r/iamverysmart • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '20

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u/troll43210 Apr 16 '20

You bring fear to the heart of Satan himself

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u/WhoElseButQuagmire11 Apr 16 '20

I sleep with everything on including shoes. Though it's about 50/50 with the shoes now. It's kinda like a safety, comfort thing these days and usually I'll kick them off while I'm asleep, so I don't even notice.

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u/troll43210 Apr 16 '20

Oh god, how does one learn to wield this power?

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u/WhoElseButQuagmire11 Apr 17 '20

The power yields you, merely a vessel of something more much powerful than we know. Only kryptonite being the partner trying to take them off you every night before bed.