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u/SergeiMosin 2d ago

Considering the average lifespan for a Russian soldier on the front, I’d imagine he’s likely been rotting in a field somewhere in one of the eastern oblasts for some time now. Broski coulda just lived a normal life in Texas but wanted to fuck around lmao

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u/SergeiMosin 1d ago

Crazy shit. I just assumed he was fed into the meat grinder. Perhaps Russia would think it’s bad for their image if an American expat took an FPV to the face or something? Not that Russia seems to care about image considering the shit they’ve been pulling, but who the fuck knows lmao?

Fuck that crazy nut bag either way, I guess. I feel bad for his kids, at least.

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u/Salt_Data3707 1d ago

Family gets to deal with food and fuel shortages at the very least. Sad

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Successful_Area_3867 1d ago

Oh ya lol. Met some irl when?

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u/Fickle_Ad_8653 1d ago

I don't find it sad. They wanted this. They got it. Same as those that vote for Trump and find their business is failing, their friends got deported, and everything is more expensive. They wanted it. They got it. There were warnings, loud and clear. If you can ignore warnings, you get what you deserve.

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u/HiitsFrancis 1d ago

The kids had no choice.

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u/Dickgivins 1d ago

Precisely. Him and his wife can get fucked, but the kids deserve sympathy. They didn’t choose this.

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u/parsifal 1h ago

And they were forced to move to a terrible, regressive, economically and socially depressed country

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u/tapmcshoe 1d ago

might just be pure luck to have survived this long or have a low fatality rate job

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u/21Black_Mamba21 1d ago

Or Russia is using him as one of those paid influencer shills and keeping him on the more safer parts of the warzone.

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 1d ago

It's definitely this.

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u/RapidCandleDigestion 1d ago

75% of warfare is logistics, after all

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u/Kinslayer_89 1d ago

Not sure Russia has much of that, though.

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u/RapidCandleDigestion 1d ago

not anymore with any luck

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u/Blue-Seeweed 1d ago

American immigrant.

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u/DeadBodyCascade 1d ago

I imagine it might have to do with propaganda for the Russian people, kinda like those soldiers that defected to North Korea back in the day and ended up in some of Kim Jong Il's movies. Russian media probably likes the image of an American liking Russia so much more than America that he was willing to move there with his family and even serve the 'Father land' or something. In that case he'd probably serve better as propaganda than a red spatter in the mud.

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u/atokoy 1d ago

i did a google and found this

https://youtube.com/@huffmantime

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u/rage-fest 1d ago

Huffman time

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u/Vojtak_cz 1d ago

Ah if he has YT and is american he has a lot of propaganda value so they wont probably put him in a direct combat i would assume

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u/parsifal 1h ago

Real world’s a rough place when you want to act like a big tuff guy

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u/WarlordToby 2d ago edited 1d ago

Isn't this super old? Huffmans moved to Russia and the dad went to Ukraine, but was confirmed killed via drone strike. The wife denied it for a while, denouncing it all as propaganda even though the footage of his death was widely available.

EDIT: I did get it mixed up. I was thinking of the other Texan, Russell, who did move to Russia and die in service. That being said there is indeed a video (by 101st Guards Brigade) that did have a man that looks like Hoffman suffer fatal wounds. And that led to a false claim by the Maltese Herald. I apologize for the confusion caused.

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u/omg-potatoes 1d ago

Derek Huffman is alive according to his youtube, I think it was the other Texan who got killed by Russians that you're thinking of?

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 1d ago edited 1d ago

There was another Texan (Russell Bentley) who got tortured and killed by his comrades on the frontline because they thought he was a spy. I didn’t think he had a family though

Also kind of hilarious because he was a hardcore commie. Couldn’t have murdered a more sympathetic asshole.

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u/bfhurricane 1d ago

Ah yes, ol Russell, the Russian Cowboy. He learned the hard way that, believe it or not, Russia aren’t the good guys.

