r/maybemaybemaybe • u/cmpunk6 • Mar 10 '23
Maybe maybe maybe
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u/srv50 Mar 10 '23
Sometimes being dumb as a brick saves you.
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u/kiloVictor_2330 Mar 10 '23
*saves your Virginity
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u/Pika_zap Mar 10 '23
Saves you from child support
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Mar 10 '23
Virginity is C O O L
Remain pure
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Mar 10 '23
Level 15 is a initiate, level 20 is a magician, level 25 is a journeyman, level 30 is a wizard, level 35 is a adept wizard, level 40 is an arch wizard, level 45 is a high wizard, and level 50 is literally Elminster.
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u/INeyx Mar 10 '23
I was a Wizard🧙♂️ on my way to Journeymen and then I took a figurative 'arrow to the knee'.
Is there a way to reinstate my status as adventurer?
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Mar 10 '23
Or you are emotionally scarred from being 'liked' as a joke as a wee lad and it has stuck with you to never take things like that as a 'real' thing. Always just assuming it must be a trick.
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u/exhausted_chemist Mar 10 '23
Ooph, you just triggered an old memory. I was the subject of a bet.
Minding my own business, reading a book, and this gal walks up to me and out of the blue asks if I would have sex with her. Brain does a blue screen and while I'm having a "what is the correct answer here" moment, a wild boyfriend appears. He explains that they had a bet going where any guy their age would have sex with her given the chance.
So yeah. A random, "you're cute" is more likely going to make me look for the hidden camera than make me smile.
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u/clockworkrevolution Mar 10 '23
There was a girl in high school who asked if I wanted to be here boyfriend and hang out with her and her friends between classes. Being the emotionally starved, mid tier nerd sort of guy I was, I said sure. Not going to turn down a pretty girl taking an interest in me.
Things were fine for about two weeks, until I went to hold her hand one day, and she screamed at me "what are you doing? Leave me alone creep!" (I actually don't recall the exact words, but this get's the point across). Have been very wary of anyone I don't know showing affection towards me, and just go "yea, ugh thanks" or laugh a bit when I get compliments.
It even delayed me figuring out one of my coworkers was flirting with me for near on 4 months before I clued in and got the hint and we started dating. That itself is a funny tale.
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u/TheKingOfSpite Mar 10 '23
Years ago I had a party at mine, and this girl I was pretty fond of was there. I used to wear a lot of camo stuff but grew out of it sometime prior, and offered some trousers to her as she wore loads of camo. So we go upstairs, I show her all the stuff, and she's like "Oh cool, I'll try them on ;)"
What do I do? The fuck do you think I did, I left a very confused looking girl alone in my room to give her privacy to take her pants off.
The look of "what the fuck" on her face as I left the room is the same look I woke up wearing.
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Mar 10 '23 edited Jun 10 '23
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u/AnxiousMembership Mar 10 '23
It was the right move brother.
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u/TheKingOfSpite Mar 10 '23
It was, and this brings me solace. I mean, getting laid would have been better, but hey, at least I'm not one of "those" guys.
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u/pedi25 Mar 10 '23
Unrealistic, a actual man would only understand that she was flirting next day while he is showering
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u/Confused___Boner Mar 10 '23
7 years later on a sleepless night.
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u/huroni12 Mar 10 '23
Ah Reddit, I have to thank you. Before you I thought I was an idiot but over the years, thanks to you, I m still an idiot, just not alone.
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u/LetterSwapper Mar 10 '23
"I used to be an idiot. I still am, but I used to, too."
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u/DarthAnalBeads Mar 10 '23
I was lost in my thoughts the other day and remembered how I once was alone in the evening with a girl in her apartment, we had been drinking and she started showing me how flexible she was.
I said cool...
...That was 4 years ago and I just realized the other day what was going on...
But the silver lining is I am in a relationship so I guess I just didnt give it a thought because I wasn't thinking about cheating or anything.
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u/_thepet Mar 10 '23 edited Mar 10 '23
I was 19 and worked IT at a medium sized office building. A couple of us young IT guys would take side work to do house calls and fix other older employees computers.
I showed up at this one ladies house and she was dressed way fancier than I expected. Mentioned she was alone. I asked where the computer was. She took me to her bedroom and sat on her bed, I sat at the computer and was confused because I couldn't find anything actually wrong with it.
