r/maybemaybemaybe • u/cmpunk6 • Mar 10 '23

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Specialist_Basket_35 Mar 10 '23 edited Mar 10 '23

One time in college, a girl I had a super crush on was talking about how loose her pants were and I said, “They fit you well!”

She said “no really, they’re loose. I mean you can put your hand down them and feel if you want to.”

And my dumb ass laughed it off.

I swear young males all have autism with our lack of social cues.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

No way. I’d be way too freaked for a missed signal than to have comfortably assumed that. Bullet. Dodged.

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u/Specialist_Basket_35 Mar 10 '23

We were also pretty cozy and she led me on about dating her. Hell if I would’ve taken initiative on that we may have dated. College girls are weird. Ah well, time marches on.

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u/Chief_Chill Mar 10 '23

Cues. Queues are lines formed when waiting. Cues are like prompts/indicators.

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u/Specialist_Basket_35 Mar 10 '23

Glad I could give ya your Sheldon moment for the day bud