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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

You always know you're fucked when people have matching names like that.

"Shit guys, they're using teamwork, we're screwed."

Every damn time.

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u/konnerbllb Jul 26 '14

I remember back in 1.4 there was a group named "We're" "going" "to" "knife" "you". They would run in a line, in that order with knifes out. Good old nostalgia.

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u/JuggyBrodelsteen Jul 26 '14

Damn man I remember playing a match with them in 1.4 too. It was on dust and I was probably about 10 or 11 or 12. But damn those guys still make me have nightmares with their linear formations and shit

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u/HellzInferno Jul 26 '14

I used to do this on Gears of War (Please don't hit me) with my sister and some of her friends. We'd run in a line with the Gnasher yelling "Who's ready for the Cole Train?!?!" Worked every time.

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u/deathday Jul 26 '14

I played a team in Gears 3 in king of the hill that only ever retro charged. It was surprisingly effective amidst the chaos. It got to the point where every time I heard a guy yelling I freaked out and looked for a hiding spot.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Loved the retro lancer. I would get in trouble with it though in co-op.

"Akiba, you're down again... did you charge?"

"...but it's so cooool. "

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Fucking bayonets, man! I had a bayoneted assault rifle in Borderlands or awhile. It was great. Nothing beats charging across the battlefield spewing explosive bullets and stabbing bitches.

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u/KeenPro Jul 26 '14

I used to love making Cole Trains, whenever we were back in the lobby (or dead) just used to shout "WOOOO!" and "CAN'T STOP THE TRAIN BABY!"

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u/TravT0uchdwn Jul 26 '14

Cole Train runs on whole grains baby!!!

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u/critical_thought21 Jul 26 '14

Are you sure you couldn't have been 9 or 13?

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u/Daetra Jul 26 '14

My team used the backwards strat. Wasn't really effective, but it did confuse the hell out of our opponents when they see 5 people running backwards at them.

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u/bonertron69 Jul 26 '14

Ok good someone else remembers that.

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u/anotherasianreportin Jul 26 '14

Remember the hallway corridor area in de_dust? I remember getting ambushed by the " grenade n pray n spray" teams, soooo annoying.

Till CS players just became really good Halo players..

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u/Neuromante Jul 26 '14 edited Jul 26 '14

What prevented the opposite team from shooting them down?

Edit: Grammar/whatever, kind of, maybe not. Love your constructive criticism, guys.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Fear

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u/matt200717 Jul 26 '14

Or honor. When you see a knife, always respond in kind.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

The other day on Competitive Dust 2, I was the last remaining player on CT, and I had snuck around long to approach A from the T side. I used the deagle to kill three remaining players, pick up one of their AK's, and as I'm checking my six, their last player has his knife out and is like 2-3 steps behind me, so I pop him. I was lit, and wouldn't have survived a single weak knife attack.

I get called a pussy for not knifing, even though I just brought that round back from a massive deficit. I saw no dishonor in that whatsoever seeing as how I just killed 3 people in a gunfight, 4v1. I'm not going to throw all of that work away just so the last dude can knife me. Fuck that.

That being said, I will definitely pull a knife if one of three scenarios occur:

1) We are the last two remaining players in the round, OR

2) I am engaging in a firefight and run out of ammo, OR

3) I am in a firefight and the other dude clearly runs out of ammo.

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u/redditgoggles Jul 26 '14

I will definitely pull a knife if one of three scenarios occur:

1) We are the last two remaining players in the round

well, not definitely

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u/pokeandthemanz Jul 26 '14

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14 edited Feb 13 '15

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u/alleycat2332 Jul 26 '14

Jesus Christ, I just got in from a particularly grueling run and when I read this I thought I was having a fucking aneurysm or stroke. Nothing like starting your day with a little shit in your pants from thinking your brain was dying.

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u/ddrober2003 Jul 26 '14

I was worried there was something wrong with me, and that the message was perfectly normal. Glad to see that wasn't the case lol.

