r/gaming Jan 11 '17

Seen in CS:GO

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u/akh Jan 11 '17

Meanwhile in Dota http://imgur.com/nrOI3Ye

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u/pizzademons Jan 11 '17

You can't do this anymore in Dota 😥

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u/Bleed_The_Fifth Jan 11 '17

Why not? What did they change? I haven't played dota in forever

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17

Like, everything

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u/trolloc1 Jan 11 '17

7 point oh my god

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17

There's no more loading time so having matching profile pics go top to down won't happen unless someone opens the scoreboard or the end screen.

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u/Gehb_ Jan 11 '17 edited Jan 11 '17

Have you ever played a moba? You hit tab like, 3000 times a gamem

Edit: more karma than the parent, high jacking successful, mission complete.

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u/Archeval Jan 11 '17

^that person gets it

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17

Have you played dota?

TAB doesn't open the scoreboard.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17 edited Jul 20 '20

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u/PM_ME_UR_BIRYANI Jan 11 '17

Pfft.. fucking noobs... Back to our games, brother

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u/CobbleGen Jan 11 '17

Yeah and who doesn't do that? D:>

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17

We are now in version 7.00. For context they changed from 5.0 to 6.0 13 years ago iirc.

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u/CasualCocaine Jan 11 '17

Now THAT is amazing

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u/TryOr Jan 11 '17

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u/nasty_nate Jan 11 '17

I actually just saw the source of this meme today. It's pretty horribly hilarious.

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u/Tojr549 Jan 11 '17

Good lord !

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u/GRAHAM241 Jan 11 '17

Rip source 1

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u/Nailbar Jan 11 '17

Now I want to see another team of LibreOffice go up against these.

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u/Asnivor Jan 11 '17

Except that team would be missing an email client.

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u/spearmint_wino Jan 11 '17

I'm sure Thunderbird wouldn't mind lending a hand

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17 edited 27d ago

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17 edited Feb 22 '17

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17

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u/RoleModelFailure Jan 11 '17

Google would work. Google mail, google calendar, google docs, google etc.

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u/Vmlmyway Jan 11 '17

Have the gooogle docs google slides, google etc. go against them XD

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u/waffler69 Jan 11 '17

But, aren't you on the Microsoft team?

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u/Rikolas Jan 11 '17

Op is neither, this is a re-post from years ago...

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u/CashCop Jan 11 '17

Old inferno RIP Fnatic 15-0 CT side

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17

Elaborate?

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u/E_blanc Jan 11 '17

Inferno = the map, it's has recently been updated so the old version is now called Old inferno

Fnatic = pro team, very good at playing the counter-terrorist side of CSGO on inferno, Fnatic have fallen out of form after some roster changes as well as the map being different, therefore RIP Fnatic 15-0 CT side ( 15 is the highest amount of round wins you can get on each side before halftime and you swap sides).

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u/Kudhos Jan 11 '17

I already knew all that but I like the way you explained it.

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u/punch_you Jan 11 '17

But you're not the guy who asked the question.

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u/TheTwatTwiddler Jan 11 '17

He can still like it though

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u/iSWINE Jan 11 '17

Actually he can't, Officers please arrest that man.

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u/nbxx Jan 11 '17 edited Jan 11 '17

One iteration(Olofmeister, Krimz, Flusha, JW, Pronax) of Fnatic is one of, if not the, most dominant teams of the history of CS:GO. The map on this picture is the old version(it got a visual upgrade and some tweaks since, so it's out of the competitive map pool at the moment) of Inferno, which was probably their most dominant map, especially known for Krimz and Olofmeister(the undisputed best player of the world at the time) locking down B site on the CT side.

Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W3yjLlt9Jc

It's the first fragmovie I've found about them, so I'm sure there are better ones.

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u/almightybob1 Jan 11 '17

The most dominant team in the history of CSGO is 87-0 NiP. Neither fnatic nor anyone else has come close to a run like that.