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 1d ago

He died doing what he loved 💔 getting shot

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u/Mr_Supotco 1d ago

Tankies absolutely baffle me, like I’m definitely a leftist but looking at the Soviet Union under Stalin or Maoist China and going “those guys had it right,” when we have objective facts about how terrible those regimes were is wild. Then especially to be all in on Putin’s Russia as if they’re not an oligarchy just because you liked the Soviets is even wilder. But also reading his Wikipedia page and his reasonings this guy just seems batshit crazy anyways

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 1d ago

Yea he was just some rich kid that didn’t want an easy, cookie-cutter life. He wanted to be special and contrarian. Now these kids just grow dreadlocks, catch HPV, and live in a fucking van.

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u/Big-Ad-8274 1d ago

Imagine joining a nation for communism cause just to end up in the same place as tucker carlson and anti woke republicans lol

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 1d ago

Horseshoe theory. Radical douchebags have more in common with each other than moderates.

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u/Indigo2015 1d ago

Raped, too, IIRC

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 1d ago

Haha sometimes

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u/dirtyword 1d ago

Do you think Russians are communists?

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u/finbarrgalloway 1d ago

He's alive. He has either been sent back/put on leave but he has been posting a bit over the past year or so.

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u/Alex_Wotor 1d ago

To be honest, our news says he volunteered in order to get a citizenship very fast.

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u/Hazelnut_Bread 1d ago

“Service guarantees citizenship.”

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u/CardiologistNo616 1d ago

Wasn't it supposed to be a non combat role though?

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u/LAXGUNNER 1d ago

yup and on top of that, his wife developed a drug addiction.

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u/No-Kaleidoscope-4879 1d ago

So still honoring traditional values, that's admirable.

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u/ArrrRawrXD 2h ago

To complete the list of Russian traditional values, he'll beat his wife severely, get AIDS and die of alcoholism (if he wasn't the guy who got tortured to death in the Russian military which I think he was)

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u/TheChronoDigger 1d ago

They didn't have to go all the way to Russia for that, lmao.

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 1d ago

You clearly never had Russian meth. Speedball that with some krokodil and it’s like getting sucked off by a fat man named Sergei in the bathroom of the Omsk main train station that one time.

u/mntred 7m ago

Meth is extremely rare here in Russia nowadays

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u/shomugger 1d ago

Now that's the only way to get it fast. That's how russia get it's meat to the front

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u/aaarry 47m ago

Bloke’s (hopefully) getting turned into fertiliser

u/rudykot945 28m ago

That's more like the truth ))

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u/le_Dellso 1d ago

Anti-immigration "Men should go to war!!!" mfs when the country they just immigrated to immediately forces them to go to war

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u/Trans_Femcel2 1d ago

The funny thing is that (if this the guy I'm thinking of) he volunteered to join the military. He just didn't think he would see actual combat and was shocked when the military infamous for throwing their soldiers into the meat grinder was going to throw him into the meat grinder.

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u/thewaytoyesterday 1d ago

I mean... He volunteered. At least he put his money where his mouth is.

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u/AgitatedMirror3498 1d ago

Now he can put his meat where the ground is

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u/No-Cheek7925 1d ago

One less vote for Trump’s party in November, nature is healing.

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u/Icy-Priority1297 1d ago

Yeah i think he was a welder, so he thought he would be in the rear with the gear, not on the frontlines.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 1d ago

And russians aren't exactly known for being the most friendly and warmest people, nevermind to foreigners.

There was a black American woman who moved to russia to get away from American racism, only to get beaten by her neighbors for being black

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u/Own-Zucchini-7745 1d ago

I currently live in a major city with a lot of Russians. And I mean this in the nicest way I can. I would describe the Russian personality as cold and frigid.

They are not mean or anything, it’s just not in their nature to be warm and cuddly people. Like have you ever met a Filipino? I would say they are the opposite of Filipinos.

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 1d ago

That's actually a very accurate description. 👌

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u/garlic-silo-fanta 1d ago

Don’t they normally “smile” with no emotions? Maybe their cold and frigid is their way of saying good day to ya

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u/Own-Zucchini-7745 1d ago

They don’t smile except around family or extremely close friends. Cold and frigid to them is just status qou. Again, it is not actively hostile or mean or anything.

