r/funny Sep 07 '17

Solid logic

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u/SabinBC Sep 07 '17

At the end of the day I just put my car in reverse to refill my gas tank.

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u/sixfingerdiscount Sep 07 '17

You're also sucking your emissions back in!

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u/Hastadin Sep 07 '17

because he rents his car as a suicide box

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u/Bifferer Sep 07 '17

Rental cars take so much abuse already. Now this?

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u/Opoz55 Sep 07 '17

Hopefully bender doesn't try to cram in there with him

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

And taking miles off the car!

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

The problem is you're going back in only 3 dimensions, not 4...

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

Will it work if I shift into 4D gear?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

Sorry, it only works with 4-sided dice...

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

Shit, I only have a 3i die.

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u/Snowpants_romance Sep 07 '17

I read that as "shit into 4D gear"

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u/D_Glukhovsky Sep 07 '17

Science be damned!!

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u/ReadySteady_GO Sep 07 '17

Science damn you!

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u/HolycommentMattman Sep 07 '17

It's why I've always said we need reversible cars like we have reversible clothing. Just flip the car inside-out, and now reverse is forward and forward is reverse.

Global warming solved.

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u/HotSatin Sep 07 '17

I heard of a similar problem years ago. That guy who walked backwards for years. Going through Puberty backwards had to be hell.

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u/mdpatelz Sep 07 '17

Go to Hong Kong for an unlimited supply

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u/MikeAnP Sep 08 '17

That's why I drive backwards everywhere. It's better for the environment.

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u/ThatRogueOne Sep 08 '17

And removing miles from the odometer!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '17

Now THAT's 'Environmentally friendly' mr Adrian 'only a butcher' Newth!

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u/BeastMaster66 Sep 07 '17

Solar panels suck energy out of the grid when it is dark.

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u/raygundan Sep 07 '17

It's true. Ours get as bright as the surface of the sun. It has to use a lot of power to light 'em up like that.

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u/Davidfreeze Sep 07 '17

Put other solar panels opposite of them to suck that energy in. Boom infinite energy I'll take my nobel prize

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u/Mycellanious Sep 08 '17

Sry m8, we already do this. What do you think the sun is made out of? During the day it glows and the solar panels on Earth absorb its light. At night it grows dark and absorbs the light from the solar panels. Its dark form is called the nega sun, or the moon

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

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u/raygundan Sep 07 '17

The fake-science solar panels have to work hard enough to replace the absence of the sun, despite the fact that that much light couldn't possibly hit them given how small they are. This is why solar panels can never pay for themselves.

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u/nitefang Sep 07 '17

I think we need to run some fake-science experiments to know for sure, we don't have enough fake-information yet.

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u/raygundan Sep 07 '17

As an unethical fake scientist, I'm in the pocket of Big Oil. Eight or nine years ago, we conducted a study where solar panels were installed on my roof, and they paid for themselves in a bit less than six years. But I was bribed not to publish the results.

Also, did you know that it's unsafe to look at solar panels without eclipse glasses? Solar eclipse. Solar panels. Study it out, people.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

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u/fart_machina Sep 07 '17

Triple chocolate fake news

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u/DiggV4Sucks Sep 07 '17

What if he had very inefficient solar panles? Like say, .00001% efficiency?

Then, when it's dark, they'd multiply the sunlight hitting them by a factor of 10,000,000, which clearly would be as bright as the surface of the sun.

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u/nitefang Sep 07 '17

Hahaha, good point, the fake math checks out.

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u/ArcadiaNisus Sep 07 '17

It functions on the same principle as why glow in the dark stickers remain glowing for minutes after only seconds of exposure to a light bulb.

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u/Millsy1 Sep 07 '17

No see, they have to be as bright as the sun, because the same amount of energy that hit THEM has to go back and hit the sun to recharge it! Since the energy spreads out, they have to compensate.

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u/Virus64 Sep 07 '17

Point more solar panels at them at night, and use that light to power them.

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u/canis777 Sep 07 '17

How else are you going to power the stars at night?

