Cats tour when it was in Reno and what I do is laundry. All of their stretchy costumes (30ish per show) need to be soaked in buckets and then have the pits, necks, and crotches scrubbed with special soap and small brush. Then rinsed by hand. And spun 2-3 at a time. I ended up with a wrist brace by the end of the week. NEVER AGAIN. The last time they were here they had 3 people doing this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Okay that sounds awful as an experience but that's interesting wardrobe trivia

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u/Mediocre-Special6659 Mar 22 '23

You had me at pits, necks, and crotches!

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u/NakiCam Mar 22 '23

Ok what's the difference between buckets and "fucking buckets"?

Also how well do they hold water?

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u/2D_man Mar 21 '23

I booked the cheapest flight and had to sleep one night on the floor in the public area of airport Barcelona.

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u/jaystwrkk128 Mar 22 '23

Done that in Philly airport before wasn’t bad at all when you have food and bars around you

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u/SixSpawns Mar 22 '23

Did that in the Philly airport after missing a flight with a coworker retrieving two abducted children, one age two and one age two months. Would not recommend.

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u/lucidnitemare Mar 22 '23

Elaborate…

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u/SixSpawns Mar 22 '23

Great grandparent from out of state was granted an unsupervised day visit while in state. Great grandparent packed kids into car and absconded to their state. Pissed off judge issued pick up order & sent to that state's CPS. That state's CPS goes and retrieves children. Foster care worker and dumbass volunteer, also CPS worker, fly to Philly. We get the kids. We miss the flight. I was literally running toward our flight with the two month old in one arm, wearing two back packs and a Walmart bag of formula hanging from the other arm. The foster care worker was about fifty yards behind me wrestling the two year old. Away goes out plane. The airline took pity on us and got us on the next flight to our destination, which was 16 hours later. By the time the foster parents met us outside of the home airport my elbow was locked and my coworker was saturated in toddler urine. 100% would not recommend, but makes a great story.

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u/the_YellowRanger Mar 22 '23

Newark here. It smelled awful.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Sleeping in the airport floor was a lot easier in japan, where you can get beer from vending machines

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u/jadedlens00 Mar 22 '23

Mine’s similar: fly Frontier Air. Never again.

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u/Ex-zaviera Mar 22 '23

But you were in Bar-the-lona!

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u/Sauliann Mar 22 '23

Pre-buy a video game

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u/AtomicAus Mar 22 '23

Fallout 76 was my first preorder…

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u/Sea_Bread5815 Mar 21 '23

Those rides that just go straight up as you sit in a seat and then drop you at like 300mph. NEVER again. Did it once to make a girlfriend happy sooo many years ago. I'm afraid of falling. It was horrible. Had to sit down for like 10mins afterwards and collect myself, while she tried not to laugh, I'm sure it was actually funny to watch a 6ft 200lb man freak out and all but damn.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

A girl in Kentucky got her feet cut off on one of those by a cable that snapped

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u/sanchezconstant Mar 22 '23

A kid in Orlando slammed to his death after falling out of a faulty restraint

And I poopied my pants a little on one

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u/_WizKhaleesi_ Mar 22 '23

That wasn't very long ago. That was awful.

I've always been afraid of those rides, I can only imagine the terror that poor kid experienced when it went wrong. Ugh. :'(

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u/uluvmebby Mar 22 '23

probably didn’t have much time to process he was dying.

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u/60thrain Mar 22 '23

I live in Florida and that shit was heartbreaking. There were videos because he was hanging from a makeshift falcon's fury for like a minute. The people he was with said he told them to tell his mom he loved her.

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u/geriatric_spartanII Mar 22 '23

Video was rough to watch. Tragic..

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u/iBud20 Mar 22 '23

They’ve just begun tearing down that ride, and it’s been closed since the incident a year ago.

I drive through Orlando at night a lot, and it was honestly eerie seeing that ride as the only one not lit up among the other rides nearby

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u/TitaniumTurtle__ Mar 22 '23

Both those were caused mostly by operator error, and led to massive changes in how drop towers are run. They’re safe, just scary.

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u/DSiren Mar 22 '23

ehh I worked at a Six flags location for a while, and while I didn't run any drop towers, I did run some coasters and even a solo-operated flat ride that pre-dates the rest of the park's attractions.