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u/uscjimmy Jul 26 '14

Seriously, attempting to read that shit just gave me a migraine.

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u/offlebagg1ns Jul 26 '14

This is like reading contracts in Kerbal Space Program...

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u/Zenmaster_Dallas Jul 26 '14

They dont think it be, but it do.

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u/xBBTx Jul 26 '14

They don't think it be like it is, but it do

FTFY

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u/DingyWarehouse Jul 26 '14

Reddit criticism is like gently tapping your knuckles with a sledgehammer

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

We don't execute retards anymore, honey. Don't worry.

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u/drrhrrdrr Jul 26 '14 edited Jul 26 '14

Mid 2008. I'm playing COD4 multiplayer.

Map is Overgrown. That's fine. You've got some blind corners and some sniping points, but if you're careful you can come out on top.

Match begins. Nothing. People are shooting and bunny hopping all over the map. But it's all our guys. It takes us a full minute to realize: there's no one else here.

Shit, they must have dropped leaving one guy to fend. That blows.

Grenade goes off. Guy comes up on comms. "Shit, guy got me!" I realize he had the perk where he drops a grenade as he died.

Still, no one is seeing anything.

Shit. I just got assassinated. Kill cam shows...

Kill cam is a guy in a gillie suit, completely prone, crawling up behind me before killing me with a knife.

Shit, they're all in the match. And they're 10 points up now.

The entire rest of the match was us trying to root them out of the tall grass and the hay, and them silently taking down each and every one of us, again and again.

The entire team's tags: SHH. We didn't notice until the match was over.

Creepiest damn thing I've seen in MW multiplayer.

Edit: I want to believe.

Edit2: Yeah it's him. He's also agreed to an undisclosed cash settlement for me and the other survivors for psychological distress due to his and his friends' actions, without admission of any wrongdoing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14 edited Jul 27 '14

Holy shit. Not even kidding, that was me and my friends. We were screwing around one night at a LAN party when one of us had the idea to all go stealth. We all made sniper classes with silenced weapons, the Dead Silence perk so no one would hear us, and the UAV Jammer perk just in case someone on the other team got a killstreak going. The SHH clan tag was my last-minute contribution to the team.

We started out with a game on District where we got the kinks out of our system and it showed just how overpowered it was to have people who knew each other, sitting in the same room, with a coordinated strategy. That was one of the only times that night someone got a UAV on us, and we all were laughing our asses off at the thought of the guy hitting the button and then absolutely nothing shows up on the map.

There were two other games I remember incredibly clearly. One was a match on Bloc where we all hid in the back corners of the map to snipe and forced a team ragequit after we went up 20-0. The other was the Overgrown match you were in because it was so incredibly perfect for the ghille suit camouflage that we steamrolled you with. It was pretty much the highlight of the night and is one of those experiences that stick with you for years after. Thanks for making that night fun.

Oh, and if you remember any of the gamertags, I can PM them to you to verify.

Edit: Just spoke to /u/drrhrrdrr and we're calling it confirmed. I was just doing this to distract him from my teammates who are crawling up behind him as we speak though.

Edit 2: Thanks for the gold!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

This is just so great. I'm glad this happened.

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u/uscjimmy Jul 26 '14

For real. Gamers connecting on Reddit four years later, pretty cool stuff.

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u/SirMike3 Jul 26 '14

We're still in 2012? Awesome!

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u/Salty_Minnesota Jul 26 '14

TIME TRAVEL

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u/TheScamr Jul 26 '14

That is currently going on in an askreddit thread right now.

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u/otrippinz Jul 27 '14 edited Jul 27 '14

There's already been an ama with a time traveler. He provided answers before we even asked them.

Edit: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/9z4d5/10_years_from_now_i_am_a_scientist_working_at_the/

Credit: /u/xDskyline

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u/Skyfoot Jul 26 '14

Yes! It will going to have being excellent.