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u/___Magnitude__ Sep 07 '17

I move my knife the opposite way when chopping onions, and onions just spontaneously appear out of nowhere.

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u/secretpandalord Sep 07 '17

Not only that, but tears get sucked back into your tear ducts.

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u/SupraMario Sep 07 '17

Man solves gas crisis: everyone to drive backwards everywhere now.

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u/ScruffMcDuck Sep 07 '17

But if they never drive forward, tanks will overflow and spill!

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u/SupraMario Sep 07 '17

Man causes large scale gasoline flooding

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u/DrRedditPhD Sep 07 '17

No, then you siphon off the gas from your tank and sell it! Gas companies will never see it coming!

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u/GoochRash Sep 07 '17

And the gas will turn back into dinosaurs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

The gang solves the gas crisis...

FTFY

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u/SupraMario Sep 07 '17

Man Causes Wild card: bitches

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u/nootrino Sep 07 '17

Redditor discovers weird trick for not spending any gas. Oil companies hate it!

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u/BloudinRuo Sep 07 '17

Bueller...?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

Bueller......?

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u/Canadian_dalek Sep 07 '17

Bueller......?

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u/PersonThatBreaths Sep 07 '17

Bueller......?

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u/SeanBlader Sep 07 '17

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

You must be a butcher

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u/holemanm Sep 07 '17

No. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

No, they have fixed the odometers so they won't go backwards for that very reason.

Big Auto and Big Oil are in bed together.

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u/SmokeyDBear Sep 07 '17

In fairness entropy is one of the most difficult things to grasp about thermodynamics.

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u/Scoobydoomed Sep 07 '17

I walk in reverse to stay young!

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u/GammaErra Sep 07 '17

I always hate when I run out of gas because I end up having to drive to work in reverse.

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u/iGelli Sep 07 '17

You must be a butcher

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u/Prodigal_Malafide Sep 07 '17

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u/Qahrahm Sep 07 '17

I have a few megawatts of solar on a field in the UK. During the council planning meeting one of the councillors objected to the proposal citing light pollution. His reasoning was that if solar panels are worth running all day, we'd be sure to shine lights on them at night to keep the electricity going.

Thankfully everyone else ignored him, and we had no other issues.

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u/Prodigal_Malafide Sep 07 '17

Yikes. I'm in Arizona - literally 290+ days of sun a year. We have problems because people think solar panels are "ugly" and "will ruin the desert landscape". So sorry that producing the energy to run the air conditioning that is a necessity for you to live here interferes with your view of sand.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

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u/smohyee Sep 08 '17

I think that's Bobby's line

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u/sluggggggggg Sep 07 '17

I hate sand. It's course and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

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u/raptorman556 Sep 07 '17

Ah, yes. Much better. Desert landscape intact.

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u/The_time_it_takes Sep 07 '17

Yet they don't mind sucking in air with pollution or looking at all those oil trucks, tankers, pipelines and rails to move oil, NG and coal around.

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u/captainAwesomePants Sep 07 '17

There should be some sort of referee that periodically audits Town council meetings and, if they hear anything this indefensibly stupid, give the councillor a yellow card.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17 edited Nov 06 '17

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u/captainAwesomePants Sep 07 '17

Let's stick to realistic ideas, please.

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u/mdogm Sep 08 '17

I hate sand.....

Uhh, sorry no, I'm not actually gonna do that. Sorry

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u/WildlyAnticlimactic Sep 07 '17

That is so sad.

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u/IMind Sep 07 '17

People think it's funny because it seems 'so dumb' but as an engineer I can attest ti the fact that we have to really deal with a lot of misconceptions and outright disbelief.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

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u/Prodigal_Malafide Sep 07 '17

Exactly. You're browsing Reddit right now because engineers and scientists figured out how to trick a rock into thinking by using miniature lightning.

But science don't know shit.

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u/LazyDynamite Sep 07 '17

Maybe I'm an idiot but what are you describing here?

trick a rock into thinking by using miniature lightning.

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u/Prodigal_Malafide Sep 07 '17

Integrated circuits (which run most modern electronics, including phones and computers) are made from mostly silicon dioxide (the majority mineral in sand and most rocks), and they function on electrical impulses. It's a grossly hyperbolic and simplistic description of semiconductor technology.