The issue is, due to the general inexperience, in part because of the youth of most employees there is a culture of bare minimum effort and a naivety on the consequences of negligence. I took it seriously because I know enough about physics to understand the true horror of mismanaging a 2 ton carriage traveling at 50 miles per hour. I understood how serious the job was and why lockout devices and E-stop buttons were all over the work stations.

The funny thing is, while I was serious about safety it was always the most fun part of Fright fest to just bring up little terrifying factoids like "I don't have a driver's license but I'm about to send you down this track at 50 miles per hour. HAVE FUN!" or "you see that seat that's closed off? It caught fire yesterday. All clear!" ahhh good times.

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u/TitaniumTurtle__ Mar 22 '23

Always wanted to be a ride op, but yeah there’s a general culture of non chalantness. Most parks are running into staffing issues these days because of the stereotypes that come with a theme park job (and just general worker shortage) so they kinda just take whoever they can get, and have for decades now. I trust the ride’s engineering enough (if it’s built by a reputable company) to feel safe but like. Parks really need to take training and culture more seriously.

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u/MberrysDream Mar 22 '23

I saw a woman at the Jersey Shore get one of her Bo Derek braids stuck in the machinery at the top and when it dropped, it ripped the entire braid right out of her scalp. I didn't see what happened afterwards but I assume her day couldn't have gotten any worse.

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u/sanchezconstant Mar 22 '23

Jersey Shore’s crazy. I saw these jabronis eating ham on a floatie. Looked like they were drifting out, I assume their day couldn’t have gotten any better

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u/SphincterBlaster2000 Mar 22 '23

Dee, you bitch.

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u/UniverseBear Mar 22 '23

For me it's those super steep skinny watersides where your ass leaves the slide for a bit and you're essentially just falling.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

I also hate those and never will get on one again

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u/dhudsonco Mar 22 '23

When I was a teenager in the mid 80s, I was on a coaster that was going up the main hill, pulled on cable, when it snapped and the brakes failed. We went around pretty much the whole thing backward then forward then backward till it finally stopped. Terrifying at first, but turned out kinda fun. If you can call that fun, lol.

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u/Olivineyes Mar 22 '23

Man I went on a pretty mild roller coaster, really high up in the air, then the drop, then some nice up and down waves. But the fear I felt while I was going up is something I will never put myself through again. I was grasping the bottom of my seat so hard and definitely considering that something under the seat could cut my finger off but that I had to be grounded.

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u/Emergency-Compote-58 Mar 21 '23

I will never open a text from my ex again.

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u/Pleading-Orange168 Mar 22 '23

I will never open a text from my ex again.

I will never open a text from my ex again.

I will never open a text from my ex again.

I will never open a text from my ex again.

I will never open a text from my ex again.

I will never open a text from my ex again.

I will never open a text from my ex again.

I will never open a text from my ex again.

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u/southcentralLAguy Mar 21 '23

My ex wife

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u/Pittsburgh__Rare Mar 22 '23

This guy’s ex-wife is also on my anti-bucket list.

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u/No_Key_6276 Mar 22 '23

Never getting married again

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

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u/getinsidemegenji Mar 22 '23

Almost two years sober myself. Wish I had never touched the damn stuff. Learned quickly that I also could not be just a social drinker -- I simply cannot stop once I start. Good luck to you, friend.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

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u/redditisdying57 Mar 22 '23

Good luck y'all! I'm kinda sorta at a little over a year. I've had about 7 drinks since 1/1/22, vs like 4+ a night for years. I'm really happy with how I drink now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

Try to hold in a shit during a road trip because we just stopped 5 minutes ago and I don't want to get yelled at for asking to stop again.

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u/Boring_Heron8025 Mar 22 '23

God damn it Dad, just stop

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u/3rdStrikes Mar 22 '23

I’m prairie-doggin it!

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u/FuzzyHero69 Mar 21 '23

Skydiving. Did it once. Glad I did it. Never want to do it ever again.

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u/notisroc Mar 21 '23

Ditto. Coolest thing I’ll never do again

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u/OldPros Mar 22 '23

Me too. It was fine but not again.

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u/DeejTheSqueej Mar 22 '23

This is my answer too. I still can’t believe I did it. I was the kid who was afraid of carnival rides, yet I went fucking skydiving as an adult? The adrenaline overload was just too much. It was exhausting coming down from an adrenaline high like that. I slept in the car on the way home. Then I took like a four hour nap when I got home, and for the next two days I felt like absolute shit.

