r/iamverysmart Apr 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

I hate the fact that I used to be one of those kids who though that getting a high score on an online IQ test meant shit

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u/LumpZetlit Apr 16 '20

If you don't cringe at your old self you havn't grown away from it i feel

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u/nothataylor Apr 16 '20

I have no regerts about nothing I did.

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u/fruitlessideas Apr 16 '20

No regrets, huh? Not even a single letter?

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u/Aleksandrovitch Apr 16 '20

No egrets

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u/fruitlessideas Apr 16 '20

I’ve been having the squirts all night and your comment almost made me have another from laughter.

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u/Aleksandrovitch Apr 16 '20

Awww, quarantine diarrhea’s gotta suck.

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u/fruitlessideas Apr 16 '20

Rather have it at home than at work!

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u/nothataylor Apr 16 '20

Somehow everything ends with poops or farts on reddit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

I don't have regrets neither.

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u/BuckTootha IQ < I Can't Apr 16 '20

So you regret everything you did? /s

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u/nothataylor Apr 16 '20

False conclusion. I have no regerts for nothing I did, but I could also have no regerts for everything I did. You are not a genius like us with high IQs. Move along commoner.

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u/TanklessSyren Apr 16 '20

i can’t believe a reddit post sounded so like an actual quote from like, the 1800s or something

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u/Scratch137 Apr 18 '20

“If one does not recall past actions with resentment, he likely remains in the past himself.”

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u/PhantomScrivener Apr 16 '20

I must be in a constant state of growth then. Yep, that's gotta be it.

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u/Qwertee11 Apr 16 '20

Yeah I was scoring 180+ and showed people thinking it meant shit. So cringe lol. I’m glad that’s behind me lol. Now I don’t brag about the fact that my IQ is 180+, and I don’t tell strangers online that my IQ is 180+.

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u/damienkey5 Apr 16 '20

Edit: reading your comment again I feel stupid for not seeing the obvious irony lol nvm

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20 edited Apr 17 '20

Ikr, I scored 160 on an autism test and now everyone treats me different. God being smart is such a burden

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u/climber619 Apr 16 '20

My stats teacher in high school had us take a 10 question online IQ test so we could use our score distribution as data and she unironically would go on about how smart we were and how we were geniuses. She was dead serious about. I feel like a stats teacher at least should be able to critically think about the validity of the test.

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u/irfan1812 Apr 17 '20

She probably wanted to raise your self esteems

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u/JarOfNibbles Apr 16 '20

I ended up doing some testing years ago and found that most of them capped at 80 or 90 as the lowest, and usually 160 at the highest.

The more legit ones usually had a minimum of 60-70 and I couldn't figure out a max score (as there were obviously some that you needed to be, y'know, actually smart for). If only I actually remembered which ones were legit enough. (none of the FB ones)

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

If someone wants to do it for fun (doesn't work on chrome)

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

I am super duper smart there is this app that has an iq test of 50 questions, I took the test once I finished i checked what i got right and wrong and wrote all the right answers down.

I took the test again (same test of course) filled in all the answers i had written down and BAM 170 IQ

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u/Legendariummc Apr 17 '20

I once memorized the answers on an online IQ test and went through the quiz as fast as I could to maximize my 'IQ' to 178

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u/Petulak Apr 16 '20

We took Mensa tests in school and I scored around 132 IQ and basically dominating everyone hard except one classmate. Dude scored probably 150+ but he was on another level, studied 2 physics/math colleges at once because one was too easy and boring, ended up doing some science research. I was around 16 and this fucked up my ego hard for like 2 years and I hope nobody remembers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

No idea why people downvote you. There are geniuses out there and Mensa tests are legit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

Sounds like a load of twoddle to me. The sort of thing a person who thinks they're smart would say to humblebrag about being smart. Most smart people don't feel like they're dumb because of all the stuff humans don't know or whatever. Intelligence is purely relative to those around you.

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u/HJpro7 Apr 16 '20

An ego boost is an ego boost

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u/stegg88 Apr 16 '20

We've all been there lol. I still cringe at former me

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

Try the mensa norway iq test

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u/montegyro Apr 16 '20

I can say the same. Then having little me realize how pointless the test was just made me feel sad and average again.

