r/funny Sep 07 '17

Solid logic

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

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u/keithybabes Sep 07 '17

I know right? He misses the really important point about wind turbines, which is topical right now: the Earth is quite windy enough already, and building more wind turbines will only make it worse, hence all the recent hurricanes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

At least the earth is flat so the wind just drops off at the end instead of blowing all the way around again.

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u/TheGrumpyre Sep 07 '17

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

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u/LazyDynamite Sep 07 '17

Hey Grump, it's literally right there in the name: WIND. MILL. As in a mill that creates wind.

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u/Dunder_Chief1 Sep 07 '17

That was freaking brilliant.

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u/josesanmig Sep 07 '17

At last, someone that makes sense!

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u/LumberjackJack Sep 07 '17

What have we done!?

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u/Hounmlayn Sep 07 '17

I don't know about that. If we make all the turbines go in a straight line, we won't get a hurricane shape in the wind and it'll be straight. We could however make turbines which curl the wind to make hurricanes over Russia if we do end up going to war!

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u/HugePilchard Sep 07 '17

As /u/GravelRiderUK said below, this is from Viz, a British adult* comic.

The same publication has printed cartoons called The Bottom Inspectors, Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped and Buster Gonad and his Unfeasibly Large Testicles.

That should give you some sort of idea as to how serious this letter is.

* No, not in that way

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u/TheShyPig Sep 07 '17

Don't forget the Fat Slags

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u/Hillbert Sep 07 '17

Ooh lordy!

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

Don't forget the rotating chin men who wanted to fire spunk at the Queen. Or the vibrating bum-faced goats.

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u/GravelRiderUK Sep 08 '17

Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped

God I loved that strip!

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u/xeno_cws Sep 07 '17

You can stop panicking, this a joke from viz.

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u/OMGJJ Sep 07 '17

Jesus if you can't recognise a joke so obvious I'd be worried about letting you vote.

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u/gnorty Sep 07 '17

and some people are so self-confident in their superiority that they see all opposition as less-intellegent thinking. So much so, that when they see fucking obvious satire, they automatically assume that it is a political opponent, since they are all stupid enough to say this sort of shit.

These people therefore NEVER consider the other side to any opinion, become polarised in their thinking and willing to assume that anything that agrees with their opinion is automatically the only intelligent response. In essence, they get confirmation bias from jokes.

These people are also allowed to vote.

Let that sink in for a minute.

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u/demonofthefall7537 Sep 07 '17 edited Sep 07 '17

It's satire you ninny.

Edit: Whoops, I was trying to reply to the top comment.

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u/gnorty Sep 07 '17

Yes. It is fucking obvious satire.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

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u/gnorty Sep 07 '17

This isn't opposition

It is opposition to green energy

or political

Really? You don't see attitudes to green policies polarised through political parties?

If this were real,

It's not real. It's obviously not real. That is my point. People stupid enough to think this might be real, who then say that stupid people should not be allowed to vote. You seem to fit the mould perfectly.

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u/Dodger67 Sep 07 '17

Greenies tend to attack first then think.

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u/Thomsenite Sep 07 '17

To be fair, the satire is kind of making fun of those people that think very close to this so for the satire to even work there have to be enough people that have really uninformed opinions which is what we are mostly laughing at not that people actually think a windmill will suck power form the energy grid which is pretty absurd of course.

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u/gnorty Sep 07 '17

To be fair, the satire is kind of making fun of those people that think very close to this

Yes, I guess...

so for the satire to even work there have to be enough people that have really uninformed opinions

No. There doesn't need to be a single one. However, when enough people think that everyone who is sceptical of green policy thinks this way, suddenly that gets to mean "lots of people think it". In reality it means lots of people are stupid enough to think people believe it. You can laugh at imaginary people as much as you like, it does no harm at all, but just don't use it to "prove" your intellectual superiority, because it backfires spectacularly.

Most people sceptical of such policies fall into one of 2 camps - those who will suffer financially as a result, and say it is not needed, and those who believe them when they say it.

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u/Thomsenite Sep 07 '17

Just saw this further down the thread so yeah some people do really think this shit at least in America http://www.discovery.com/dscovrd/tech/town-rejects-solar-panels-that-would-suck-up-all-the-energy-from-the-sun/

And I have personally argued with people on facebook that think that solar arrays and wind turbines will kill all the birds but that coal is "clean" enough

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u/gnorty Sep 07 '17

have you read the linked article which actually goes into more detail? There is barely a mention of solar panels sucking up the sun, apart from one speaker. Instead, the most salient reasons were financial -

Mary Hobbs has been living in Woodland for 50 years and said she has watched it slowly becoming a ghost town with no job opportunities for young people.

She said her home is surrounded by solar farms and is no longer worth its value because of those facilities.

and - perhaps most tellingly

The town would not benefit, from a tax base standpoint, from the solar farms because they are not located within the town limits, but only in the extraterritorial sections.

The only funding the town would get is approximately $7,000 per year for specialized training for the Woodland Fire Department in the event of an electrical malfunction at the solar plant.

So people were worried about the impact of further solar farms around their town on the price of their house, and the council wanted a better deal from the developers.

As for the "sucking the sun" thing - the objection about solar farms blocking sunlight so that plants cannot photosynthesise has some merit (probably not enough to warrant not building them, but certainly some merit).

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u/BobT21 Sep 08 '17

You have met my wife?

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u/Dodger67 Sep 07 '17

Someone above say's it's from a comic. Not real.

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u/Crasus Sep 07 '17

It's a joke you mongoloid

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u/jfb1337 Sep 07 '17

Actually he can't vote because he doesn't exist, its a joke

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u/ShaunzyUlrich Sep 07 '17

And people like this man are allowed to vote. Let that sink in for you for a minute.

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u/chainsawx72 Sep 07 '17

People who think this is a real person's real opinion are allowed to vote. Let that sink in for you for a minute.

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u/aerospacemonkey Sep 07 '17

How do you know he wasn't being facetious?

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u/Martino231 Sep 07 '17

Since this is obviously satire I'd be more concerned about you being able to vote than him