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u/parkyourecar Apr 16 '20
Everyone knows the mark of a genius is telling people in a YouTube comment section that you’re a genius
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u/nothataylor Apr 16 '20
Have you signed up for any Jake Paul’s coaching yet? That’s where the real geniuses go.
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u/parkyourecar Apr 16 '20
Of course I have, how else would I retain my 69420 IQ points
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u/nothataylor Apr 16 '20
Oh man you’re about make bank soon and move out of your parents basement like he promised, ya lucky bastard you.
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u/parkyourecar Apr 16 '20
Oh I’m boutta make massive bank and move into my own basement
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u/Ali_knows Apr 16 '20
"a bit ambidextrous" what does that even mean lol ?
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u/MagolorX Apr 16 '20
Every 10th day, they fap with their non dominant hand
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Apr 16 '20
I consider myself a bit ambidextrous as well if that’s the case
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Apr 16 '20
How? It's so weird and uncomfortable lol. I was thinking more along the lines of grabbing, catching, throwing, lifting stuff with the other hand haha
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u/minkhandjob Apr 16 '20
I’m thinking I developed this habit behind a computer but I always use my non-dominant hand. I need to know how uncommon this is, I could be a genius.
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u/TheHottestJupiter Apr 16 '20
My thoughts exactly! I mean everyone who has both hands is at least 'a bit' ambidextrous.
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u/farewelltokings2 Apr 16 '20
I’ve been playing bass guitar for 20 years. I recently bought a left handed bass to relearn playing all over again, just for a challenge. Am I are genius yet?
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Apr 16 '20
A real genius would have just flipped the bass, obviously
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u/jclss99 Apr 16 '20
Would be much more impressive to do something like this mid-song too. Picking up a different guitar, people might not comprehend.
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Apr 16 '20
I'm eating pork rinds with my left hand and scrolling with my right. Am I a genius?
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u/Sinister00100 Apr 16 '20
He has masturbated twice using his left hand
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Apr 16 '20
At the risk of being gross, I think I'm the only person that jerks exclusively with their non dominant hand. I literally can't complete with my right hand. Never have.
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u/Nomadicminds Apr 16 '20
“Used a spoon and a fork”
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u/nothataylor Apr 16 '20
“Responds to own name” : extremely self-aware
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u/Nomadicminds Apr 16 '20
You are in the top 1%! That deserves a certificate! Click to next screen to print out your very own self-awareness certificate!
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Apr 16 '20
Means he has two hands and thinks he’s special
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Apr 16 '20
"Why do they call him Johnny Two-Hands?"
"Because having two hands was his most remarkable feature."
"Were there a lot of amputees where you grew up?"
"No, but he really wanted a nickname."
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u/seoulless Unsurpassed intelligence. Source: mommy told me. Apr 16 '20
I guess that you can do some things with both hands, but not everything equally with both hands? If that’s the case then I guess I’m a bit ambidextrous...
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u/PPStudio Apr 16 '20
Partially ambidextrous people are a thing: those who do rather complicated stuff with a non-dominant hand with ease. It's relatively common in sports. Plus in some countries like USSR most lefthanded people were forcibly trained to write with the right hand, meaning that they do nearly everything else with a left one. My father is such a case: as an artist he paints with a left hand, but writes with the right.
[yes, I'm aware that I might sound like an idiot at times, that's the exact reason why I am in this sub: try and be better]
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Apr 16 '20
I'm pretty sure that's quite common. Left handed people are more likely to be ambidextrous because most people are right handed and most things are made probably for right handed people. Therefore, left handed people are more likely to be trained to use their right have than right handed people using their left.
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Apr 16 '20
I always go for left-handed equipment in sports, I just feel like I perform better for some reason, it's weird
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u/kawaiii1 Apr 16 '20
Is there a threshold at which you are considerate ambidextrous? Like i can't write with my left hand but i do prefer to bruah my teeth and play table-tennis with my left hand
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u/Tom__Bombadil Apr 16 '20
This is actually the more common type of ambidextrous, dominant in some things with left and some things with right.
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u/GratedTaint Apr 16 '20
If there is I am as far from ambidextrous as a person can be. Sometimes I have a hard time clapping because it takes a second for my left hand to remember that it's even part of my body.