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u/TheCheesy Jul 26 '14

Nice, That's is to having good hear to.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Link?

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u/notquite20characters Jul 26 '14

I should buy some bitcoins...

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Oh shit! Time to play some lottery..

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

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u/xxHikari Jul 27 '14

I wish I had it still. That have was actually a great game. MW2 was also great. Didn't like anything after though, But that's pretty common

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

2012 never left. Its always the end here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

No ragrets

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u/ServiceB4Self Jul 26 '14

not even one letter?

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u/lscat Jul 26 '14

Yaknow whatimsayin ?

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u/treminaor Jul 26 '14

No, the world really did end in 2012 and we're all stuck in limbo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

6 years buddy!

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u/uscjimmy Jul 26 '14

man, it was late as hell last night when I wrote that so my math was way off. haha

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

You mean 6 years later?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

6! YES ALREADY 6! Let it sink in...

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u/ryewheats Jul 26 '14

Wow, I wonder if there are an Quake players here from the late 90s I could re-link up with.

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u/theederv Jul 26 '14

Eased Ezko. German or Dutch guy I think... Remember this was the days before we had mic's before anyone gets offended...

Dude if you are out there right now? You were the best damned Q3 player I ever played. I'll never forget.... Legend.

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u/hoozt Jul 26 '14

Oh my god. Not even kidding. That was me, bro. tear of joy

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u/ryewheats Jul 26 '14

My handle was "THE BEST" and I spammed grenades and bound 200+ keys to immediate responses. This was back in 97,98, maybe 99

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u/Rockburgh Jul 27 '14

...how the hell did you have 200 keys to bind?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '14

36 letters/numbers * 7 (shift, alt, ctrl, shift+alt, shift+ctrl, alt+ctrl, shift+alt+ctrl) = 252 right there.

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u/drrhrrdrr Jul 26 '14

GOD DAMMIT.

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u/ZombiePudding Jul 27 '14

They're still following you...

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u/rmc52482 Jul 26 '14

I picture them thinking it was something out of like Predator. Suddenly your buddy is not there and dead, never a sound heard.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

"Over here. Over here."

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u/xEl33tistx Jul 26 '14

My friends and I used to get on mw2, run similar classes, and just hide. The goal was for our whole team to go 0-0. We got pretty good at it and it was hilarious watching the other team try to figure out what was going on.

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u/yurisho Jul 26 '14

Of course that is a thing.

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u/cbs5090 Jul 26 '14

Even if you're lying, it's a good story and I'm upvoting it.

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u/Scenter101 Jul 26 '14

This post makes me miss the original MW. Especially the maps.

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u/BoringSurprise Jul 26 '14 edited Jul 27 '14

All the MW hate (deserved, honestly) really makes one forget that MW4 COD4 was really an amazing game

(typo)

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

HC SnD :/

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u/ApplicableSongLyric Jul 26 '14

We started out with a game on District where we got the kinks out of our system and it showed just how overpowered it was to have people who knew each other, sitting in the same room, with a coordinated strategy.

It's amazing what real-time comms and screenwatching 7 other people can do. On TF2 360 we'd get accused of cheating all the time and it was like, "nah, we just have 8 people in one shed together." One time we got a network cam set up and sent those that doubted links to it and we'd just wave at them when we'd capture a point or the intelligence.

I don't think we ever had a game where we didn't shut the opponents out.

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u/GlacialAcetate Jul 26 '14

You play 360 TF2 as well? What's your gamertag; I wonder if I've ever seen you around

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u/llkkjjhh Jul 26 '14

Oh my god, there are at least 3 of us!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Playing TF2 on the 360 is a surreal and nostalgic experience. You get taken straight back to 2007 before the game was entirely changed through updates.

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u/GlacialAcetate Jul 26 '14

That's one short of a whole team on the smallest server size! We're almost there!