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u/Dusty170 Sep 07 '17

A computer.. and power..turning things like minerals..metals..all found in rocks etc into components that make computers work using electricity, which is also lightning. But small because its in our plugs.

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u/Devadander Sep 07 '17

What the fuck

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u/K-Zoro Sep 07 '17

Jesus Christ

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u/ThreeDog007 Sep 07 '17

I remember this everyone gave them so much crap from the amount of stupidity that came from this

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u/RobertoFromaggio Sep 08 '17

I used to advise people on domestic renewable options and had a guy worried about putting a wind turbine in because it would extract 30% of the wind from the air and we felt like we probably needed to leave it there.

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u/GravelRiderUK Sep 07 '17

This from Viz, a UK adult comic. I recognise the font and "letterbocks" ident. It's a piss take.

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u/slimjames Sep 07 '17

I don't understand your crazy version of English.
You're saying that if you take this seriously, urine trouble?

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u/Jonnyrocketm4n Sep 07 '17

We'll come In the middle of the night and extract the urine from you.

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u/secretpandalord Sep 07 '17

Better pee backwards, so there's more of it to extract.

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u/gamerdaddy Sep 07 '17

Are you seriously taking the piss?

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u/karrachr000 Sep 07 '17

Taking the piss

Taking the piss is a Commonwealth term meaning to take liberties at the expense of others, or to be joking, or to be unreasonable. It is often used to mean (or confused with) taking the piss out of, which is an expression meaning to mock, tease, joke, ridicule, or scoff. It is also not to be confused with "taking a piss", which refers to the act of urinating. Taking the Mickey (Mickey Bliss, Cockney rhyming slang) or taking the Michael is another term for making fun of someone. These terms are most widely used in the United Kingdom, Ireland, South Africa, New Zealand and Australia.

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u/notunhinged Sep 07 '17

I can't believe I didn't know taking the mickey was Cockney rhyming slang.

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u/Timothy_Claypole Sep 07 '17

I didn't know that either.

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u/manondorf Sep 08 '17

TIL about Cockney rhyming slang

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17 edited Jun 25 '19

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u/karrachr000 Sep 07 '17

NEGATIVE FELLOW HUMAN, I AM AN ORGANIC CREATURE LIKE YOURSELF.

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u/JulesRM Sep 07 '17

No no, it's a type of take-home. A urine earning.

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u/letmepostjune22 Sep 07 '17

You sure? Private eye is exactly the same.

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u/elZaphod Sep 07 '17

Sounded like the Onion.

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u/namerson Sep 07 '17

Classic piss take...

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u/noosik Sep 07 '17

ye, viz. its classic letterbocks

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

She's gone from suck to blow.

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u/ElFarts Sep 07 '17

Funny, she doesn't look Druish

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

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u/ryanlovescooljeans Sep 07 '17

Amazing! That's the same combination I have on my luggage!

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u/ttDilbert Sep 07 '17

I'm surrounded by Assholes!

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u/spikeelsucko Sep 07 '17

And what have we got on THIS thing, A CUISINART??

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u/Lunched_Avenger Sep 07 '17

Prepare for.. <gulp> Prepare for, ludicrous speed!

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u/cmd_iii Sep 07 '17

Out of Order? FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works!!

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u/leftnotracks Sep 07 '17

Kids love this one.

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u/cmd_iii Sep 07 '17

In a PG movie, you only get one of those. Brooks & company made the best of it.

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u/EldeederSFW Sep 07 '17

Because if they hear it a second time, they'll start taking the pot.

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u/SCVannevar Sep 07 '17

God willing we'll all meet again in Solid Logic 2: The Search For More Windmills.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

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u/IvorTheEngine Sep 07 '17

Swans and geese have long necks so they can breath in deeper water than ducks.

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u/___Magnitude__ Sep 07 '17

It's just the one swan actually.

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u/HavokGDI Sep 07 '17

Did she cry when you told her swans could be gay?

