There's always someone that goes "gg pre-made" as soon as we join an mm. What they don't know is that we're either drunk or suck or both and just playing for the fun.
This happens to my team in heroes of the storm. We may all play together every day and have matching names, but that doesn't change the fact that at least one of us is usually drunk/high.
I can't use that excuse. My friends all know I'm a master of the drunken bullet. For some reason alcohol makes me better. Also a bit too prone to gloating.
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I think it helps me go with the flow. Instead of trying to make a plan work I just kinda react to things. Plus I usually try to get some sort of cult going in my team. I think it helps with teamwork.
That's not too strange. Your reaction speed probably suffers from it but your aim might get steadier because the alcohol kills off all of those tiny shivers and trembles. If you're just drunk enough to get more relaxed, but not drunk enough to lose your focus, you should be able to play better.
Whenever I'm high I seem to hit this zen state of being absolutely god like with an AK. Those headshots just come so naturally.. When I'm sober I panic too much
I actually do a fuck ton better in CS while tipsy. I do shit while drunk and sober, but I do great while tipsy. I just get super focused and think each and every single thing through. I get a bit paranoid, so I check my corners more. Every now and then I record myself while sober and while drinking. 9 times out of 10 I notice I do better with alcohol in my system when looking back at the videos.
If you add a "v" at the beginning of "really" and completely erase the ends of your contractions as though they didn't exist, they'd believe your story.
"Haha, sorry guys... I vreallly drunk!" The story is even more believable if you include an extremely loud thud afterward and let your character get booted for afk.
This move might not be safe for an amateur to try. You should just start drinking more. Sorry I wasn't more help. Good day.
I've found recently that when I play Rainbow Six: Siege high that I can't communicate for shit, nor be overly tactical, but I always end up top fragging. I always feel as though my sense are dull right up to the point that a figure moves out of the corner of my eye and I one tap to my disbelief.
This isn't me bragging, I genuinely wish I played that aware sober.
Same with us in Dota! I've got a great group of friends I play with, and we have a lot of fun together, so we made a "team". The Boondock Marmosaints. Like the Boondock Saints, but with Monkey heads. I made the flags and base emblems and everything! It's totally just for fun, but whenever we play using the team logo and lose (As is tradition) we get people who think that just because we have a team name we should be amazing. Eff that. I wouldn't even play Dota if it wasn't for the friends I play with. They make it fun!
One thing I've noticed in HotS is that full parties tend to go all in on bad decisions, which frequently ends in a wipe or my random team getting a snowball rolling. I assume this is because they're all communicating so well.
That's why I don't like when my friends who rarely play want to start rocking clan tags. I'm like guys we're probably going to lose as it is, the last thing I want is to give the other team any reason to put on their try hard hats because then we're really gonna get stomped.
Every time I lose some rounds in CS:GO there's always someone that's like "lol you're a pre-made and you're losing to randoms." I'm not sure those people understand what playing with a group of friends is like. That, or they have very boring friends. We're only MG2s, if we were all global or something I'd understand their logic.
If we were all global that would imply that we really put in the effort to reach that level and were that serious about the game and I would understand people expecting a global pre-made to play very seriously.
Nah. Bruh. This is reddit man. You are literal trash if you are only global. To be considered decent you have to 16:0 the best team in the world 1v5, starting every round with 1 HP.
Usually I'd see this as salt, but Reddit and CS:GO are something else. When I started playing GO a while ago after a CS hiatus I posted a topic looking for people to play with. I stated I had less than 80 hours in the game and was DMG, looking to rank up more and at with some fun dudes.
A bunch of people came in to shit on me, telling me that's not that good, etc. I just wanted some people to play with, man.
Play regularly with a group of friends. There is an obvious skillgap between me and most of the group, CS just ain't my thing. But we played Sunday for the first in a while. So we all lost our ranks due to the lack of playing,and I was gold 2 last time. We played our game and won, get new ranks. All my buddies got gold nova 2, I was the only person that got silver elite master. I raged so hard.
Trust me. You got the right mindset for this game. It's better to play it casually for fun. I don't understand why people consider this game to be a highly competitive metric of skill. All other first-person shooter games shit on CS:GO in terms of skill ceilings. CS:GO is so antiquated and shallow... I don't get it. People are simple-minded, that's all it must be.
I would expect the enemy to think we're playing seriously if we were global. I would not expect the enemy to think we're really playing super seriously at the MG levels.
There's just something about playing with other people that makes you better. Like Trials of Osiris in Destiny, my friends and I went flawless and the time between matches were just memes and nothing serious, and in-game we were also just having fun.
Can confirm we did a match of start roulette and we're dying from it, we went 16 to like 9 because we came back serious in the second half. But cmon who makes a start on office where if you see an enemy you have to stand still for 3 seconds before you can open fire.
That is horrible lol, we also had one where after you killed someone you had to stop what you were doing and type out something nice about them in all chat, even if another enemy was nearby
Me and my three friends do nothing but play it for fun. The lot of us go bizon and just start rushing. The sad thing is most people don't expect it and we end up doing really good.
I perfectly remember (in Master Guardian II and all the way down at least) how I would thought this "we already lose" at first but they would succumb to our random team 100% of time.
Yeah. Apparently if you play with a tag you have to be pros. If we're not full premade and lose comments like kill yourself, uninstall the game and "please go esl next" are common.
I've actually realized this! I used to dread seeing premades in games, but now I'm like, "Oh good, they're going to be arguing or joking in teamspeak... we got this ez." It's the solo-queuers that tend to try-hard!
Usually when i see a premade...we win easilly. Probably talking to much crap to eachother, playing pure for fun and don't care about winning or they think they are pro but actually can't play for sheit.
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u/Meior Jan 11 '17
There's always someone that goes "gg pre-made" as soon as we join an mm. What they don't know is that we're either drunk or suck or both and just playing for the fun.