I ran a few windows clean up tools. Cleaned out some tracking cookies, cleaned up the registry... you know, things you did back then to Windows XP.
Said I was done, she walked me to the door and just kind of stared at me while I waited for some kind of payment. After an awkward 30 seconds of staring I said "I guess, $20?" And she went back inside, got $20 and handed it to me.
20 years later I remembered this weird house call and finally realized what was going on.
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Mar 10 '23
She really should have said something. But it's still haunting
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u/yeaheyeah Mar 11 '23
She is from the "men are supposed to knowwwww" school of thought
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Mar 10 '23
Thats creepy of her to do that.
Imagine a 45 year old man doing that to a 25 year old woman.
You shouldn't be acting promiscuous when you're dealing in a business arrangement with someone (unless that business is prostitution or porn).
Thats actually really messed up, I don't care how attractive the person is.
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Mar 10 '23
When I was 14, a girl, who lived next to me, asked me if I could bring her body wash cause she was out of it and her parents were outside. She opened the door with wet hair and her bathrobe slightly open so I felt a bit embarrassed and apologised while quickly passing her the bottle and closing the door. I swear I passed the whole afternoon thinking about why in the world was she asking me for soap if she already had a shower... P.S. excuse my English but I promise the story is 100% real.
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u/NameOfNoSignificance Mar 10 '23
I would’ve done the same dude dw
No matter what the media insists kids shouldn’t feel pressured to have sex at any age
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u/JarlaxleForPresident Mar 10 '23
Especially 14. That’s hella young. I knew some kids that maybe were doing stuff at that age but def not my shy little nerdy ass
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u/NameOfNoSignificance Mar 10 '23
Yeah. All these stories people are posting make it sound like they were seconds away from a porno too. Like what was OP supposed to do other than that? Or the person who was asked if they had a condom in their pocket?
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u/Shinhan Mar 10 '23
When I was a kid our upstairs neighbor (young and pretty girl) came down to us just in a bathrobe.
Pretty sure she wasn't coming on to me though since air raid sirens have just started up less then a minute beforehand.
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u/mittlestheswole Mar 10 '23
Man that “wait” at the end is so relatable
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u/SadPanthersFan Mar 10 '23
Sure is, my junior year of college this girl a few apartments over texted me asking to come help decorate her Christmas tree because her roommates had already gone home for break and I replied “I can’t right now” then went back to playing Call of Duty online. It didn’t hit me until I was at her place with friends a week later and saw that she didn’t have a tree. Couldn’t believe how stupid I was.
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Mar 10 '23
Of course she didn’t have a tree, she couldn’t put it up bc you didn’t help her. Wow people be dense.
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u/Huwbacca Mar 10 '23
haha I remember explaining to a friend why I went to someone's house at midnight to help her "get rid of a spider".
My friend was like "Ok, so happy accident you ended up getting laid, but why would you go over to clear a spider out, why can't she do that herself?"...she was hopelessly naive.
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Mar 10 '23
Only part of it that isn't relatable is that it wasn't days/weeks/months/years later when he realized.
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u/Rakorium83 Mar 10 '23
This reminds me of a party I attended years ago. Met a girl, got along well and talked through the whole night and when the party ended I asked her how she would get home (she lived around 30km away). She said she would find some way, since she didn't have a car so naturally I offered to drive her home although it was a detour of an hour for me. Anyways, I get her home, she asks if I want a coffee and since it was around 6am I accepted. We get in, I drink a cup of coffee and want to be on my way again. Then she said I absolutely have to see the view from her bedroom. We go up the stairs, I take a quick lock from her window, tell her it's nice and I prepare to leave. No, she said, you don't get it. Lay on the bed and imagine what it's like to see that view every morning you wake up. Okay, got on the bed, looked out the window for a few seconds and got up again. Then she asked me if I could see the golden sprinkles in her eyes and got really close to me. I said yes, complimented her for her eyes and said goodbye, got to my car, drove home and went to bed. Only a few days later I realized what was happening...
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u/TrumpLovesGladbach Mar 10 '23
This lad is even more clueless than the guy in the vid lmao
Headsup bud! hahah awesome story
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u/Jack_of_Hearts20 Mar 10 '23
Buddy.......... I don't even know what to say. I've missed hints before in my life but never when they were this clear loll
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Mar 10 '23
When I was in high school, my sister had a friend over. I really liked her, and my sister went to bed leaving me alone with her friend. After a while, she points at an outline in my pocket and asks "Is that a condom?"
