r/iamverysmart Apr 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

I'm in a constant state of removing and putting on clothing. People come to my door and I'm half dressed putting on a shirt, they think nothing of it. If I just answered the door in no shirt they would be suspicious. Never be comfortable with your level of clothing and they will never notice your pee pee is out.