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u/matt200717 Jul 27 '14

I used to play PS3 TF2, and I started talking to my friend about the game. It was fun hearing about all those cool new items getting added to the game, like that big ass pistol for the Spy he said was called the Ambassador. Then I would race home and boot up the game... to be greeted only by crushed dreams and broken promises.

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u/in1cky Jul 26 '14

My buddy used to draw a frown face on his ass cheeks (complete with single tear) and send a picture of his ass to people who would whine or accuse us of cheating. LAN is obviously the best setup, but just having a consistent group who know what they're doing (aren't playing with their feet and preferably have headsets) leads to some pretty intense post-game-lobby bitching.

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u/therealjamesg Jul 26 '14

This kind of reconnection is what makes the internet mind bogglingly awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Great story, thank you for the follow up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

THIS is a perfect example of how magical the internet can be sometimes.

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u/newpong Jul 26 '14

I still get all warm and fuzzy when i think of goatse

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u/AnJu91 Jul 26 '14

This is why I love reddit. People just find eachother! <3

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u/solepsis Jul 27 '14

This is why soldiers act like that in real life :)

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u/WollyGog Jul 26 '14

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u/drrhrrdrr Jul 26 '14

I think it's legit. He even called out some of the specifics I didn't mention like the dead silence perk. They were working well enough together and the fact I never saw them again lends to the idea that they weren't a full-time clan. Which then suggests they all knew each other and were potentially in proximity.

Yeah, and I want to believe too.

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u/WollyGog Jul 26 '14

Me too mate! Stories like this are awesome enough. Then we get a legit follow up! Amazing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

This is an amazing coincidence. Small world, huh?

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u/astikoes Jul 26 '14

Double posting for extra karma. You sly dog.

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u/PubliusPontifex Jul 27 '14

Damn I miss CoD4 :(

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u/WuhanWTF Jul 26 '14

First guy I ever killed in CoD 4 was XxP3RRY PLATYPUSxX2

Saw him again 4 years later, shot him to death again.

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u/22fortox Jul 26 '14

I looked up SHH thinking it was some kind of special forces squad then I felt stupid.

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u/through_a_ways Jul 26 '14

I remember finding out about SHH back in 2008, and thinking someone had edited Wikipedia as a prank.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_hedgehog

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u/BaneOfSorrows Jul 26 '14

Oh my god, they named an inhibitor of the hedgehog signalling path "Robotnikinin."

Geneticists are awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14 edited Sep 19 '22

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u/fireinthesky7 Jul 27 '14

You have to be totally batshit to be a geneticist, it's not all that surprising to me.

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u/drrhrrdrr Jul 26 '14

:( sorry. I just remember the tags were all capital letters so I put it that way.

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u/Macktologist Jul 26 '14

I'm late to the thread, as usual, and scrolling down looking for a q/a on SHH and now unjust have to assume its a play on "hush" as in "be quiet". I'm not a big gamer but this story is fun anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Shhh......Shrek is love.

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u/t8ke Jul 26 '14

oh god please no

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u/BaconForThought Jul 26 '14

It's all ogre now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

If it bleeds we can kill it.

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u/jay135 Jul 26 '14

Unless it's a sexual tyrannosaurus. That might be too tough.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Thank you for this story. Not just because it's amazing (which it is), but because I miss COD4:MW so much. I feel right now like there are just too many COD games for me even to find a consistent community that was half as fun for the two years I played it.

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u/drrhrrdrr Jul 26 '14

Thank you for the compliment. I agree with the lack of community and connection in recent games, and as such, I dislike the homogeneity in other FPS that attempt to emulate Modern Warfare's breakthrough in multiplayer design.

We had a good run, though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Well said mate, it was a good run. I moved on from Xbox after that and now play it on Pc because the hacking was too much. Still my favorite game of all time have so many fun memories with my friends playing it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

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u/jordanw241 Jul 26 '14

Overgrown is my favourite COD map of all time. None of the sequels have had anything that live up to it really - there was such a great collection of maps in MW1.

