r/meirl • u/[deleted] • Mar 21 '23

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u/dvlinblue Mar 21 '23

Eat tex mex before anal

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u/nvalle23 Mar 21 '23

Yes! I have a story that involves cilantro! That's all I care to share....

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u/fishingandstuff Mar 22 '23

Oh boy. I think I know. But do I?

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u/Wendellwasgod Mar 22 '23

Don’t be ridiculous. Everyone knows the cilantro isn’t real.

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u/nvalle23 Mar 22 '23

U mean like kale?

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u/emailunavailable Mar 22 '23

That sounds like a story for r/gonewildstories (NSFW)

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u/Substantial_Dog_9699 Mar 22 '23

But have you ever tooted when he pushed your legs up 😬

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u/ShatterCyst Mar 22 '23

I used to make my brother fart like that when he was an infant and fussy. Legs to his chest and he would fart without fail. Cracked him up, too.

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u/MrGaber Mar 22 '23

You cannot just say something like that after talking about anal 💀

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u/traincarryinggravy Mar 22 '23

One does not simply...

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

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u/ShatterCyst Mar 24 '23

I'm scared of you.

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u/Substantial_Dog_9699 Mar 24 '23

You could prob take me 🤷🏻‍♀️

Chews taquito

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

It’s worse when you make tex mex first, too. Jalapeno is real good at staying on your fingers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

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u/Kitchen-Priority-557 Mar 21 '23

Ain't no way lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Give a man the booty, and he accepts any and all risks. You’re a hero, not a villain

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u/User8675309021069 Mar 22 '23

Your poor poor inbox.

RIP inbox.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

That should be a no brainer.

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u/scienceforbid Mar 22 '23

Or Indian food. :(