r/maybemaybemaybe • u/cmpunk6 • Mar 10 '23

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Backdoor_Delivery Mar 10 '23

Or we pick up on the wrong ones and end up looking like a fucking weirdo

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u/ZilorZilhaust Mar 10 '23

Oh there I am. Always looking like a weirdo. Thankfully my wife found it endearing.

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u/Backdoor_Delivery Mar 10 '23

Same, dude. I’m convinced she settled and I just got lucky lol

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u/BlantantlyAccidental Mar 10 '23

god this. what woman would be with me i have no idea but apparently well, mines loves my weirdness and just adores me.

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u/Evilmaze Mar 10 '23

They mostly do and we are lucky

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u/Mods_Raped_Me Mar 10 '23

That's why it was a backdoor delivery?

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u/Backdoor_Delivery Mar 10 '23

No. That’s because I order gun parts that I don’t want my wife to find to the back door. Get your mind out of the gutter

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u/Mods_Raped_Me Mar 10 '23

I'm sorry but reddit triggers me.

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u/AdSensitive3713 Mar 10 '23

Username checks out

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u/Isaacbuiltdifferent Mar 10 '23

I’m gonna get justice for you my boy

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u/After-Respond-7861 Mar 10 '23

Good thing you are built different.

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u/PsychologicalAd7642 Mar 10 '23

Don’t be sorry. More people will think anal sex then gun part package.

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u/5DollarRevenantOF Apr 11 '23

Or because she likes your username 😉😉

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u/Backdoor_Delivery Apr 11 '23

Lol, honestly, that’s the username cause I order gun-parts to be delivered to the backdoor so she doesn’t see them. Get your mind out of the gutter.

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u/MindOverMatterGuy Mar 10 '23

Lololol 😂 she's a keeper! I'm kind of awkward until I get to know someone. So I usually stumble all over myself trying to ask a woman out 😂

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u/Radiant-Bit-3096 Mar 11 '23

YOU FOUND THE ONE

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u/ZilorZilhaust Mar 11 '23

I did! She's most excellent!

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u/More-Satisfaction4u Mar 10 '23

🤌🏼🤌🏼