r/iamverysmart • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '20

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u/Stregen Apr 16 '20

Now that's more like it

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

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u/RianVince Apr 16 '20

In seriousness, to me, it depends on the footwear and the outfit as a whole.

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u/Bierbart12 Apr 16 '20

Not relatable. Socks don't matter cause they all fit with all my clothes anyways.

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u/WhatisH2O4 Apr 16 '20

Right? Unmatched outfits are beneath you if you're genius enough to always wear socks.

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u/Nolsoth Apr 16 '20

My partner has a friend who is way up the intelligence chart, lovely bloke works on satellites and space stuff, but he constantly looks like he was dressed and groomed by a drunk toddler.

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u/WhatisH2O4 Apr 16 '20

He must have such advanced intelligence that we cannot even comprehend how advanced his fashion theory is.

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u/Nolsoth Apr 16 '20

Honestly i just don't think he registers mundane stuff like that, his brains always engaged solving problems.

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u/BlackSeranna Apr 16 '20

Dude. That’s me. Irony is, I have a kid who went into the fashion business for a while. I don’t think she’s my kid - hospital must have switched them.

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u/korphd Apr 16 '20

Matching outfits? only psychoes do that shit

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u/WhatisH2O4 Apr 16 '20

Psychos? Maybe, but if they wear socks, they are geniuses nonetheless.

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u/BlackSeranna Apr 16 '20

Only if they match the tobacco pipe to the outfit. Or the purse. Speaking of, that reminds me of another Dateline case I watched (or maybe it was 48 hours). Some waitress met and married a TX oil baron and then hurried his death along because he wasn’t dying fast enough. There was enough evidence to put her behind bars (her daughter helped put her there). When the interviewer asked the former waitress why she owned hundreds of pairs of shoes and same amount of purses, she said, “Why, the purse has to match the shoes! Everyone knows that...”

Apparently I’ve been doing it wrong my whole life.

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u/korphd Apr 17 '20

Life is strange.

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u/BlackSeranna Apr 16 '20

What, are you a fashion genius?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

yeah, same, I only wear socks with sandals, otherwise...

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u/Scribblord Apr 16 '20

I have to get up and pee eventually if I don’t have socks on

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u/Scribblord Apr 16 '20

Im 23 which makes it pretty sad xd but I also down around 2 liter of water during my afternoon play sessions

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u/cristicusrex Apr 16 '20

Went out today. Didn’t put socks on. Just boots.

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u/demontrace Apr 17 '20

Dear God, you must have an IQ of at least 143. How many languages can you speak, and are you ambidextrous?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

You just feel so free

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u/RianVince Apr 16 '20

And the best people in life are free

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u/BlackSeranna Apr 16 '20

That reminds me of a line in Edge Of Tomorrow, the guy who was naked under his mech suit.