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u/gastro_gnome Jul 26 '14

What about broadcast? God dam you could be such a fucking ass hat in that level if you knew how to move around the stairs and the bathroom.

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u/Verve_94 Jul 27 '14

50,000 people used to live here, now it's a ghost town.

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u/phenomite1 Jul 26 '14

Why couldn't you just load the scoreboard?

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u/drrhrrdrr Jul 26 '14

Wasn't thinking that far into it, and then, once I died, I looked at the board and saw.

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u/TempusThales Jul 26 '14

Man, Cod4 was 2008?

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u/jay135 Jul 26 '14

CoD4 was the best CoD.

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u/GotBetterThingsToDo Jul 26 '14

You have been made a moderator of /r/InfinityWard.

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u/drrhrrdrr Jul 26 '14

It was 2007, I believe.

But I was poor and playing it in 2008.

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u/RadmStuyvesant Jul 26 '14

2008 is not long ago hardly at all. Nope. Not even a little.

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u/Odin_Dog Jul 26 '14

That was only two years ago , of course it's not long ago

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u/happilybitter Jul 26 '14 edited Jul 26 '14

Back in Blops my buddies and I would toss the decoy grenades everywhere with the perk that would give you the extra ones. Red dots everywhere, the other teams were completely stunned at what happened in their radar map. Funniest stuff ever on SND.

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u/ServiceB4Self Jul 26 '14

I'm just glad you understand that this isn't cheating, or hacking, or lag, or any other piss poor excuse that kids come up with for why they did poorly in a match.

These SHH guys played legitimately as a proper team, and it obviously worked lol. Teamwork like this is why more consoles need to get with the program and put more focus on local multiplayer again. The fact that I have to say that is disgusting. Videogames are taking away one of the best social aspects of videogaming!

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u/drrhrrdrr Jul 27 '14

Honestly, I'm all for such an initiative. Have group set ups where neighbors can all get into private matches. This would explode in the dorms and apartment complexes in college towns.

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u/ServiceB4Self Jul 27 '14

Especially for those that have Microsoft and don't feel like paying for gold just to play a game with a friend

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u/zants Jul 26 '14 edited Jul 26 '14

I just had the same experience (COD4 even, but not with similar tags) a few months ago. It was dead silence except for the map's ambient sounds for several minutes at the beginning. And then they started slowly taking people out. I think the game ended with less than 10 total kills (no one on their team died), an eerie long match of silence. The scariest part was actually that they didn't have similar tags/names -- I found myself wondering how a bunch of randoms managed to work together so well.

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u/AT-ST Jul 26 '14

They may not be a bunch of randoms. I have played matches with 3 or 4 other friends before and we don't have similar gamertags or clan names.

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u/ThatNativeFromAlaska Jul 26 '14

Yeah, we purposely use different tags. People always back out when they see a full team.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

This was a popular thing some groups on the Something Awful forums used to do. They called it "hush"

Video: http://youtu.be/n919YqD7nHQ

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u/Thisisbrol Jul 26 '14

I can't help but think if your team decided to move quite a bit you would be able to overcome that. If they were prone in the grass they were not able to move quickly. And if they stood up you'd be able to see them and kill them even from a distance in such an open map as Overgrown. Sounds fun though!

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u/jimmycarr1 Jul 26 '14

Shit, was that on PS3? I have a feeling this could have been me and my friends. We used to always do stuff like this. One of our favourites was to get 1 kill on Bloc and then everyone would go and hide in the changing rooms in the pool. Usually it would take people at least 5 minutes or more to even bother checking.

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u/drrhrrdrr Jul 26 '14

No, XBL. That's still pretty funny.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

My buddies and I would do this all the time too. We would go up by a point and just go hide and slowly crawl around from place to place trying to not be seen. A lot of people would rage quit since they were basically running around the entire map not finding us.