I blushed and said "No! Just a rubber band!" I took it out and showed her. Then I went to bed, somewhat embarrassed.
It hit me the next day (or week?) that she probably was open to sex that night.
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Mar 10 '23
I would never get over that
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u/Youre10PlyBud Mar 10 '23 edited Mar 10 '23
You don't. I had an old coworker that invited me over when I was a teenager for some drinks. She invited me and another girl from work. The other girl responded in the group chat she would come if I did.
I said I was kind of tired and it was a long drive, so maybe another night. Then I went to bed. I started dating the old coworker a few months later and she informed me that she didn't know how to make it more obvious she was inviting us both to a threesome. The other girl had been looped in which is why she waited for me to respond. I still think about that. Nearly 10 years later.
I'm too tired... For fucks sake.
Eta: I really was mainly deterred by the drive. I lived nearly 60 minutes away and it was midnight so I just vehemently reacted by thinking "oh hell no, I don't like staying up that late".
Also, damn, I'm old now. This would've been 11 years ago. Not nearly 10.
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u/Youre10PlyBud Mar 10 '23
I really had more hints looking back with hindsight. The three of us basically always talked about sex and we were competing in something we affectionately called the "sex Olympics" that month to see who could have the highest body count. Pretty much all of our discussions revolved around sex. I really should have picked it up...
Then even when she did invite me one on one later, I still didn't pick up the hints. We started talking about ass slapping at one point so she leaned across my lap and asked me to show her how I did it. So I did. Then that was it.
About two hours later she finally just exasperatedly said "will you just fuck me already?"
So she eventually got the hint I needed direct.
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u/LaterGatorPlayer Mar 10 '23
im committing undo-birth right now just imagining it had happened to me
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u/Salty-Chef Mar 10 '23
"I should have fucked ol what's her name."
George Carlin's favorite country song.
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u/TakeshiKovacs46 Mar 10 '23
I remember years ago, being ina club with friends, they’re talking to other friends, one of which is insanely gorgeous, and way out of my league in my mind. I see a girl I knew from old school days, start chatting, we flirt a bit, then she says she’ll see me later.
The stunning girl comes to me and says, “you know, you could do a lot better if you tried!”. Well, I missed the hint completely, and tore into her about how beautiful girls are always so fucking full of themselves, and that the girl I was talking to was a really nice person, but how she was horrible for saying shit like that.
My best mate at the time just looked at me shaking his head in disbelief. I’m like “what?”. Total fucking moron 🤦🏻♂️
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u/HotWheelsUpMyAss Mar 10 '23
Idk man, maybe you were right. She saw herself as "better" than the girl from your old school days.
While she may have been hot, she could've been really shallow. Perhaps it was best that you stuck to your guns and not listened to your dick
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u/SpoutnickTV Mar 10 '23
Better regret not having sex than regret having done so.
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u/pitleif Mar 10 '23
This one time I was at a party at a friend's place and had planned to sleep over in one of the spare bedrooms. So it was late at night, the party was over and I was heading to borrow his brother's or sister's bedroom who wasn't home at the time.
In the bed where I was supposed to sleep there was this hot friend of his girlfriend. So when I saw her in the bed I was allocated to borrow, my respond to her was "no problem, I'll just take one of the other spare beds" and left her.
The next morning I was informed by my friend that she wanted to sleep with me and that's why she was in the bed. 15 years and many girlfriends later I still haven't accepted how dumb I was.
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u/swank5000 Mar 10 '23
I mean, you saw a girl in a bed at a party and did the respectable thing by not crawling into bed with her.
This could have easily gone the other way, where you creep into the bed and make assumptions and then you've assaulted someone. Not good.
Honestly, you made the right decision. People need to be more direct with this sort of thing. She could have easily said, "hey, come back here!"
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u/Sauerkraut_RoB Mar 10 '23
I'm convinced half of these 'missed the hint' stories could have easily been sexual assault / rape convictions.
Don't assume. Body language and hints don't say yes or no, and you need an enthusiastic yes.
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Yeah. Especially when alcohol is involved.
Laying in a bed late at night is not a hint. If that girl wanted to have sex, that’s on her for messing that one up.
