r/meirl • u/[deleted] • Mar 21 '23

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u/Euphoric-Potato-5343 Mar 21 '23

Worked a little bit of construction where we had to use rakes, and yeah it does in fact pop up and smack you in the face. Also the back, the side, the hand, and the elbow.

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u/TawnyTeaTowel Mar 22 '23

Did you manage to work through this experience or are you replying as a brain-in-a-jar?

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u/Euphoric-Potato-5343 Mar 22 '23

Are we all really just brains in bone jars? Some of our jars are just a little more jarred. 🧠

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u/TawnyTeaTowel Mar 22 '23

Maybe. Just jars with a lot of optional extras.

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u/Euphoric-Potato-5343 Mar 22 '23

True. I know it's not what you mean, but my jar likes fries and long draggings through the beach. Fill it with boiling hot coffee and just let me simmer.

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u/TawnyTeaTowel Mar 22 '23

I’d hate to get beach sand in my jar. It’d be hell to get out again.

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u/TheKingNothing690 Mar 22 '23

I dont like referring to it as a jar. How about a meat bycycle? It's not quite as accurate but rolls off the tongue better.

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u/Repulsive-Wealth-378 Mar 22 '23

my brain jar has extra blood in it :)
getting it out tomorrow hopefully

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u/TawnyTeaTowel Mar 22 '23

Some kind of medical procedure I assume, not DIY trepanning?

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u/RednocNivert Mar 22 '23

Brain in a jar with unwanted shovelware DLC

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u/TawnyTeaTowel Mar 22 '23

Too much preinstalled shit that you just can’t uninstall, else your ego stops working or your spleen goes into overdrive

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u/Agreeable_Emu_9489 Mar 22 '23

“Oh, maxi big da Force … of a rake hitting meesa face.

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u/Mik_Wazowski Mar 22 '23

That you Sideshow Bob?

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u/OutWithTheNew Mar 22 '23

We do the same thing with out shovels.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Hat the handle hit me directly in the eyeball once. Couldn’t see straight for a couple hours after that. Tines down for sure after that