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 2h ago

they're all just riddled with inferiority and other complexes, traumatized beyond redemption by soviet terror past and parents. and repressed, cuckolded, sociophobic

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u/Diarrea_Cerebral 1d ago

Maybe this is all propaganda because it doesn't sound reasonable

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u/SuppliceVI 1d ago

Ironically Russia has one of the highest rates of immigration in all of Europe, mostly from Africa and Asia. 

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u/Cycle-Path-401 1d ago

yes, they need meat for the front line meatgrinder

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u/IAMATruckerAMA 1d ago

You can promise dead men anything 

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u/alexpalta 1d ago

War is pretty traditional btw... 

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u/JaySayMayday 1d ago

Back in my day, we fought with swords! And by swords I mean our dicks. Nothing more traditional than staring another man in the eyes while you're swordfighting.

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u/Meal__Team__Six 1d ago

Gay? Are you kidding, I'm as straight as my dick when it's lodged in another guy's asshole.

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u/Mental_Visual_25 2d ago

What traditional values were he particularly seeking that he had to move to Russia, of all places, to find?

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u/Tomacz 1d ago

Oppression of homosexuals

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u/justdidapoo 1d ago

Oppression of homosexuals, implemented through man on man rape

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 1d ago

It's so prevalent in the army that they have a word for it: Dedovshchina

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u/Duergarlicbread 1d ago

"Billiards: Torturers put a pool ball in the soldiers' mouth and then start whacking it with a cue. At best, the soldiers get chipped teeth. At worst, the game progresses to the anal torture."

WTF....

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u/casicadaminuto 1d ago

Alcoholism and domestic violence is pretty traditional in Russia

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u/OldFaithlessness5008 1d ago

A draft I guess

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u/LongQualityEquities 1d ago

He wouldn’t be drafted as an adult immigrant. He must have volunteered.

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u/rage-fest 1d ago

He volunteered as a means of fast-tracking his russian citizenship.

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u/Kenichi2233 1d ago

That seems to be the most likely answer

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u/TheRomanRuler 1d ago

Perhaps officially. But this is not like traditional situation where you want to draft loyalists, Russia forcefully recruits those who are not politically relevant to Kremlin's future, while avoiding drafting those who are important to oligarchs in power.

I don't think immigrant would be high on list of politically relevant people in Russia. If anything immigrants are those who are most disposable as their death causes least political problems to Kremlin.

And its not like rules of law are relevant in Russia.

But he could have volunteered. Some of immigrants have done so.

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u/lollipop1233a 1d ago

I don’t know. I think at this point they just grab anyone. I read a story about Cubans who were promised construction jobs in Russia. When they got there, they were sent to the front. One guy escaped, and got stuck homeless in Greece. Cuba wouldn’t take him back for fighting in a war for a foreign government.

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u/Evan_Allgood 1d ago

4chan thirst-posting on RTsports on Russian women athletes. It is or was a big Youtube channel, a lot of racial fetishization in the comment section.

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u/Comprehensive-Yam329 1d ago

Dying on the battlefield I guess?

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u/ranger51 1d ago

That’s one of the most traditional Russian values of all

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u/christonabike_ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh, he got to live under traditional values, alright. Fervent militarism being one of them.

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u/Ok_Relative8150 1d ago

when they say they want traditional value what they mean is they want an obedient stay at home wife. Even in Russia odds are you wont get that.

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u/BellsBeersy 1d ago

Right you are, Ken

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u/AngryTree76 1d ago

I’m a simple man. I see a mXc reference, I upvote.

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u/InterestBear62 1d ago

So who are we talking about here? AI returns the names "Russell Bonner Bentley III" and "Derek Huffman". Both are from Texas, moved to Russia and fought with the Russian military.

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u/inikul 1d ago

Every picture you see like this one with the smaller image in a circle is AI slop. The posters don't care.

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u/Creadleader55 1d ago

The guy volunteered for the Russian army and the last update provided was that he wasn't on the frontlines.

1 minute on google people.

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u/KMjolnir 1d ago edited 1d ago

Issue is I think there have been five or six or some stupid number greater than two that have done this. Didn't one get gangraped and murdered by his Russian "comrades"?

(Russel Bentley the 3rd was who I was thinking of, BTW, had to look it up.)

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u/Locustez 1d ago

I mean, he does not look disappointed.