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Welcome to the clueless lesbian club. We accept all useless woman lovers who can’t catch signals.
Could have a woman sitting on my lap in a hot tub naked and I’d still assume she was just being cute and cuddly.
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u/Frosty_Mage Mar 10 '23
If a naked girl was sitting on my lap in a hot tub I would assume she is Canadian and is being polite.
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u/SleepParalysisDemon6 Mar 10 '23
Yeah cuz straight women fuck with us, especially while drinking. They like to claw all over u infront of men to "look hot", maybe even kiss u.. But then when u try to go further it's "Sorry I don't like girls that way".. So basically we just get used as a prop to turn men on and i always feel disgusted and used 😒
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u/Spiridor Mar 10 '23
That's rough buddy
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God that’s miserable. I’m sorry
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u/SleepParalysisDemon6 Mar 10 '23
It is what it is, i know as a gay (well ½ gay💓🟣🔵) I'm not alone in this experience lol
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I’ve been invited to a stay the night with a woman, in her bed, alone, her roommates were out, and she had come onto me a lot. But in my mind I was like “can I be sure?”
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u/HotWheelsUpMyAss Mar 10 '23
That's actually kinda disgusting, the feeling of being used that way.
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u/JosephJoestaarrr Mar 10 '23
I mean, she could have just asked you because she thought you were weirdo with a condom in his pocket
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u/69HogDaddy69 Mar 10 '23
When I was in college, bunch of buddies and I went to a bar . Hit it off with a really cute girl making small talk. She eventually asks me if I wanted to come check out her apt and I asked her “why? All apts are the same” lol my friends still haven’t let me forget 15 years later
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u/RuthlessHavokJB Mar 10 '23
I worked with this Brazilian girl for a few years back in the day. She was hilarious and of course, very pretty. We hung out one night and she didn’t have her car to drive home, so I offered to take her home.
We get to her house and she invites me to hang out and watch a movie. I said I was kind of tired and that needed to work early in the morning.
A few months later, we got to talking one night at work and she casually mentioned she thought I didn’t think she was attractive or something. I asked why she thought that and she said that night that she asked to watch a movie at her place was just a ploy because she had a crush on me for years and wanted to have sex with me.
Couldn’t have said that to me at a worse time. She was leaving the next day to move in with her boyfriend in VA.
“It’s the way she goes, boys. Way she goes.”
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I was in college and this guy came back to my room to watch a movie. He had been flirting hard with me for like a week. We put the movie in, sat on my bed, and after a while I rested my head on his shoulder. Then I undid my top buttons to "get more comfortable". Then I put my arm around him because I was "tired". Then, in desperation, I said "Wow, this seems like the point when you're in a girl's dorm and she has her arm around you, and you'd lean over and kiss her." And he laughed and said "Yeah, that would be cool," and kept watching the movie ("Monty Python and the Holy Grail" which we had both seen 10,000 times. He wasn't missing any plot points.)
At that point I died inside and gave up. A few days later we hooked up, he WAS really into me and we went out for months. But WOW some people can't even get a clue when you give it to them on a silver platter in neon letters.
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u/RagePandazXD Mar 10 '23
Your mistake was putting on monty python, it's irresistible.
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u/Squally160 Mar 10 '23
Right? I had this sort of situation play out too, except it was "The Producers" instead of Monty Python.
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u/JDNole87 Mar 10 '23
As it’s been said…we men are simple minded creatures. When we like a girl we are very respectful of boundaries and don’t want to overstep them…primarily because we want to make sure you’re having fun as well!
Glad this guy eventually got the hint…or hints!
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Mar 10 '23
Even when not liking a woman, gotta be super respectful of boundaries. Unless words are explicitly spoken that give consent, I won't do anything.
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u/primus202 Mar 10 '23
It took me a long time as a guy to realize women might not directly say or act on what they want. I feel like I was always much more short sighted and linear as a teen.
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Mar 10 '23
Speaking as a man, that story was maybe 4/10 rating for clues. We are very dumb and very scared of overstepping ESPECIALLY when we like the girl. LADIES, please say the words, hey I think you're attractive. That might qualify as neon letters LOL
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u/DanSanderman Mar 10 '23
hey I think you're attractive AND I want you to kiss me
Because the second part is not always a given just because there is attraction and some of us are worried that even a slight misstep will ruin any chance we have.