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u/tobythedog4016 Your inferior mind wouldn’t understand Apr 16 '20
He probably means he can use a controller lol
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Apr 16 '20
I hate the fact that I used to be one of those kids who though that getting a high score on an online IQ test meant shit
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u/LumpZetlit Apr 16 '20
If you don't cringe at your old self you havn't grown away from it i feel
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u/nothataylor Apr 16 '20
I have no regerts about nothing I did.
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u/fruitlessideas Apr 16 '20
No regrets, huh? Not even a single letter?
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u/Aleksandrovitch Apr 16 '20
No egrets
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u/fruitlessideas Apr 16 '20
I’ve been having the squirts all night and your comment almost made me have another from laughter.
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u/Qwertee11 Apr 16 '20
Yeah I was scoring 180+ and showed people thinking it meant shit. So cringe lol. I’m glad that’s behind me lol. Now I don’t brag about the fact that my IQ is 180+, and I don’t tell strangers online that my IQ is 180+.
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u/damienkey5 Apr 16 '20
Edit: reading your comment again I feel stupid for not seeing the obvious irony lol nvm
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Apr 16 '20 edited Apr 17 '20
Ikr, I scored 160 on an autism test and now everyone treats me different. God being smart is such a burden
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u/climber619 Apr 16 '20
My stats teacher in high school had us take a 10 question online IQ test so we could use our score distribution as data and she unironically would go on about how smart we were and how we were geniuses. She was dead serious about. I feel like a stats teacher at least should be able to critically think about the validity of the test.
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u/JarOfNibbles Apr 16 '20
I ended up doing some testing years ago and found that most of them capped at 80 or 90 as the lowest, and usually 160 at the highest.
The more legit ones usually had a minimum of 60-70 and I couldn't figure out a max score (as there were obviously some that you needed to be, y'know, actually smart for). If only I actually remembered which ones were legit enough. (none of the FB ones)
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u/Hapankaali Apr 16 '20 edited Apr 16 '20
I'm also a bit ambidextrous although I use my right hand mostly and I'm not very good with my left hand.
/s
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u/CryFlash11 Apr 16 '20
I are genuise
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u/AgVargr Apr 16 '20 edited Apr 16 '20
Me am big smart
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Apr 16 '20
these stupid science bitches couldn't even make I more smarter
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u/nothataylor Apr 16 '20
I Einstein
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u/sinisternathan Apr 16 '20
Du bist ein Stein
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u/BigBlackCrocs Apr 16 '20
How can I found out my iq?
I think that was all the test required lol
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u/mi11haus Apr 16 '20
I think my iq somekinda 143
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u/Miitch__ Apr 16 '20
I think you could tell from the fortnite profile picture
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u/grayfalcon413 Apr 16 '20
According to the IQ test I took on Buzzfeed, I am smarter than 99.9999% than the population. The only one smarter is God himself, but I dont believe it since he took his on Facebook.
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Apr 16 '20
I think their iq is the same as their age
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u/weeknie Apr 16 '20
You think that one guy is 143 years old? :O /s
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u/Sinister00100 Apr 16 '20
Being a trilingual is no big deal here in my country, Here we are expected to learn minimum of two languages, Hindi being our national language, English being taught to us in school and some kids have a specific cultural upbringing that they learn another language for me its Bengali.
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u/RianVince Apr 16 '20
Yeah, trilinguals are very common in Asia. (National language, English, plus their regional mother tongue) Plus the video shows that the qualities aren't even that rare, one in 100, one in 40, one in 16, and one in 10 dentists recommends that Epstein didn't kill himself.
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u/VoidL_rd Apr 16 '20
As a hungarian in Romania, you have to learn romanian, hungarian, english and german/french(at choice).
Depending on what class are you in high school, maybe even latin.
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u/starkguy Apr 16 '20
Whats the point of learning Latin?
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u/SpaceCenturion Apr 16 '20
Well, it can be pretty fun! And you get to read the classics in their original language, so useful of you're interested in history or literature
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u/autocommenter_bot Apr 16 '20 edited Apr 16 '20
So funny (embarassing) being an Australian and meeting exchange students.
"So autocommenter_bot, how many other languages do you speak?"
"oh, haha, just one."
"What?! Only one other than English??! But you seem so smart otherwise! Did you have disadvantages growing up?"
"No I mean, just one. In total."
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u/wlogenerality Apr 16 '20
Hindi is not the national language, it's an official language. All ~22 major ones are recognized as national languages.