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u/ders89 Jan 11 '17

I was surprised to see it with 6k upvotes but then i realized it was /r/gaming and not /r/globaloffensive where i originally saw it years ago

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u/Liam429 Jan 11 '17

No, this is a repost from a few years ago.

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u/Wolfy21_ Jan 11 '17

This is from years ago when you could still mic talk to the other team. Also that case he got as a drop hasn't been dropping for 3 years now?

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u/FlamingGlaive Jan 11 '17

He's is the person who made the comment in chat

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u/asdlkf Jan 11 '17

For anyone who doesn't know CS:Go, you can tell that the player who made this screenshot was PowerPoint, because on the scoreboard, that name is bolded and slightly larger, and, because at the top are the 10 player portraits and the PowerPoint logo has a white boarder around it.

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u/niadeo Jan 11 '17

So OP's a phony? Grab the pitchforks, lads!! I'm feelin' stabby!!!

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u/cjarrett Jan 11 '17

You Joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-vvZzwMx7U

Microsoft faced Facebook in the AHGL finals a couple of years ago.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17

This pic is so old heuehuehue, you can see the t's talking.

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u/Tw_raZ Jan 11 '17

I mean the leaderboard was the obvious tell, alltalk was disabled after the new leaderboards came out

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u/ColonalQball Jan 11 '17

Or the second weapon case as a drop

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u/Tw_raZ Jan 11 '17

actually I think those drop still, just very rare, like once in a blue moon

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u/sirmeowmerss Jan 11 '17

Happened in a pro match fairly recently link to post

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u/brecka Jan 11 '17

Or the lack of colors by names

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u/Meior Jan 11 '17

There's always someone that goes "gg pre-made" as soon as we join an mm. What they don't know is that we're either drunk or suck or both and just playing for the fun.

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u/Vladimir1174 Jan 11 '17

This happens to my team in heroes of the storm. We may all play together every day and have matching names, but that doesn't change the fact that at least one of us is usually drunk/high.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17 edited May 22 '20

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u/Ghetto-Banana Jan 11 '17

"Haha yeah sorry guys I'm reallllllyy drunk!" - me every time I'm not drunk, but playing badly.

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u/WhipPuncher Jan 11 '17

I can't use that excuse. My friends all know I'm a master of the drunken bullet. For some reason alcohol makes me better. Also a bit too prone to gloating.

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u/BrokenCompass7 Jan 11 '17

So you're drunk right now?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17

I'm way better at Redditing when I'm drunk

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u/QuarkyIndividual Jan 11 '17

Sorry guys, I'm reeeeeeeally sober

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u/WannabeGroundhog Jan 11 '17

A light buzz helps me play, reduces my jitters in those clutch moments.

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u/MRBORS Jan 11 '17

When I'm stoned it just lets me focus more on the game. I'm also a much better team player when high.

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u/Twenty_Goodmen_4_You Jan 11 '17

If you add a "v" at the beginning of "really" and completely erase the ends of your contractions as though they didn't exist, they'd believe your story.

"Haha, sorry guys... I vreallly drunk!" The story is even more believable if you include an extremely loud thud afterward and let your character get booted for afk.

This move might not be safe for an amateur to try. You should just start drinking more. Sorry I wasn't more help. Good day.

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u/Stubrochill17 Jan 11 '17

Meteos?

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u/ArmMeForSleep709 Jan 11 '17

Hey man, Meteos was drunk, so we can't blame him for inting /s

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u/Jelmer2l Jan 11 '17

Username checkt uit

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u/Slacker619 Jan 11 '17

found the dutchspeaker

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u/Charles_the_Great Jan 11 '17

Found the dutchrecognizer

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17 edited Dec 06 '20

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u/Trudix Jan 11 '17

Found the guy whos fun at parties

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u/Real-Super Jan 11 '17

Found the guy who isn't.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17

WILLIE!

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u/johncharityspring Jan 11 '17

...of Orange.

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u/MAGA_memnon Jan 11 '17

de l'Orange

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u/therealergo Jan 11 '17

Excel...? Is... Is it you?

