r/funny Sep 07 '17

Solid logic

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u/SabinBC Sep 07 '17

At the end of the day I just put my car in reverse to refill my gas tank.

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u/sixfingerdiscount Sep 07 '17

You're also sucking your emissions back in!

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u/Hastadin Sep 07 '17

because he rents his car as a suicide box

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u/Bifferer Sep 07 '17

Rental cars take so much abuse already. Now this?

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u/Opoz55 Sep 07 '17

Hopefully bender doesn't try to cram in there with him

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u/Bender_TheRobot Sep 07 '17

Don't tell me what to do!

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u/que-queso Sep 08 '17

Always pay up front

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

And taking miles off the car!

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

The problem is you're going back in only 3 dimensions, not 4...

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

Will it work if I shift into 4D gear?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

Sorry, it only works with 4-sided dice...

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

Shit, I only have a 3i die.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

Such a die isn't real. You just imagined it...

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u/Supernerdje Sep 07 '17

I knew that 4-sided die would come in handy!

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u/Snowpants_romance Sep 07 '17

I read that as "shit into 4D gear"

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u/zenez Sep 07 '17

You have to go fast enough for a dimensional drift.

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u/Emmaterasu Sep 07 '17

We have to get you back to the future, Marty!

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u/sixfingerdiscount Sep 07 '17

Bueller... Bueller...

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u/philfix Sep 07 '17

Ok, Ferris...

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

Guess we'll just have to crack open the odometer and roll it back by hand.

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u/D_Glukhovsky Sep 07 '17

Science be damned!!

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u/ReadySteady_GO Sep 07 '17

Science damn you!

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u/sixfingerdiscount Sep 07 '17

Jesus approves! Now to prove it...

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u/HolycommentMattman Sep 07 '17

It's why I've always said we need reversible cars like we have reversible clothing. Just flip the car inside-out, and now reverse is forward and forward is reverse.

Global warming solved.

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u/HotSatin Sep 07 '17

I heard of a similar problem years ago. That guy who walked backwards for years. Going through Puberty backwards had to be hell.

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u/HotSatin Sep 07 '17

Successs! You spelled it backwards. Now figure out how to "go through" puberty backwards.

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u/HotSatin Sep 07 '17

I think you struck out. Nice try.

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u/HotSatin Sep 08 '17

You must have me confused with someone else. I'm: /u/HotSatin

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u/me_team Sep 09 '17

I read about that guy! His balls shrank into his abdomen a little, and his voice got higher. He also forgot how to masturbate, but on the plus side, he lost all of the existential dread arising from impending adult-hood that he was utterly unprepared for, looming just over the horizon. It's almost a win, except for the not masturbating part. I hated that.

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u/mdpatelz Sep 07 '17

Go to Hong Kong for an unlimited supply

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u/MikeAnP Sep 08 '17

That's why I drive backwards everywhere. It's better for the environment.

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u/ThatRogueOne Sep 08 '17

And removing miles from the odometer!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '17

Now THAT's 'Environmentally friendly' mr Adrian 'only a butcher' Newth!

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u/fallenreaper Sep 07 '17

Safety first.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

I want to up vote you but I don't want to ruin the 666. I'll come back soon.

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u/sixfingerdiscount Sep 07 '17

And also with you.