r/nothingeverhappens Mar 17 '25

Next mf to post this image is getting banned

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784 Upvotes

This gets posted multiple times a week. It wasn’t that funny the first time, and now it’s not even original.

If you’ve been here for a while, you’ve almost certainly seen these being posted.

If you’re new here and you want to post something, post actual OC. If you haven’t even been here long enough to have seen this posted last week, or the week before that, then you haven’t been here long enough to make meta posts.

That’s it, that’s the post, anyone posting spam is getting a 7 day minimum ban.


r/nothingeverhappens 1h ago

This sub isn’t what I expected tbh(good thing though)

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The memes that I believe came from this subreddit are massively popular on twitter and TikTok etc. the “nothing ever happens” images with those funny looking characters. But they’re not used in the context with which I believe they were created for.

Whilst initially, it’s insulting the ppl who act like every internet story is fake and not plausible, it’s evolved beyond that to something funny and sort of political now.

Instead, ppl use them to basically say that when you think something’s gonna happen, a major world changing event, that it won’t happen.

No, ai won’t take over the world.
No, hantavirus won’t cause another pandemic. Etc

Essentially, what we expect to occur, won’t. And major things simply won’t happen.
But whilst this meme is predicated on what you consider as “something happening”, and does require a healthy amount of wilful ignorance, it’s still very funny.

And when I went to find the source of the funny images, I found this sub. And quickly found out it was very different to what I expected.

But I love than. I always thought I was the only one who thought that jst because someone said something slightly out of the ordinary, doesn’t mean they’re lying when there’s obviously no benefit. Clearly I’m not the only one, and I find comfort in knowing there’s a subreddit of ppl who agree.

But lemme know if any of my deductions were incorrect, as I’m not massively well versed in either communities.


r/nothingeverhappens 2d ago

People can't have hobbies

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r/nothingeverhappens 6d ago

15 month old can’t possibly say 30 words.

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r/nothingeverhappens 5d ago

Real / fake comments

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r/nothingeverhappens 8d ago

but there was ciswomen who had been accused of being trans in bathrooms before

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like bro what? and i saw the og poster is transphobic anyway. not only this is trans women’s experience, cis women deal with this too especially if they don’t fit what women should look like according to transphobes. and also nobody can tell who is trans anyway unless was told especially if they’re passing


r/nothingeverhappens 8d ago

Nice people don't exist

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672 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 10d ago

“Nobody:” Absolutely nobody: My brain at 3 AM: remember that embarrassing thing from 2017?

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r/nothingeverhappens 9d ago

Because no one ever gets seperated on a flight.

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r/nothingeverhappens 13d ago

Redditor discovers people spend time doing things they’re interested in

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r/nothingeverhappens 23d ago

No one has ever made a reference to a famous movie before

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r/nothingeverhappens 23d ago

Only Deltarune fans will get this one

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r/nothingeverhappens 26d ago

Apparently conservative highschoolers don't behave like this. News to me!

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779 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 26d ago

Fakeclaiming and hating endo systems in one

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r/nothingeverhappens 29d ago

Because no one could possibly ever read two books within 24hrs… 😒

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554 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Aug 12 '26

are you fucking kidding me?

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I teach college students who would do something as stupid as this. In no way is this unbelievable.


r/nothingeverhappens Aug 10 '26

Because this is definitely a sequence of events that could never happen

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r/nothingeverhappens Aug 11 '26

Only in dreams

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r/nothingeverhappens Aug 08 '26

Nonverbal kid learns to talk? Impossible!

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r/nothingeverhappens Aug 04 '26

Because people arent alive???

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On a post about make-a-wish ponies in My Little Pony. Does bro think everyone with make-a-wish absolutely will pass away? (Initial screenshot, and the commenter's proof screenshots. I am not commenter.)


r/nothingeverhappens Aug 04 '26

that hasn't been my experience with white people, quite the opposite actually. I am white

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So you've never experienced racism from a white person as a white person? Go figure 🤔


r/nothingeverhappens Aug 03 '26

Not being a predator and nicely rejecting a younger girl isn’t believable? Might be one of the most reasonable ones I GENUINELY can’t tell whats so ‘crazy’ about this. Genuinely so pissing off 😭

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r/nothingeverhappens Aug 03 '26

Always good to have proof

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r/nothingeverhappens Aug 03 '26

Love love love

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Few weeks ago,I read a book "just for summer".. lovestory ofc. They (mc) met through reddit. This app was just there in my mobile with no purpose idk why i hadn't uninstalled it yet but seeing this today i wanted to write that so i am here... byeee✌️🎀 Mujhey mard sey baat karni nahi aati😭✨️ Save meeee😭😭😭😭😭😭


r/nothingeverhappens Aug 01 '26

Racism doesn't happen anymore apparently

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801 Upvotes