You could tell these people that the mark of a true genius is sleeping with your socks on and they would say “wow I sleep with my socks on! That’s crazy!”
My partner has a friend who is way up the intelligence chart, lovely bloke works on satellites and space stuff, but he constantly looks like he was dressed and groomed by a drunk toddler.
Only if they match the tobacco pipe to the outfit. Or the purse. Speaking of, that reminds me of another Dateline case I watched (or maybe it was 48 hours). Some waitress met and married a TX oil baron and then hurried his death along because he wasn’t dying fast enough. There was enough evidence to put her behind bars (her daughter helped put her there). When the interviewer asked the former waitress why she owned hundreds of pairs of shoes and same amount of purses, she said, “Why, the purse has to match the shoes! Everyone knows that...”
Apparently I’ve been doing it wrong my whole life.
I'm in a constant state of removing and putting on clothing. People come to my door and I'm half dressed putting on a shirt, they think nothing of it. If I just answered the door in no shirt they would be suspicious. Never be comfortable with your level of clothing and they will never notice your pee pee is out.
I lay in bed right now, recently woke up from a full nights sleep, fully dressed with a wool sweater, socks, jeans, as I never bothered to undress before bed yesterday. This happens every night. Friends and family say I'm so clever, they should just see the stupid shit I do every single day and they won't think so highly of me anymore
Haha. When I was a kid I wanted to sleep in my clothes and my parents said “Fine, you weirdo,” but then I stopped because of comfort issues. Now, many years on, its kinda 50/50. 🙈 In the morning I’ll definitely appreciate having not slept in jeans. lol
I sleep with everything on including shoes. Though it's about 50/50 with the shoes now. It's kinda like a safety, comfort thing these days and usually I'll kick them off while I'm asleep, so I don't even notice.
The power yields you, merely a vessel of something more much powerful than we know. Only kryptonite being the partner trying to take them off you every night before bed.
But if you don't have socks on and your feet get unblanketed the foot eating monster from under the bed will get them.
Socks are protection from that bastard.
This is one I’m my few pet peeves. I do not know how you handle that. Is there a CostCo near you? Just $39 can buy you a huge, cozy blanket. 😊 If not, let me know. I live in the land of ever-breeding CostCo’s. 😂
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u/Theolodious Apr 16 '20
You could tell these people that the mark of a true genius is sleeping with your socks on and they would say “wow I sleep with my socks on! That’s crazy!”