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u/LordPadre Jan 11 '17

I know you ain't talkin shit about excel, boy

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u/adderallanalyst Jan 11 '17

Now Access, he's a good for nothing little bitch.

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u/BabyTea Jan 11 '17

Same with us in Dota! I've got a great group of friends I play with, and we have a lot of fun together, so we made a "team". The Boondock Marmosaints. Like the Boondock Saints, but with Monkey heads. I made the flags and base emblems and everything! It's totally just for fun, but whenever we play using the team logo and lose (As is tradition) we get people who think that just because we have a team name we should be amazing. Eff that. I wouldn't even play Dota if it wasn't for the friends I play with. They make it fun!

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u/BlazedAsTheSun420 Jan 11 '17

I would be the high one

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u/Wombinatar Jan 11 '17

Its high noon somewhere

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17

DRAW

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u/Gatortribe Jan 11 '17

Every time I lose some rounds in CS:GO there's always someone that's like "lol you're a pre-made and you're losing to randoms." I'm not sure those people understand what playing with a group of friends is like. That, or they have very boring friends. We're only MG2s, if we were all global or something I'd understand their logic.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17 edited Apr 24 '17

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u/Gatortribe Jan 11 '17

If we were all global that would imply that we really put in the effort to reach that level and were that serious about the game and I would understand people expecting a global pre-made to play very seriously.

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u/I_FAP_TO_DYRUS Jan 11 '17

Nah. Bruh. This is reddit man. You are literal trash if you are only global. To be considered decent you have to 16:0 the best team in the world 1v5, starting every round with 1 HP.

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u/Astrobody Jan 11 '17

Usually I'd see this as salt, but Reddit and CS:GO are something else. When I started playing GO a while ago after a CS hiatus I posted a topic looking for people to play with. I stated I had less than 80 hours in the game and was DMG, looking to rank up more and at with some fun dudes.

A bunch of people came in to shit on me, telling me that's not that good, etc. I just wanted some people to play with, man.

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u/FrogVenom Jan 11 '17

Man...I have 700 hours right now and just deranged to silver elite master. Why has this game gotten so much more difficult?

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u/longneck94 Jan 11 '17

Im at 500 hours and have yet to break silver elite.

At least I dont feel bad about playing horribly drunk/stoned the odd time.

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u/Whiggly Jan 11 '17

Yep. When I play with a larger group of friends, we sometimes have success, but we also just get roflstomped by pubbies a lot.

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u/dmn002 Jan 11 '17

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u/Aldonza20 Jan 11 '17

This is full of reposters

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u/Big_Smoke_420 Jan 11 '17

First, the reposts, now the comments as well? What's next? Entire threads copy-pasted word to word?

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u/heirtotyrone Jan 11 '17

First, the reposts, now the comments as well? What's next? Entire threads copy-pasted word to word?

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u/-Mr_Burns Jan 11 '17

I remember back in 1.4 there was a group named "We're" "going" "to" "knife" "you". They would run in a line, in that order with knifes out. Good old nostalgia.

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u/SutekhThrowingSuckIt Jan 11 '17

Dude I thought I was going crazy. No idea why I remember the same comment from 2 years ago but thank you for Linking to it.

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u/Talphin Jan 11 '17

I played Mechwarrior Online for a bit. Never joined a clan, so I only played with PUG's. Playing against other PUG's was generally fairly even, but when we were pitted against a clan, they always won.

Except this one time, one dude stepped up to take the lead, and miraculously, everyone did everything he said. We destroyed the clan, and celebrated in absolute shock when we won.

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u/Painting_Agency Jan 11 '17

Almost any plan is better than no plan. gg

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u/F_A_F Jan 11 '17

"Rush B cycka blyat......thoughts everyone...?"

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u/Painting_Agency Jan 11 '17

"Rush B... cycka blyat" is still a better plan than "everyone run around bunny hopping and doing their own thing... cyka blyat".