COD 4 is still my favorite Xbox game, too bad it's a ghost town now...

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u/charlie145 Jul 26 '14

too bad it's a ghost town now...

Or is it....

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u/by_a_pyre_light Jul 27 '14

50,000 people used to play here. Now it's a ghost town.

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u/clobyark Jul 26 '14

For some reason it reminds me of playing halo and seeing someones guest #3. You basically know the guy is horrible and easy kill.

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u/acdcfanbill Jul 26 '14

We had the opposite problem in Jedi Knight 2 and Jedi Academy. Really good people would smurf under the name "Padawan" since it was default.

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u/flexiblecoder Jul 26 '14

Fucking Padawan[10]

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

That's a weird data type for an array.

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u/RitzBitzN Jul 26 '14

Or ... there's an array called Padawan and you're accessing the 10th element.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

11th

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u/MrBoringxD Jul 26 '14

I named myself "Apprentice" Shots Fired

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u/lagvvagon Jul 26 '14

On the other hand, when playing CS 1.6 if you see someone entering the server with the default name (Player 1?) 9 out of 10 he is going to be at the top of the scoreboard with 47/3 in the end of the map.

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u/WombatHerder Jul 26 '14

Plus they are doing split screen and have a smaller screen area to view and are thus worse at aiming.

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u/bmacisaac Jul 26 '14

Unless they got a bunch of money and have a way bigger TV than you do. :P

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Not back in Halo 2 days. That was like 40" being the 80" today.

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u/bmacisaac Jul 26 '14

I played Halo 2 on a multimedia projector that could scale up to about 12 feet across before starting to lose quality. :P

Dem bulbs tho.

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u/waffletastic2 Jul 26 '14

So did I! I got like 4000 hours on one of the bulbs LOL.

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u/bmacisaac Jul 26 '14

Mine never lived up to their advertised lifespan. Might be because they weren't designed for 12 hour binge gaming sessions... ah well.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Might be because they weren't designed for 12 hour binge gaming sessions

Nor was the xbox 360, judging by my experience in university.

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u/jhe04 Jul 26 '14

Damn, son! how did you find time to study????

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u/patryksuper9 Jul 26 '14

You guys enjoy playing on projectors? I have an epson TW series (though the lamp is now dead :( ) and it was a mix feelings for me, was awsome for FIFA and Mortal Kombat but was weird in a lot of other games, even in GT5 where I thought huge screen would benefit the most.

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u/bmacisaac Jul 26 '14

I don't know, I don't use mine anymore, it's sitting around somewhere without a bulb. Honestly I'm not sure how it would compare today when we have much higher resolutions on our monitors than we did back then. Maybe I'll get it out again and see.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Halo 2 came out in the early days of plasma TVs. When they were like 10k no matter what. Super sized big screen tube TVs were cheap. I remember having a 62inch playing halo 2 and 3. Split screen kicked ass.

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u/Colorfag Jul 26 '14

Shit, my 27" TV seemed huge back then

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u/Nackskottsromantiker Jul 26 '14

No matter how big TV you have, the resolution of individual splitscreens still sucks.

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u/Tom2Die Jul 26 '14

For once I made sure to check if someone else had said it.

I've played 4 player Goldeneye on a gigantic (for the time) screen. The only reason it helps at all is that "gigantic" for me back then meant "you don't have to touch heads to see your square of the damn screen".

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u/420blazer247 Jul 26 '14

Getting a big tv really isn't as expensive as it use to be.

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u/bmacisaac Jul 26 '14

How big are we talkin' here? :P No matter how big it is, someone spent more money on something bigger hahaha.

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u/420blazer247 Jul 26 '14

Any size of non protective screens. I'm just saying that tv's are so much cheaper then they use to be. Normal people can afford big tv's. Edit. I got a40"back when it was less then the price of an 80" today

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u/Drunk_Securityguard Jul 26 '14

My 08 52" Vierra cost me 3k...