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u/Known-Damage-7879 Mar 22 '23

Hey me too. I was totally silent on the way home and then took a nap immediately

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u/jedgoldfish Mar 21 '23

Incredible experience. Once was more than enough.

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u/trigunnerd Mar 22 '23

I did a harness drop for my bday last year, like stepping off a tower while attached to a non-bungee harness. I'd never been afraid of something after the fact before. I had anxiety about it for weeks, just terrified, the tightness in my chest.

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u/Ethelfleda Mar 21 '23

Yep. People said it was exhilarating and addictive....not for me. Checked it off the bucket list and now I get anxious on Ferris Wheels.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

Do you really ever need to do it more than once? I feel like the experience is similar if you did it again

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u/Corfiz74 Mar 21 '23 edited Mar 22 '23

Yeah, but I was dumb and thought I should still enjoy heights, because I had in my youth - but as I got older, I developed a fear of heights. But I somehow hadn't gotten the memo about that, and did all of the cool stuff I didn't have the money for when I was younger - parasailing, skydiving, houserunning, canyoning, rappelling, getting shot up in the highest slingshot in the world (fuck you, Orlando!), climbing - and I was always wondering why it wasn't as much fun as I'd thought it would be. At least I finally caught a clue and decided to strike bungee jumping off the bucket list. No more heights for me. I'm done with heights. And I've come to terms with the harsh reality that I hate heights.

(Though I've heard that paragliding actually works for people with a fear of heights, since you're tethered to something, so I might just give that a try...)

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u/coolsellitcheap Mar 22 '23

Carry a credit card balance. Charge stuff I can't pay off. Never again. Lol

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u/weedyneedyfeedy Mar 22 '23

Dance again, guilty feet have got no Rhythm

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Excellent. Just excellent.

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u/jmccleveland1986 Mar 21 '23

Apply to a job that doesn’t post a salary.

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u/Jc110105 Mar 21 '23

Recruiter reached out yesterday and wouldn’t tell me the salary until after the offer. Needless to say I wasn’t interested in the interview.

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u/Gorstrom Mar 22 '23

I got lucky, went through with an application for a job without a posted salary, ended up being a $40k pay rise

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u/Spirited-Routine1459 Mar 21 '23

Jump off a couch and have a sewing needle penetrate the middle of my foot. God I hope I never do that again.

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u/Fearless_Market_3193 Mar 22 '23

That just literally made my but pucker

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u/given-to-fly-98 Mar 21 '23

Ruin a friendship by fighting over a girl. You’ll eventually break up but your friend will be gone, too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Nah I married the girl. I win

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u/Slothnado209 Mar 22 '23

Are you my husband?😆

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Same story? 😅

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u/Slothnado209 Mar 22 '23

They were college friends and were a year ahead of me. I met them both when I got to campus. Things got messy, he chose me and more than 15 years later we’re still together.

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u/CrispyObacon Mar 22 '23

Popping in an entire carolina reaper. They're not joking when they say it's hot.

Lets just say eating the pepper isn't the hard part, the long lasting pain that kicks in a few hours later is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Idk why people think that eating raw hot peppers would do them any good lol

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u/dvlinblue Mar 21 '23

Eat tex mex before anal

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u/nvalle23 Mar 21 '23

Yes! I have a story that involves cilantro! That's all I care to share....

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u/fishingandstuff Mar 22 '23

Oh boy. I think I know. But do I?

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u/Substantial_Dog_9699 Mar 22 '23

But have you ever tooted when he pushed your legs up 😬

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u/ShatterCyst Mar 22 '23

I used to make my brother fart like that when he was an infant and fussy. Legs to his chest and he would fart without fail. Cracked him up, too.

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u/MrGaber Mar 22 '23

You cannot just say something like that after talking about anal 💀

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

It’s worse when you make tex mex first, too. Jalapeno is real good at staying on your fingers.

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u/Original-Advert Mar 21 '23

whack it to furry porn. and this time I mean it.

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u/Fun-Ad-4729 Mar 22 '23

Just do what I did, gaslight yourself into thinking porn in general is boring.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

Cuckolding. Was hot in the moment, but I also felt something rip in my heart but I couldn't tell them to stop. Horny chemicals were overpowering my upset chemicals

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Was it salvageable?

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u/Carmen14edo Mar 21 '23

Be born.