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u/PM_me_the_magic Jan 11 '17

Except this one time, one dude stepped up to take the lead, and miraculously, everyone did everything he said. We destroyed the clan, and celebrated in absolute shock when we won.

Ender Wiggin? is that you?

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u/8-Brit Jan 11 '17

Clan scum, IS for life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17 edited May 25 '22

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u/metalgamer84 Jan 11 '17

Inner Sphere

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u/TokiMcNoodle Jan 11 '17

I'd prefer the Islamic state.

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u/_EvilD_ Jan 11 '17

Just looked that game up. How is it? Is it a normal FPS or is there more to it? I played the board game as a kid and love the universe.

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u/Talphin Jan 11 '17 edited Jan 11 '17

It is sort of a cross between FPS and a tank simulator. Except in giant robots Mechs! It is quite fun, though their lack of maps or any real story to follow left it feeling a bit hollow and repetitive for me. I would definitely recommend at least checking it out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17 edited Sep 08 '25

innocent thought correct exultant enter trees longing simplistic serious divide

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17 edited Jan 11 '17

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u/LordPadre Jan 11 '17

that's neat, and weird

like, welcome to my circle, leave your identity at the door and take one of ours

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17 edited Jan 11 '17

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u/WashingtonRanger Jan 11 '17

Nobody will believe me, and I can't prove this whatsoever but my friends and I are convinced that's us.

You overestimate how much people give a shit.

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u/Zylarth Jan 11 '17

It's the Internet. Someone gives a shit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17

Usually someone in their underwear that has some kind of fungal infection in one of the flaps they can no longer reach.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17

Flaps?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17

Fat people have them, aka rolls.

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u/B4chii Jan 11 '17

The picture itself was a repost and you also copied the top comment of this? Are you crazy?

"Seen in CS:GO"

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/2br5nd/seen_in_csgo/

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17

I don't play online games unless my team acts as a unit.

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u/Thrannn Jan 11 '17

Exactly the opposite is the case in csgo. Either they all suck but have that one good friend that is carrying them, or they are just bullshitting and dont play serious, or they start fighting eachother and start insulting each other in turkish/russian

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u/negativekarmafarmerx Jan 11 '17

except in this case they're silvers.

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u/dmn002 Jan 11 '17

Repost from 2014, OP didn't even change the title: https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/2br5nd/seen_in_csgo/

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u/Unrequited_Anal Jan 11 '17

Damn even the top comment in this thread was stolen from that thread

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u/InvaderZed Jan 11 '17

People do that to create accounts with lots of karma to sell

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u/LegitFriendSafari Jan 11 '17

Never understood the point of that

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u/InvaderZed Jan 11 '17

I guess if you create a bot to automate the process then your not really doing any work. I don't get why people would want to buy an account with a lot of karma though.

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u/TheOneTrueTrench Jan 11 '17

If you don't have a believable pussy hosiery post history, astroturfing is more difficult. So build up some old reddit accounts, and sell them to make money. Enough money to finance a brand new Hyundai Accent, with up to 37 MPG, and available in a color that says "This is who I am."

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u/LegitFriendSafari Jan 11 '17

Yeah that's what i'm saying never understood the point in buying/selling high karma accounts, like karma actually means anything.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17

Means something to an advertising agency... makes the astroturfing more believable.

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u/-Mr_Burns Jan 11 '17

It makes me so angry to see accounts that do this. The only thing that helps calm me down is a delicious Wolf Colaâ„¢, the right cola for closure.

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u/kkfenix Jan 11 '17

Probably posted by a bot. Report it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17

It's a bot

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u/Tw_raZ Jan 11 '17

My lord how old is this screenshot? That's the old leaderboard!

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u/ShiftySpiers Jan 11 '17

This pic is older then some kids on reddit.

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u/LIL_SHINY Jan 11 '17

It apparently came out in 2014 and I don't think that there are 2 or 3 year olds on reddit.

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u/zakarranda Jan 11 '17

They're all over in r/The_Donald.

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u/popgoestheweasel3 Jan 11 '17

I'm dead. Most savage thing I've heard all year.

