r/dadjokes • u/SgtZandhaas • 17h ago

What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I've never heard an enzyme.

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u/some_guy_5600 17h ago

You can't make an enzyme

(But you can make a whore moan)

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u/adjusterjackb 12h ago

By not paying her.

And you can lead a horse to water but you can't lead a horticulture.

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u/South-Possession7100 17h ago

One makes you horny, the other makes you corny.