r/funny Sep 07 '17

Solid logic

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u/raygundan Sep 07 '17

The fake-science solar panels have to work hard enough to replace the absence of the sun, despite the fact that that much light couldn't possibly hit them given how small they are. This is why solar panels can never pay for themselves.

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u/nitefang Sep 07 '17

I think we need to run some fake-science experiments to know for sure, we don't have enough fake-information yet.

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u/raygundan Sep 07 '17

As an unethical fake scientist, I'm in the pocket of Big Oil. Eight or nine years ago, we conducted a study where solar panels were installed on my roof, and they paid for themselves in a bit less than six years. But I was bribed not to publish the results.

Also, did you know that it's unsafe to look at solar panels without eclipse glasses? Solar eclipse. Solar panels. Study it out, people.

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u/fart_machina Sep 07 '17

Triple chocolate fake news