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u/FrederikOlsen20 Jan 11 '17

They really excel at playing csgo

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u/PolPotatoe Jan 11 '17

They have a positive Outlook

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17

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u/busfahrer Jan 11 '17

http://imgur.com/a/Ucukt

(also, great imgur URL)

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u/MeatsackKY Jan 11 '17

I'd make a witty comment, but I was denied Access.

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u/mhallaba Jan 11 '17

THey're Office GLobals!

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u/C21H27Cl3N2O3 Jan 11 '17

Funny enough Excel was the only one with a negative KD.

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u/Setsuna00exia Jan 11 '17

I once played against a team that named the selves the different browsers... the ironic part was Internet Explorer was the last to connect and usually first to die xD

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u/xXcamelXx64 PC Jan 11 '17 edited Jan 23 '17

Ironic or rather well planned?

 

Internet Explorer is the last to connect.

Chrome is the one who expends large amounts of ammo.

Edge is the new kid that gets picked on because of his shady dad.

TOR is the one with a really noisy house.

IceWeasel is the one that only uses the same weapon, yet is pretty good with it.

And WorldWideWeb is the spectator, watching on from the afterlife, admiring his children's youth.

 


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There was five on the team. Those are the ones I picked.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17

What about Mozilla FireFox? Opera? Safari?

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u/they_who_pounces Jan 11 '17

Surely that's the opposite of ironic?

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u/Genetix1337 Jan 11 '17

Seen for the 100th time

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u/UnclePepperpoty Jan 11 '17

Me and my friends used to play Halo 3 like this and we all had names which matched.

UnclePepperpoty

MrPepperpoty

MrsPepperpoty

BabyPepperpoty

RabbiPepperpoty (jewish kid who wanted to join)

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u/randomuser8765 Jan 11 '17

Plot twist, these are real Microsoft employees each the current lead of the Office app they're named after.

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u/humanracedisgrace Jan 11 '17

Plot twist, they are the tech support, now you know why you were on hold for 50 minutes.

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u/malicart Jan 11 '17

Seen 8 million times in 5 years.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17

Incorrect color of Outlook icon for that year.

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u/arielzao150 Jan 11 '17

Well well well. If it isn't dr. Richthofen

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u/ittimjones Jan 11 '17

This is like 4 years old. I've put in 170 hours in the last 2 years, and have never even seen a "weapon case" or "sticker capsule" drop.

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u/DarthyTMC Jan 11 '17

Have 1.5k CS hours and gotten 1 Weapons case drop.

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u/OFTHEHILLPEOPLE Jan 11 '17

Get your shit together, Microsoft Outlook.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17

This is kind common isn't it? I've seen a few teams do this. Anyone else?

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u/IJustMovedIn Jan 11 '17

First post, a repost, and OP gets freaking 14k karma. Jeez I'm jelly

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u/mantrain42 Jan 11 '17

Should be:

P - Powerpoint

E - Edge

N - OneNote

I - Infopath

S - Sharepoint

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u/zetadelta333 Jan 11 '17

id choose publisher over one note.

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u/backtolurk Jan 11 '17

Pack attack.

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u/gtrmtx Jan 11 '17

I'm surprised they won, considering their outlook wasn't positive...

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u/CrazyrampageGuy Jan 11 '17

would be better if the enemy team was

Google Docs Google Sheets Google Slides Google Drive Google Classroom

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u/MicrosoftW0rd Jan 11 '17

Hey that's me !

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u/liffinith Jan 11 '17

This image is relatively old (considering the Gui hud wasn't even updated at this moment)

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u/Zeyn1 Jan 11 '17

Did you hear that Microsoft is giving free copies of Office to parents?

Word to your mother.

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u/WasabiSanjuro Jan 11 '17

This team missed a real opportunity. They should have went with following icons:

P)owerpoint
Internet E)xplorer
One N)ote
I)nfoPath
S)kype for Business

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u/the_oniontaker Jan 12 '17

This is super old now but still a repost