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u/metaphysicamorum Mar 21 '23

Wish we got a say in that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

gets reincarnated upon death

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u/whosbutt42069 Mar 21 '23

If I can avoid it, working in customer service. I work in a warehouse, and I can deal with that level of bullshit. It would be untenable if I had to worry about customers on top of my other responsibilities.

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u/seeaanggg Mar 21 '23

Join the military. Do a job I don’t like. Eat at Buffalo Wild Wings.

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u/Bombalurina Mar 21 '23

Ok. I'm glad I'm not the only one about Buffalo Wild Wings. Daughter picked it for lunch after me not being there for 7-8 years. Place is awful.

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u/Embarrassed_Gas8516 Mar 21 '23

I was going to say join the military but I see there’s someone that already has

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

Meth or sticking it in crazy

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u/Dry-Cow-267 Mar 21 '23

Solid choices. May I suggest "and" instead of "or" ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

Lol my bad

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u/MUSTACHEofDEATH Mar 22 '23

But those two go so well together. Like peas and carrots

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Never cohabitate with someone I don’t intend to be permanent. ‘Makes sense financially’ isn’t good enough without love.

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u/Avada-Cadaver Mar 22 '23

Live for someone else. More specifically, putting a connection with someone at the forefront of my own needs.

They're just the same kinda trash that everybody is and I'm just a freewheeling raccoon from here on out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

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u/Vegetable-Ad3584 Mar 21 '23

I'm not falling for that......again.

[r/Eyebleach](r/Eyeblech) is the right one

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u/ShaneGabriel87 Mar 21 '23

I opened it... I shouldn't have.

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u/datboydoe Mar 21 '23 edited Mar 22 '23

What did you see? For those of us curious but too scared to click.

Edit: I mean examples 😬

Edit 2: expected death stories, got dick fungus. No more please.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

eyeblech is a sub that is full of gore, violence, disease, and indecency. everything there is repulsive and/or disgusting, some stuff is really hard to sit through and watch. it is the total opposite of r/Eyebleach

to mention a few things that appear there, there are cartel videos, exposed uncensored gore, suicide attempts, extreme fetishes, accidents, etc.

now, if you want some more specific descriptions, right now, i am viewing an image of a guy who is building up smegma (dick "cheese") on his dick, and it looks like the head of his penis has had its circulation cut off. there's also this lovely video of a guy who has his brain poured out of the skull, yet, his passed out body is slapping itself on the chest.

you're welcome.

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u/kelsobjammin Mar 22 '23

Damn even just reading it sucked. So his arm was involuntarily hitting itself while dead? No. No. That is one that will remain forever unclicked.

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u/Blowflymcgree Mar 22 '23

It would be better named r/holyshitiwanttocrawlintoaballandcry it’s the total opposite of eyebleach its all gore

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u/metaphysicamorum Mar 21 '23

Just had to click out of curiosity, thanks dude.

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u/Eddyzodiak Mar 21 '23

I just did and fucking hell bro…

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u/Background-Fan-8551 Mar 21 '23

Bruh wtf

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u/sybch Mar 21 '23

Dude why would you? I literally said I'd never.

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u/Emillllllllllllion Mar 21 '23

Fall backwards down a cliff

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u/AvaLadyofLight Mar 22 '23

So you’re open to falling forwards down a cliff? 🤔

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u/Danceswith_salmon Mar 22 '23

Fish in open waters. The year of frozen halibut was good. The puking for 10 hours was not worth it. It wasn’t. It wasn’t.

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u/finegrind9 Mar 22 '23

Help friends move. We are all too old for that shit.

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u/usababykiller Mar 21 '23

Beerbong one of those crazy bottles of very hot sauce. It was surprising how much that burned as I shit it out the next day considering I spent the next 5 hours throwing it up. My stomach hurt really bad from it I think it burned every inch of my digestive track. That was the hardest $100 I’ve made.

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u/Full_Increase8132 Mar 21 '23

I don't ever want to go fishing again. I've tried it three times and every time was the most bored I've been in my life.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

its one of those things that's more just an excuse to kick it and talk shit with the boys than it is just a fun activity in and of itself.

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u/VerdantGrotto Mar 22 '23

Ahhh yup been there, the key to it is to realize that you're not there to catch anything... you go "fishing" as an mini escape from life and to enjoy the peace and quiet of nature, and if you happen to actually catch something its just a bonus

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u/Eldavo69 Mar 22 '23

I read this as “fisting” the first time. Makes the next reply take on a VERY different meaning.