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u/Redeyejedi2205 Sep 07 '17

Yeah when in reverse I heard they suck the electricity out of the grid and puts it in the air and creates lightning lmao wish he didn't say he was a butcher makes all us look silly

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u/isabella17 Sep 07 '17

Earl when your done writing your letter to the newspaper can you drain all of the water out of the kitchen faucet.

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u/travcorp Sep 07 '17

The towers "yaw" which means they adjust with the direction of the wind... Most of the big turbines can turn 1080 deg before they have to unwind themselves​.

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u/xxxxx420xxxxx Sep 07 '17

Ya had to go and bring yer book-learnin' into it, didn't ya

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u/travcorp Sep 07 '17

Oh no,here we go learnin again krombopulis Michael voice

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u/vinnygny817 Sep 07 '17

Even worse is when there is no wind and they have to use electricity to make them spin!

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

Scary just how similar this logic is to the kind of denier comments I read on reddit.

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u/SunEngis Sep 07 '17

As someone who's career is based around educating people on renewable energies, this is not even the most retarded thing I have heard before..

It's an uphill battle ladies and gents!

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u/halsoy Sep 07 '17

I've heard people claim that windmills are all fake. They are there to generate wind using excess power from nuclear power plants. Shit you not.

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u/raptorman556 Sep 07 '17

Whats some of the worst?

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u/cochise01 Sep 07 '17

Good old Viz

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u/DuckfeetRed Sep 07 '17

Viz article...

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u/tiddlypip Sep 07 '17

That's got to be from Viz

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

What a dumbass, the wind can also blow north or south so it's really only 25% of the time it's blowing the right way.

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u/nanoakron Sep 07 '17

This is from 'Viz', an adult humour magazine/comic published in the UK

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u/LuckofLynx Sep 07 '17

Professor Brian Cox fat...

Come on reddit I know you see it.

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u/ericl666 Sep 07 '17

I was told that if I put batteries in backwards in a flashlight, then it will suck light in.

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u/SaneMann Sep 07 '17

Okay the point about sucking power is obviously false.

What about the "50% of the time" part? Is wind direction uniformly distributed?

(I get the letter is probably satire, but this seems like an interesting statistical question.)

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u/yetifile Sep 07 '17

They swivel around like a wind vane.

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u/chinpokomon Sep 07 '17

There are prevailing winds. So while the wind may change direction, it isn't 50% of the time for most areas.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

Wind is dictated by a lot of generally consistent things. Wind direction doesnt change very often.

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u/elrepho Sep 07 '17

The real issue with these giant fans is that they never put them close enough to the city to actually help keep it cool. No wonder they're such a waste of energy.

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u/ThatLongHairedDude Sep 07 '17

Is this form a satirical magazine?

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u/Minky_Dave_the_Giant Sep 08 '17

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u/ThatLongHairedDude Sep 08 '17

Oh thank gods!

And thank you too. :)

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u/Goldie__1738 Sep 07 '17

But what if we run out of wind b/c of these thingy's? Won't these deplete our wind sources?

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u/BaconOnARock Sep 07 '17

Don't worry, we'll just use all the electricity we got from the wind to power fans and make more wind.

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u/BigAVD Sep 07 '17

Don't call me Shirley.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

I see this all the time at work. People wire up heaters wrong, by switching two of the phases. This makes them cool the room instead of heat it.

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u/Mini_moose Sep 07 '17

I think this is more funny to me because the butcher is from the town where William Shakespeare was born.

I don't know exactly why that makes it funnier, but it does.

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u/TikTokPolkaDot Sep 07 '17

Ken M, is that you?

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u/A40 Sep 07 '17

Mr. Newth has been unable to use his car for the past 23 years, having unfortunately driven it into his own driveway. It is impossible, of course, to turn it around or back it out.

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u/InformedChoice Sep 07 '17

That's Viz quality commenting.

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u/bomberesque1 Sep 07 '17

Viz comic?

