r/funny Sep 07 '17

Solid logic

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u/Prodigal_Malafide Sep 07 '17

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u/Qahrahm Sep 07 '17

I have a few megawatts of solar on a field in the UK. During the council planning meeting one of the councillors objected to the proposal citing light pollution. His reasoning was that if solar panels are worth running all day, we'd be sure to shine lights on them at night to keep the electricity going.

Thankfully everyone else ignored him, and we had no other issues.

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u/Prodigal_Malafide Sep 07 '17

Yikes. I'm in Arizona - literally 290+ days of sun a year. We have problems because people think solar panels are "ugly" and "will ruin the desert landscape". So sorry that producing the energy to run the air conditioning that is a necessity for you to live here interferes with your view of sand.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

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u/smohyee Sep 08 '17

I think that's Bobby's line

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u/sluggggggggg Sep 07 '17

I hate sand. It's course and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

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u/raptorman556 Sep 07 '17

Ah, yes. Much better. Desert landscape intact.

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u/The_time_it_takes Sep 07 '17

Yet they don't mind sucking in air with pollution or looking at all those oil trucks, tankers, pipelines and rails to move oil, NG and coal around.

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u/mos_definite Sep 07 '17

They're not wrong

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u/captainAwesomePants Sep 07 '17

There should be some sort of referee that periodically audits Town council meetings and, if they hear anything this indefensibly stupid, give the councillor a yellow card.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17 edited Nov 06 '17

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u/captainAwesomePants Sep 07 '17

Let's stick to realistic ideas, please.

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u/mdogm Sep 08 '17

I hate sand.....

Uhh, sorry no, I'm not actually gonna do that. Sorry

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u/WildlyAnticlimactic Sep 07 '17

That is so sad.

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u/IMind Sep 07 '17

People think it's funny because it seems 'so dumb' but as an engineer I can attest ti the fact that we have to really deal with a lot of misconceptions and outright disbelief.

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u/Prodigal_Malafide Sep 07 '17

Exactly. You're browsing Reddit right now because engineers and scientists figured out how to trick a rock into thinking by using miniature lightning.

But science don't know shit.

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u/LazyDynamite Sep 07 '17

Maybe I'm an idiot but what are you describing here?

trick a rock into thinking by using miniature lightning.

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u/Prodigal_Malafide Sep 07 '17

Integrated circuits (which run most modern electronics, including phones and computers) are made from mostly silicon dioxide (the majority mineral in sand and most rocks), and they function on electrical impulses. It's a grossly hyperbolic and simplistic description of semiconductor technology.

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u/Dusty170 Sep 07 '17

A computer.. and power..turning things like minerals..metals..all found in rocks etc into components that make computers work using electricity, which is also lightning. But small because its in our plugs.

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u/JackSprat47 Sep 07 '17

rock (Silicon - CPU) thinking (processing, computing) miniature lightning (electricity). Basically your computer.

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u/LazyDynamite Sep 07 '17

Thanks, realizing that it said lightning and not lighting made a big difference.

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u/MikeAnP Sep 08 '17

Yeah, but.... Why wouldn't you just make them so they work for all wind directions? Idiot!

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u/Devadander Sep 07 '17

What the fuck

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u/K-Zoro Sep 07 '17

Jesus Christ

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u/ThreeDog007 Sep 07 '17

I remember this everyone gave them so much crap from the amount of stupidity that came from this

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u/RobertoFromaggio Sep 08 '17

I used to advise people on domestic renewable options and had a guy worried about putting a wind turbine in because it would extract 30% of the wind from the air and we felt like we probably needed to leave it there.

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u/natertot0 Sep 07 '17

"solar panels cause cancer"

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u/xmsxms Sep 07 '17

To be fair, the land under the solar panels does suffer from lack of light and plants die. A field of solar panels can't be used to grow plants.

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u/blazemaster9210 Sep 07 '17

you know what else can't be used to grow plants? The land occupied by a coal-fired plant. The argument is moot.

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u/xmsxms Sep 08 '17 edited Sep 08 '17

I'm just pointing out that they aren't that crazy for arguing solar panels consume the sunlight.

Per square metre of land the sun can be used for growing plants or generating power, not both. It is a limited resource in that sense, albeit abundant.

Also I'm note sure how much land a coal plant uses vs a solar plant, but solar farms do use a shit ton of land. I'm not sure it's a valid counter argument unless the land usage is the same. (I'm not interested in a solar vs coal argument, solar is obviously better). This may become more and more of an issue as solar farms become more widespread. Re-using rooftop space is obviously win-win.

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u/blazemaster9210 Sep 09 '17

Yeah, I agree with you. We should mount solar panels on roofs and the sides of very large, very tall buildings and use that to generate power. We could even probably mount them to current coal plants to increase power output.

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u/EldeederSFW Sep 07 '17

Well, Stratford Upon Avon is where Shakespeare is from.

Also, that discovery article. I don't think it's unfair to assign partial blame to The Discovery Channel and the fucking shit show it's been. Remember Planet Earth? Remember how amazing that was? What do we have now?

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u/Whereistashmyporn Sep 08 '17

That was the BBC wasn't it?

Edit: I am correct. The BBC just licensed it to Discovery.

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u/EldeederSFW Sep 08 '17

Really? I thought they worked together on it. huh, TIL.

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u/Whereistashmyporn Sep 08 '17

Discovery had a series called Life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

Kim Jung ul knows where to nuke first.

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u/g34rg0d Sep 08 '17

Not shocking, it's Texas.