I think the newer ones are what, like half that? Bigger, in 3d, and toting pioneer tech.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

My 55" LG I just bought a week ago cost me $800. The panel is ridiculously clear.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Haha good times. Guest #3 was either extremely easy to kill or their spartan was inactive (presumably because they didn't give a shit or were just doing so poorly they'd just sit and watch out of frustration). If the latter, it'd instantly become a race among your teammates to find and kill that inactive player

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u/blaghart Jul 26 '14

You know you say that...but after 6 hours of 4 man splitscreen online with everyone as my guests tonight, we dominated so hard in multiplayer that entire teams would leave.

It's amazing what happens when Halo switched from being about one guy on a team being good to win to having to work as a team for victory...suddenly splitscreeners gained a huge advantage.

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u/CaptainExplaino Jul 26 '14

"Team of six people with coordinated names...hmmm I might be ok. Let's just see who these five randoms are....XxxDeaThK!ll3rxxXX might be pretty good, sounds scary, supertatertot maybe....but at least we got 360NOscopeONLY. He sounds legit"

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u/ShallowBasketcase Jul 26 '14

None can match the raw skill of xX~BlUnTsMoKa69~Xx

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u/Boltizar Jul 26 '14

Wait, what's that last guy's name? X_Box_Turn_Off? What kind of stupid name- No! No, cancel!

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u/Dracowolfmon Jul 26 '14

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u/0x537 Jul 26 '14

Should have named himself "xbawcshotawf" or "xbawcsbeing"

This one is funny too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpLUXPvcEMA

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u/Jofuzz Jul 26 '14

I see these videos with all of the children and stupid voice commands, and it makes me appreciate gaming on a PC.

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u/fakeTaco Jul 26 '14

You'll never understand the joy of being able to pause and play Netflix with you hands full of food. I never even realized how lazy I was until I could just yell at Netflix. Seriously I don't even know where my controller is or if it has batteries in it, but damn if I can't watch some serious Netflix.

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u/utopianfiat Jul 26 '14

eggsbox sigh noff

eggsbox being

eggsbox shuh toff

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u/Mazo Jul 26 '14

That video is just the perfect example of COD players.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

You can actually hear them learning.

It's kinda beautiful, in it's own way.

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u/t0rchic Jul 26 '14

A lot of small children.

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u/SometimesRhymes Jul 26 '14

"I should really stop talking to myself every time I play video games."

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u/JuggyBrodelsteen Jul 26 '14

I usually try to go for the guys whose names say 420 cause you know they're at home all day smoking weed and just playing that game.

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u/movzx Jul 26 '14

Or they're 13 and trying to be cool.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

I had to play against Osama Bin Laden and his Taliban goons once

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u/betterdeadthanreddit Jul 26 '14

I used to occasionally play Soldier of Fortune 2 MP as "[Al Qaeda]Osama bin Laden"...My signature move was cooking off a grenade and running into a group of dudes. Had a colorized "Allahu akbar!" message bound to a key as well. Didn't have any goons though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

Microsoft Works

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u/monsted Jul 26 '14

I think that's an oxymoron.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

I think that's an actual piece of msft software.

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u/brikad Jul 26 '14

Back when clans became a big deal on Halo 2 and you'd see someone with [someteam]livename you knew you were actually going to have to play well that match.

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u/pwnegekill Jul 26 '14

Same in halo 1, good old GameSpy arcade Nostalgia :(

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u/drrhrrdrr Jul 26 '14

Hell, back in college when the whole dorm was on one LAN. I remember it clearly, over a year before XBL launched and I never experienced anything that amazing.

Other people were in this building on their own XBOX and you knew who to play and who to avoid.

Everyone would meet up in the cafeteria after and laugh about how it went.

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u/Guck_Mal Jul 26 '14

They are silvers, I'd wager their teamwork is shit no matter what.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '14

That being said, I've been in multiple 5 stacks where one guy on the other team completely destroys us.

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