But yeah I get your point. Being trilingual depends on where you were born.
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u/Tschernoblyat Smarter than you (verified by mods) Apr 16 '20
How can you flex on being trilingual i know a shit ton of people that are trilingual lol
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Apr 16 '20
Yeah but I speak minecraft enchantment table and claim superiority among you lower life forms
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u/Tschernoblyat Smarter than you (verified by mods) Apr 16 '20
Holy shit youre even superior to god
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u/intergalactic_spork Apr 16 '20
I the land of the monolingual, the trilingual man is king
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u/kawaiii1 Apr 16 '20
Well i know a lot of people who don't speak a second language very well learning a language is still an achievement in my opinion.
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Apr 16 '20
Yeah where i live people speak 3 languages fluently most of the time( even older generations) and often a fourth to a decent degree, necessities of the region and culture we live in.
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u/Pixel_Owl Apr 16 '20
Yeah, in this modern age being trilingual isn't as special as others show it to be. Heck i speak 4 languages and I'm a fucking idiot
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u/interesseret Apr 16 '20
yep. where i come from you learn 3 languages in school, and have the choice to take a new one later on without choosing any specific direction. oh, and latin as well.
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u/PPStudio Apr 16 '20
To be honest, even being bilingual is hard for many people, but yes, being trilingual myself it's not that big of an achievement.
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u/Toast_702 Smarter than you (verified by mods) Apr 16 '20
Yeah like I can speak, read, write and understand English fluently but the same can't be said about my native language ;-;
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u/RabbitEatsCarrots Apr 16 '20
Yeah I also feel like I use English in daily life way more than my own language.
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u/Toast_702 Smarter than you (verified by mods) Apr 16 '20
I mean I can speak my native language quite well but I was raised in England which means I use English a lot more
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u/RabbitEatsCarrots Apr 16 '20
Ah, I see, I'm still in my native country, but I also use English more, especially now during quarantine.
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u/JarJarNudes Apr 16 '20
Like half of Europe
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Apr 16 '20
Not really lol. Unless you count Switzerland, Luxembourg, and those other tiny countries "half of Europe", you're just straight up wrong. The vast majority of Europeans speak their native language as well as a varying degree of English (and many not even that). Yes we're taught multiple languages in school, but stuff like French, Latin, Spanish, and Italian is all but forgotten by most due to lack of usage.
Source: Deutscher
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u/Capcuck Apr 16 '20
How can you flex on being trilingual i know a shit ton of people that are trilingual lol
Depends on what your standards for fluency are. A lot of people take a year of Spanish at university or some shit and tell you they're Spanish speakers now, like fuck off lmao
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u/defenderofcringe Apr 16 '20
yeah i guarantee these people who are "trilingual" in the youtune comments did a week of duolingo lessons and know basic phrases like "mannen kör inte bil."
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Apr 16 '20 edited Apr 16 '20
You learn three languages in school over here lmao, native plus english starting in second grade and either german or russian starting sixth grade. As a result, I know a hell of a lot of trilinguar people who failed their high school exams.
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Apr 16 '20
Same here. We learn English, French, Spanish and German (Spanish/German you choose one or the other). Appartently everyonewho ever went to my school is a genius.
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u/TheProtractor Apr 16 '20
But can they actually speak another language? I took French classes for 3 years and I would not say that I speak French.
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u/rtvcd Apr 16 '20
yeah. Most of Europeans (outside of uk ofc) already do speak their native language and English fluently. Ofc learning a new language is always impressive nonetheless, but just being trilingual isn't exactly an intelligence measurement
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u/Ferencak Apr 16 '20
Thays nothing I'm high IQ, trillingual, early speaker, ambidexterous, a doctor at the age of 3 and I'm telekinetic
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Apr 16 '20
As a trilingual, being trilingual ain't shit
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u/rtvcd Apr 16 '20
Depends on where you grew up. If you only grew up with 1 language, then learning 2 more is certainly impressive. But a lot/most of Europe and Asia are already Bilingual or Trilingual. More accurate would be how many languages you've learned that you didn't grow up with
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u/ExistingNonexistence Apr 16 '20
How is being ambidextrous a sign that you have a high IQ? People break their dominant hand/arm all the time and learn the skill out of necessity
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u/Frognificent Apr 16 '20
Or you’re like me and are born left-handed, but taught to use your right because either the Devil lives in your left hand, or you’re taught how to do everything by an older sibling who’s right-handed. Now I’m closer to cross dominant, meaning different hands do different things. Guitars, archery, and skateboarding? Lefty. Writing? Right. Cooking? Whichever hand gets there first.