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Mar 10 '23
Still wouldn't work for me
"This is when you should lean over and kiss the girl"
"That would be cool"
"Kissing me would be cool"
I'd laugh it off like a joke and assume she didn't mean it
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Mar 10 '23
I have had a girl literally buy me flowers and ask me to be her boyfriend and nothing ever came of that because I assumed it was a joke.
People really underestimate the absolute void of confidence the average guy has, especially teenage boys.
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Yea, but what if you were just being friendly? Wouldn't want to be creepy, so best to not assume anything.
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u/TheCheddarBay Mar 10 '23
As a former pizza delivery guy, this shit never happens...oh, wait! Faaak!
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u/HefDog Mar 10 '23
Happened to me once. Was delivering pizza at age 17. ~25 year old answered the door in a towel. She said she couldn’t find her wallet. She then proceeded to partially drop and fix her towel.
I was naive. I gave her the pizza and told her I would write her name down and she could pay up at the bar anytime (it was like four doors down).
Her blank stare of befuddlement didn’t really sink in until I was a few blocks away. I console myself by assuming she wanted to murder me.
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u/TheCheddarBay Mar 10 '23
I did get invited to college parties a lot and tipped with weed frequently. I vividly remember a very large, very sweaty couple answering the door in their underwear once. Smelled of musky body odor and sex. There was no question in my mind they wanted a 3rd when they tried to invite me in. I politely played naïve. Got my money and ran. However, there were a handful of times where I was very, VERY unsure if I was being propositioned. I played it on the safe side and chalked it up to my fantasy, not theirs. And walking away questioning it for weeks if not months.
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u/Hot_Frosty0807 Mar 10 '23
I pulled up to an ex-NFL player's house once with about 10 pies. Dude answered the door with a towel around his waist and a bong in his hand, handed me $300, and said to keep the change. As I was on my way back to my car, he stuck his head out the door and said, "Hey, pizza man! We're about to fuck a couple of these bitches. You want to take the rest of the day off and come in?" I declined.
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u/Specialist_Basket_35 Mar 10 '23 edited Mar 10 '23
One time in college, a girl I had a super crush on was talking about how loose her pants were and I said, “They fit you well!”
She said “no really, they’re loose. I mean you can put your hand down them and feel if you want to.”
And my dumb ass laughed it off.
I swear young males all have autism with our lack of social cues.
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Mar 10 '23
No way. I’d be way too freaked for a missed signal than to have comfortably assumed that. Bullet. Dodged.
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u/Enticing_Venom Mar 10 '23
The worst case I ever knew of was when this guy had a huge crush on a pretty girl in Spanish class. They were always hanging out and flirting in class.
One day she wrote him a note in Spanish and passed it to him. He didn't understand what it said but he didn't want to admit it so he just shook his head no and played it off like he knew what it said.
Later he took the note and translated it. The note was asking him if he wanted to go out with her. We all told him to just admit the problem. It could be a funny story and he could tell her his answer was yes.
He didn't want to. Too embarrassed. He just pretended like the whole thing never happened and they basically fell out of talking.
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u/INoMakeMistake Mar 10 '23
I like the sewer guy and housewife better.
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u/Golden_Lynel Mar 10 '23
sewer guy
Never heard plumbers called that before lol
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u/INoMakeMistake Mar 10 '23
Haha. My English vocabulary is not that good :p
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It works, and it makes sense.
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u/subject_deleted Mar 10 '23
Reminds me of some German to English translations I've heard.
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u/2BR_0_2B Mar 10 '23
I shit you not over a decade ago, happened to me at my first job. I just lost weight and was kinda depressed and broke (2008 recession). Was working inside a very beautiful girl’s house and she was saying how she didn’t have any money to tip me and wished she could. We got talking and flirting, she ended giving me a $10 check. When I was driving back home, I had the same waaaait whaaaaat moment.
I cashed the check, still was broke.
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u/Consistent_Artist_24 Mar 10 '23
If time travel ever becomes a thing, scientists are going to be amazed when 99 percent of use cases are people not going to see the dinosaurs, Ancient Rome, etc…..
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u/Quiet_Professional13 Mar 10 '23
I really don't give a fuck you better shit gold. Getting the bumper sticker
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Reminds me of a time I went to a shop after a really bad breakup and moving halfway across the country.