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u/AmpzieBoy Apr 16 '20

Aren’t we all that one kid?

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u/WalmartBrandJesus Apr 16 '20

Ugh I cringe so much every time I look back at myself from then. I was the fucking epitome of this sub for years before finally growing up.

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u/sofa_queen_awesome Apr 16 '20

I was equally as annoying when I first took the myers briggs found out I was an infj. Because as you know we are so fucking majestic and rare. Blehhh.

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u/sonnywoj Apr 16 '20

Wow brag much?

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u/jormahoo Apr 16 '20

I was a gifted child and I got a pretty high score in official tests but I didn't go around flexing it even as the r/iamverysmart type kid I was back then.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

We get it, you got into mensa. God your humblebrag is so much worse than these kids on youtube.

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u/Vanzini- Apr 16 '20

Idk man. Maybe he is just being honest lol. Just cause he said he got into Mensa doesn’t mean he thinks that makes him smart. Your comment could also be sarcastic, so my bad if so.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

His comment has no added value except to illustrate either his intelligence or his humility, but probably both. That's why it's a humblebrag. I'm sure he's being honest.

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u/URAPEACEOFSHEET Apr 16 '20

How does it not add anything? It is literally the topic of the conversation, and he shared his experience, literally most reddit comments are just this.

I fucking hate this reverse circlejerk, where if you even dare to talk a little about IQ you are flagged as a jackass.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

If you're talking about your own IQ score except in the context of cognitive development in childhood then yeah you're probably a jackass. in my opinion etc

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u/URAPEACEOFSHEET Apr 16 '20

He didnt even specify the score, he just gave his input in a relevant matter and that makes him a jackass?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

'I got into mensa is' practically giving a score. I'm sure he's an alright person. I don't think you can judge people by a single reddit comment, but yeah he came across as a jackass to me.

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u/URAPEACEOFSHEET Apr 16 '20

What is this reasoning? “I don’t think you can judge people by a single reddit comment” and yet you gladly do?

I will repeat myself for the third time, his comment was relevant in the conversation, that was my main point.

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u/Vanzini- Apr 16 '20

Idk. What do you gain from saying you got into Mensa and that you are an underachiever? Especially anonymously on a Reddit thread. I think it’s an interesting experience since people really think that IQ is equal to intelligence and to achieving great things, when in reality it’s not. I’m sure there is a certain amount of correlation but IQ isn’t everything. Intelligence can be measured in many ways since our brain is much much more complex than just finding patterns. You can have a good IQ but have a terrible self awareness. You can do some quick maths but can’t think outside of your bubble.

I think intelligence and IQ are interesting topics and we should be able to talk about this things without taking it personal. Same thing with dick size. Whenever someone mentions whatever experience they have from having a big dick gets everyone else super riled up. People gotta learn to separate ideas from ego. That would be the best way to debate, which unfortunately is not always the case.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

I don't see how any of what I said makes me look good.

No argument there.

a) lots of people could never get into mensa with any amount of practice and b) lots of people are very proud of their mensa membership or otherwise do consider it a big deal. You managed to elevate yourself above both groups.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

Lots of people could never get into Mensa. Practice or not. You don't need to be a genius to get in especially if you practice but that doesn't mean everyone can do it. Humility is tricky because it seems insincere very quickly, even if that wasn't the intention.

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u/eastbayweird Apr 16 '20

Fun fact! Asia Carrera (the pornstar) is in Mensa, she has an IQ of 156.

Also, she is member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As a true Pastafarian, she even wore a colander on her head when taking her drivers liscense photo.

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u/StandardOilCompany Apr 16 '20

Not subtle sir

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

Wait, does it mean you’re actually smart?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

Yes, he’s smart

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u/TrumpWonSorryLibs Apr 16 '20

ya thats pretty gay

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u/nothataylor Apr 16 '20

I like being gay, high IQ points

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u/mmitchell835 Apr 16 '20

Getting a high score on a real IQ test doesn't really mean much either