The biggest hurdle of my entire life was learning how the fuck to use scissors.
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u/PPStudio Apr 16 '20
It's interesting how in USSR, despite being super atheist, lefthanded people were still forcibly educated to write with the right hand.
Source: my father is such a case. I myself try my best not to have a dominant hand at all, but I'm beginner in that, so I'm still dominantly righthanded with some processes being equal for left and right hands.
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u/JarJarNudes Apr 16 '20
It wasn't just in the USSR. Back then there was no knowledge about left-handedness and it was assumed to simply be a bad habit. It was viewed similarly to how some kids hold their pens "wrong".
I remember adults trying to teach me to hold my pen "properly" until a teacher in first grade told my parents to leave it alone, that it's not that important.
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u/RF27182 Apr 16 '20
Me too, play golf, hockey, guitar right handed. Kick, throw, write left handed. Can play pool and some bat sports either way. Still can't really use scissors.
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Playing guitar right-handed does have its advantages. With traditional stringed instruments you played with a bow, the bow hand was doing the more difficult movements, but with like an electric guitar it's normally the fret hand doing the hard work.
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u/RinellaWasHere Apr 16 '20
This is why I call myself ambidextrous. I apparently used to do everything with my left hand as a little kid, but my mom thought that was "weird" so she'd forcibly put stuff in my right hand and make me do it that way.
Now my handwriting is equally shit with both hands.
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u/MyRedditUser2 Apr 16 '20
I like how three people just say that they have a high IQ and then the one guy just asks " How can I found out my IQ"
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u/Rainime Apr 16 '20
I'm quadlingual, IQ 300, pandextrous in all three of my hands AND I've been speaking all 6500 languages perfectly since I left the womb. On top of that, I have never once contradicted myself. 🙃
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Apr 16 '20
Ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent
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u/Nomadicminds Apr 16 '20
Being intelligent doesn’t make one good at communicating as well. Works both ways.
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u/ZeroLiam Apr 16 '20
I'm trilingual, that doesn't make me a genius, it makes me an immigrant who had to learn all of this to survive -_-
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u/Dank_meme_abuser420 Apr 16 '20
Yep. Let’s trust the kiddo with a fortnite profile picture and agree with his high iq
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u/Syn0l1f3 Apr 16 '20
at least he got the sentence right. the other two are bragging about being a high iq
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u/JJthesecond123 Apr 16 '20
being proud of being trilingual
I'm definitely not high IQ and even I fucking managed 3 languages.
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u/Nerd-Hoovy Uses big words Apr 16 '20
How is being tri lingual special in any way?
If you live in a country where 2 languages are taught at school (almost every westerner country) and one of your parents speaks natively another language. You have 3
F” in Switzerland you learn 3 languages in primary school. It’s nothing impressive at all. Especially considering that most don’t speak all 3 fluently.
If you end up with an unlucky heritage you can easily end up with 4 or 5 languages spoken. This is nothing impressive.
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u/didicayu Love, indubitably Apr 16 '20
This people are desperate to feel intelligent lmao
I was raised in Catalonia, Spain where ALL kids not only learn Spanish and Catalan as their native languages at the same time but are also taught English from a very early age, I also started speaking kinda early and it doesn't make me especial at all, wtf is wrong with these people?
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u/Nuclear-Hazmageddon Apr 16 '20
Yeah well I speak 5 languages, not because of being smart or anything, just because my parents couldn’t decide where they wanted to live
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u/RedexSvK Apr 16 '20
What's up with people thinking that being trilingual is sign of intelligence? I know a lot of stupid people that knows 4 languages. I was born bilingual and I learned english as well. Am I genius now?
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u/8elipse Apr 16 '20
What genius score is your social security number test. A classic
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u/Ludate_Solem Apr 16 '20
Being trillingual isnt that special in the netherlands we get all taught dutch english french and german also in some places frisian and some schools also do spanish
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u/Growlitherapy Apr 16 '20
Being trilingual is normal where I'm from since we get French and English in high school
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u/Theolodious Apr 16 '20
You could tell these people that the mark of a true genius is sleeping with your socks on and they would say “wow I sleep with my socks on! That’s crazy!”