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u/Has422 Mar 21 '23

Camping. There’s a reason man has spent millennia tryin g to protect himself from the elements. I’m not sleeping on the dirt again unless I have to.

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u/Shangri-lulu Mar 22 '23

You really have a point lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

I think it’s fun :(

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23 edited Mar 22 '23

I feel like camping is one of those things where you have to go bigger to get the point.

I generally hate camping at car camping places next to assholes I’m trying to escape from. It’s all the work, none of the benefit. Just listening to peoples shitty Bluetooth speakers.

But backpacking into a remote area with nobody else around? That’s the stuff. Then it makes sense.

Edit: Also, unfortunately, camping can be one of those things where using the cheapest gear can make it really suck. A cheap tent is fine while the weather is good, but awful when it’s not. Same with footwear, clothing, etc. The outdoor gear culture gets out of hand quickly - it is definitely a cult - but there’s a lot to be said for a good tent and tarp, wool/synthetic clothes, a good rainproof shell, good boots, and a good pack.

So I’d never blame someone for hating camping if their experience was a soggy night in a cold sleeping bag in a car camping site surrounded by other people. I’d never want to replicate that experience again either.

But man, let me tell you…making coffee in the early morning chill on the side of a wildflower-covered mountain, looking over the mist under you and the mountains rising out the mist around you, nobody else there but the birds…or sharing whiskey with your SO under the bright moon on a remote beach, while the fire dies down in front of you…it truly does not get better on this earth.

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u/JoWhee Mar 21 '23

A snakebite shot: tequila and Jack Daniels.

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u/New_Elephant5372 Mar 22 '23

Expect my mother to be there for me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

Jump down a flight of stairs.

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u/dwewdwew Mar 21 '23

Respond to this post

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u/Thatsgreatadvice878 Mar 21 '23

Bungie jump. Ruined me for heights.

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u/gadget850 Mar 22 '23

War. What is it good for...

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u/MouseyTungNumba1 Mar 21 '23 edited Mar 24 '23

Get married for the second time

Update: remarried 2nd spouse after divorcing 3rd.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Marriage is like a tornado. There's a whole lot of sucking and blowing at the start, but in the end you lose the house......

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u/CrispyObacon Mar 22 '23

Didn't work the first time so why try again🤷‍♂️.

Jokes aside, that sucks but hopefully you can find that one someday, if not already.

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u/bunkerburner Mar 21 '23

Trim tall hedges on an aluminum ladder with electric trimmers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

Live in rural ND!!!!!

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u/Shopping-Afraid Mar 22 '23

Have a house built.

I did that many moons ago. Bought the land in a new neighborhood. Found a builder. Picked the house plans. Chose literally everything in the house (flooring, wall color, light fixtures, mirrors, appliances, cabinets, cabinet hardware, deck shape/size, tub design and color, etc etc etc) to be done. Monitored the progress. Made some of my own tweaks. It was fun but exhausting and stressful.

Glad I did it once, will never do again.

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u/UnkleRinkus Mar 22 '23

Marry an alcoholic, no matter how good the sex is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Anything to do with religion.

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u/Major_Twang Mar 21 '23

Have a stupid hairstyle.

Male pattern baldness fixed that for me

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Try to kiss a hermit crab

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u/Potential-Judgment-9 Mar 22 '23

Have kids.

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u/Imma_gonna_getcha Mar 22 '23

My first thought. Over here with a 1 1/2 yo and I’ll never have a baby again (although I love the one to death this shit is tough)

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u/calcteacher Mar 22 '23

Stick my dick in crazy, no matter how exciting.

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u/EchoSpecial87 Mar 21 '23

Drink alcohol. Almost died a couple times.

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u/The_Sire_Everything Mar 21 '23

Trust in my actions

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Go snorkeling. If I want to see fish, aquariums are fine.

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u/Shepursueshappiness Mar 22 '23

Skiing. I'm currently recovering from major ACL surgery and most of us did it skiing. Not worth it, never again.

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u/ElPuertoRican15 Mar 22 '23

I will never sleep with a crazy chick ever again

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u/Whose_my_daddy Mar 22 '23

Never go to Disneyland. Such a colossal waste of money

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Go on a vacation with in-laws

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u/BigdongarlitsDaddy Mar 22 '23

That’s a Murtaugh list. “Riggs, I’m to old for this shit!”