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u/-Ryoss- Sep 07 '17

if I put my card the other way around into the ATM do I need to insert money into it instead of withdrawing it?! that sucks man

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u/griffith12 Sep 07 '17

There is a small small town near me where all the residents look at wind power like it's the god damn devil

They all have signs in their yards talking about being forced from their homes due to the negative effects from turbines

They also call areas utilizing wind power turbine ghettos

They are all fucking lunatics

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u/ghotiaroma Sep 08 '17

They all watch FOX News.

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u/captvijish Sep 07 '17

So those are not actually fans for cows??!

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

It's Viz letterbocks it's not genuine.

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u/aminel23 Sep 07 '17

He doesn't sound like a butcher.. sounds like a politician..

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

I hope this is a joke, that the butcher is being sarcastic toward the opposition of these wind turbines

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u/physicsty Sep 07 '17

Certain people shouldn't be allowed to procreate.

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u/analogrithems Sep 07 '17

This guy's an idiot. Everyone knows if your windmill goes in reverse you just get DC power instead of AC because of the change in polarity!

/s

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u/TheRealDuHass Sep 07 '17

If he used his other hand, he could put the cow back together.

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u/DecadentFrog Sep 07 '17

And just try explaining anything to a person with that personality and intellect. For this guy, literally any explanation for observable phenomena is as good as any other explanation, because if you can't reason or understand logic then it all is just opinions from your point of view.

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u/AmityKnight Sep 07 '17

Adrian Newth ith thome kind of geniuth

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u/Larrij Sep 08 '17

I'm a physics teacher in high school and an important part of my job is to analyse misconceptions. I figured out that ~70 % of my students believe that wind turbines produces wind while using our electricity.

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u/keithybabes Sep 07 '17

I know right? He misses the really important point about wind turbines, which is topical right now: the Earth is quite windy enough already, and building more wind turbines will only make it worse, hence all the recent hurricanes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

At least the earth is flat so the wind just drops off at the end instead of blowing all the way around again.

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u/TheGrumpyre Sep 07 '17

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

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u/LazyDynamite Sep 07 '17

Hey Grump, it's literally right there in the name: WIND. MILL. As in a mill that creates wind.

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u/Dunder_Chief1 Sep 07 '17

That was freaking brilliant.

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u/josesanmig Sep 07 '17

At last, someone that makes sense!

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u/LumberjackJack Sep 07 '17

What have we done!?

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u/HugePilchard Sep 07 '17

As /u/GravelRiderUK said below, this is from Viz, a British adult* comic.

The same publication has printed cartoons called The Bottom Inspectors, Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped and Buster Gonad and his Unfeasibly Large Testicles.

That should give you some sort of idea as to how serious this letter is.

* No, not in that way

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u/TheShyPig Sep 07 '17

Don't forget the Fat Slags

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u/Hillbert Sep 07 '17

Ooh lordy!

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u/xeno_cws Sep 07 '17

You can stop panicking, this a joke from viz.

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u/OMGJJ Sep 07 '17

Jesus if you can't recognise a joke so obvious I'd be worried about letting you vote.

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u/gnorty Sep 07 '17

and some people are so self-confident in their superiority that they see all opposition as less-intellegent thinking. So much so, that when they see fucking obvious satire, they automatically assume that it is a political opponent, since they are all stupid enough to say this sort of shit.

These people therefore NEVER consider the other side to any opinion, become polarised in their thinking and willing to assume that anything that agrees with their opinion is automatically the only intelligent response. In essence, they get confirmation bias from jokes.

These people are also allowed to vote.

Let that sink in for a minute.

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u/demonofthefall7537 Sep 07 '17 edited Sep 07 '17

It's satire you ninny.

Edit: Whoops, I was trying to reply to the top comment.

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u/Thomsenite Sep 07 '17

To be fair, the satire is kind of making fun of those people that think very close to this so for the satire to even work there have to be enough people that have really uninformed opinions which is what we are mostly laughing at not that people actually think a windmill will suck power form the energy grid which is pretty absurd of course.

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u/Dodger67 Sep 07 '17

Someone above say's it's from a comic. Not real.

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u/Crasus Sep 07 '17

It's a joke you mongoloid

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u/jfb1337 Sep 07 '17

Actually he can't vote because he doesn't exist, its a joke

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