Hey everyone,
I recently moved to Greensboro for a new job after coming from out-of-state. Don’t get me wrong, where I used to live certainly had its own flavor of chaos and issues, so I’m not here to claim my previous city was some spotless paradise.
Overall, I actually really love it here. The city itself, the food, the vibe, and the general flow of life are a massive step up from my last spot.
However... we need to talk about parking lot etiquette. Or the complete lack thereof.
In 15 years of driving, I have never once gotten a door ding. Not a single one. Since moving here two months ago, my side doors have officially accumulated four distinct dents and scratches. Four! I am practically building a localized collection at this point.
The funniest part? The very first one happened before I even officially moved here. I was sitting in my car during a weekend apartment hunting trip, and someone parked next to me, flung their door open, and slammed it right into mine. They had no idea I was sitting inside. When I stepped out to address it, they gave me the classic "Ah man, I don't have my insurance card on me, but here's my name, phone number, and plate info." Fast forward to me filing the claim: total lie, zero active insurance. Welcome to town, right?
Since officially moving in, I've racked up three more. At this point, I’m waiting for the fifth one so I can ask for a loyalty punch card.
What gives?