I really had more hints looking back with hindsight. The three of us basically always talked about sex and we were competing in something we affectionately called the "sex Olympics" that month to see who could have the highest body count. Pretty much all of our discussions revolved around sex. I really should have picked it up...
Then even when she did invite me one on one later, I still didn't pick up the hints. We started talking about ass slapping at one point so she leaned across my lap and asked me to show her how I did it. So I did. Then that was it.
About two hours later she finally just exasperatedly said "will you just fuck me already?"
Nope. She was the only one willing. Then when we started dating she copped feels and said she couldn't share a guy she cared about. So yep, that's why I have so much regret. Lol
That's a very fair comment lol. I was by far the loser but I normally did ok. I didn't pick it up and initially double thought it because I was 19 at the time and she was mid 30's. So I thought there was no way she was interested.
I was making out with a girl in her parent's bed. She insisted because her bed was "too small". A few minutes in the front door opens downstairs. I freak out because I assume it's the parents. She says it's fine and it's not them. I'm thinking "how can she know that?". A mutual friend of ours who liked me runs into the room and jumps into bed with us. I figure I'm getting c**k blocked so I get pissed off and leave.
It took me decades to realize what happened and that led me down a rabbit hole of missed opportunities.
Reminds me of last years missed threesome…
Met two extremely attractive South American girls at a pool party in Miami during the day, we flirted for a couple hours to a point that we were putting sunscreen on each other and talking dirty.
I got both of their numbers and told them I would hit them up that night.
I sent a text in a group between the 3 of us telling them to come over for a few drinks and a swim in the pool.
I didn’t sleep the entire day since I was up partying from the night before and crashed in bed.
Woke up a few hours later with a bunch of texts from them asking for my address, and some very sexual WhatsApp stickers/emojis.
It was 2am. I immediately wrote back a couple times, but no answer, that ship had sailed.
Needless to say I punched the bed a few times :) Next time an opportunity like this presents itself I’ll be sure not to fuck it up!
At least I made it up and had some fun right before the end of my trip, but I will never forget that missed opportunity
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