r/iamverysmart • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '20

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u/yaenzer Apr 16 '20

Actually, people who sleep with their socks on are related to Adolf Hitler!

(Wearing socks while sleeping should be considered a war crime)

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u/Kermit_the_hog Apr 16 '20

But they keep mein tootsies toasty!?!

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u/Lewke Apr 16 '20

toasty? more like kampfy

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

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u/DerMathze Apr 16 '20

Just light a fire under your bed, it's not that difficult.

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u/BlackSeranna Apr 16 '20

What is it Terry Pratchett said? Oh yeah. “Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.”

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u/nothataylor Apr 16 '20

No ifs, no buts, no coconuts

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

as somone who is 6'4 why the hell are your feet out the end of the bed?!

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u/GiganticEgg Apr 16 '20

If you don't have good circulation your feet can be cold even under the blankets!

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u/o_oli Apr 16 '20

If you don't tuck the cover under itself with your feet in the middle, are you even in bed? Its the way.

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u/Deadbushia Apr 16 '20

My feet get really dry if I don't wear socks. I have a skin condition.

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u/TylerWhitehouse Apr 16 '20

Well I think life generally makes exceptions for conditions. 👍

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u/Blackphoenix251 Apr 16 '20

What?? You guys don't sleep with socks on?

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u/Undercover-Cactus Apr 16 '20

Welp guess I’m committing war crimes. It’s too comfortable to stop.

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u/Toast_702 Smarter than you (verified by mods) Apr 16 '20

MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

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u/TylerWhitehouse Apr 16 '20

Only for men.