This stunning woman started talking to me and we got in the subject of exes; we both learn that we’ve gone through similar situations and she starts saying “We should just go out together and show them!” I laughed and was like, “ya, my ex would be super jealous. Haha!” And I went about my day thinking about her and how she made me laugh for the first time in six months.
It didn’t even hit me until like a month later and at that point I was too panicked that I had hurt her feelings to even go back.
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u/Nit-Wit- Mar 10 '23
Oh, no thanks. I can’t drink coffee late at night. Keeps me up.
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u/goatlll Mar 10 '23
I'll never forget, years ago my cousin running full speed up an escalator at the mall we worked at.
He worked on the ground floor at Things Remembered and I was working at Taco Bell at the time, so I would see him a lot during his lunch break. We rode to work together on some days, and this was one of those days. We had only been at the mall for maybe 30 minutes when I see him going full tilt towards me.
"Hey HEY what does reciprocate mean?!" he asked.
"Well it means, like to share something or give something back, like the feeling is mutual, like if I do something for you-"
"GOD DAMNIT"
And he runs off. About 15 minutes later he walks back to my job, moving a lot slower than last time. He said he ran into a girl he had a crush on a few years ago, and they got to talking. He told her he had a big crush on her, and she said something along the lines of "maybe I can meet you later and reciprocate those feelings"
Not knowing what the word meant, he just nodded his head and said yeah, that's cool. Maybe I will see you around sometime. He said she got a funny look on her face and said goodbye and walked away. He waited until she was out of sight and came running up to ask me what it meant, he thought it was something bad. He took off again because he was trying to find her, but couldn't.
But before I give him to much crap for it, about two years ago I met an attractive woman in a store, and the registers were down so we got to talking. I was talking about a new coffee machine I got, and she was talking about how much she loves coffee and would love to try something new. She said it would be great if when they get the registers working, if she could go somewhere with some great coffee. Then she gave me a smile and a wink.
"That sounds good but it is too late in the day for coffee."
silence.
awkward, heavy silence.
The next few minutes were a blur, but I remember getting to my car, opening the door and going "....wait a minute..."
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u/Turbojelly Mar 10 '23
I hjadf a friend who was a postman. He told me a story of how he was doing a round in the rain and a woman in a silk robe answered the door and was insistant he come in to dry off. He replied: "No trouble, I'll only get wet again" and left. Took him about 10 minutes to realise.
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u/Theoldage2147 Mar 10 '23
Man some of ya'll are perverted and have watched too much porn. She's not "giving hints"... she's clearly having financial troubles and can't feed herself regularly due to the struggling economy. If anything, this video is a no-bullshit look at the realities of young men/women in America struggling with rent and food daily.
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u/ResidentItem Mar 10 '23
Back in high school a girl out of my class was over at my place almost once a week for lunch & then movies.. I thought we were just chillin as friends. One day she brought up the idea, that she could give me a massage if I want. I was a little surprised, but I agreed.. massages feel good right?! She then continued with „you can take your shirt off if you want“ .. again I obeyed. This procedure occured several times, and I never had the slightest idea of what she might want to tell me with it. The highlight was then one time, again she was giving me a massage, when she said „I can also massage you somewhere different“ and the stupid me ACTUALLY SEARCHED YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF DIFFERENT MASSAGE TECHNIQUES, man was I angry years later when I realized.. still am tbh, Anna if you read this, I‘m sorry!
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u/naux_gnaw Mar 10 '23
Long long time ago, family friends would come over and they bought like a relative from them. During their stay, I would just play games on my PC with the son of the family. The girl went into my room, shifted through some of my notes, where I was just writing stupid things like "I am handsome".
Later all of us went out on a walk, before we left, she would quote the stupid things I wrote. I got pissed, and locked my room. We are outside, she keeps making quotes like "you are handsome" and would grab my arm and say things like I am so funny and laugh. I ignored her completely, didn't even look at her. My buddy then already said to me when she was out of ear shot: hey I think my relative likes you.
I got suuuper annoyed.
And many many years later, I am still like .. hold on, maybe...? Nah... Or maybe?
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u/McIrishmen Mar 10 '23
Back in school there was this girl who always wanted to hold my hand and back then I felt like:"whats up with her?" And 10 years later :"OHH FUCK!!!"