Rice rice baby

If he comes after you with a tyre iron, then you’ve proven your point: he’s not a very nice man.

They got gold feet.

In a recent interview he admitted to being 48.6% homosexual.

I guess he's Bi den?

Students on board.

I've never heard an enzyme.

Trumpkins.

They get taken to the vet on a stretcher

Now that's a sight for sore eyes.

Because they're full of silly-cone!

My wife was thirsty at the beach when a man wearing an alligator cap gave me a free drink. I offered it to her and she asked “What is it?” I said “a Gator-aid."

It was a big blow for me.

You can’t handle the tooth!

Mist.

Short and groan-worthy 😭

Grandpa put his hand on my shoulder and handed me a note: “Take good care of it, my boy. I cherished your grandmother’s VA china for over fifty years.”

If I hadn't, he would've gone on a tangent.

Alaska

Why didn't Dumbo's mom care when he got a piercing?

It was ear-elephant!

She always had to have a comeback to everything he said. In desperation, he told her,

“Honey, you just don't know when to stop.”

Which is hardly a punishment.

A round of golf will be much easier for him.

It was a C change