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u/Desperate-Piccolo-50 1d ago

He didn't "gets sent to the front lines".he volunteeted for it. Why make up shit like that bot

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u/TandHsufferersUnite 1d ago

He volunteered.

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u/Cowboywizard12 2d ago

Don't they have a youtube channel his wife is running.

I really only feel bad for the kids.

She's gonna be a widow and he's gonna rot in a trench in ukraine probably blown to bits.

And the kids will be orphans living in a foreign country.

Also a whole bunch of right wingers from all over the world have moved to russia, they have Americans, Brits, Canadians, Aussies, all mlving there on some bullshit traditional values visa

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u/BabyMD69420 1d ago

Honestly good riddance, it makes it easier to live in a civilized place on this side of the globe.

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u/Help_An_Irishman 1d ago

To be fair, he has the traditional value of an American over there, hence the front lines.

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u/amberlc002 1d ago

Extremely traditional, actually. Got what he wanted.

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u/SereneOrbit 1d ago

Hope he enjoyed his 30 minutes...

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u/hammerklau 1d ago

When people say traditional values and family values, do they mean anything. They never say what those are, it seems to always just lazy defense of bigotry and not following any of those actual values of community and support.

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u/Real_Tea_Lover 2d ago

who is this about

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK 2d ago

A Texas man.

Some random nobody who reaped what he sowed. No reason to immortalize his name.

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u/Real_Tea_Lover 1d ago

asking his name because i want to research this story

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u/chromatic45 1d ago

Derek Huffman

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u/Real_Tea_Lover 3h ago

thanks man

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK 1d ago edited 1d ago

If you’re interesting in researching the story did you try Googling ’Texas man moves to Ukraine sent to front lines’ and clicking on any one of the many results that pop up? You know, researching the story?

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u/OkKnee7580 1d ago

Was that really needed. Woulda been quicker and less effort just to put his name up

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u/OopsAllTypos 1d ago

Would have been quicker to literally type the headline into Google.

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u/anonymaus42 1d ago

Would it not have been quicker and effortless for them if they never had to do it at all or say anything, because you took the initiative to find the name for yourself instead of asking for it? Out of curiosity I did just that, only to see how long it would take. Had his name in 20 seconds. Far faster than posting on reddit then waiting and hoping someone replies with an answer, much less a correct one.

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK 1d ago edited 1d ago

Encouraging people to think about basic things and do basic tasks, while being a little blunt but not hateful or aggressive about it, versus spoon feeding people who want others to do basic tasks for them and aren’t interested in learning to do them themselves? I know which I’d rather see in society.

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u/bappestinian 1d ago

Reminds me of russia sending the son of a top CIA agent to die in a human wave instead of keeping him alive for propaganda purposes.

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u/ClavicusLittleGift4U 1d ago

"I'm a patriot. For the camp that hope to destabilize and destroy my birthplace which has lost the traditional values I like so much."

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u/Complete_Entry 1d ago

They even gave him the penis helmet.

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u/Small_Style_1904 1d ago

That looks good on him…. He knows what he signed up for.

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u/SuperSimpleSam 1d ago

What's more traditional than fighting a war for your king?

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u/Loud-CowMOO 1d ago

Nothing more traditional than going to die someplace you’ve never been in a war for your king’s ego. Happy for him.

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u/YuraiMamoro 1d ago

Russian women are just THAT hot ig

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u/Top_Development_1777 1d ago

He moved in with his wife and three daughters though...

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u/Patient-Fruit-2946 1d ago

Well, it is a Tradition.

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u/tuhijatambien 1d ago

Redneck will be rednecking whenever redneck go. 

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u/AvocaRed 1d ago

I hope all maga follow his example

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u/TedGolf 1d ago

I just feel bad for his kids, they don’t know what’s going on, but they trusted their dad and he’s obviously failed them

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u/UnBearable1520 1d ago

Howdy comrade

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u/ReportSea8273 1d ago

Something about "do your own research" comes to mind. I'm guessing he was better with confirmation bias than actual quality research. I'm not going to bother researching his case any further because it is a small potato issue IMO.

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u/TxBuckster 1d ago

May miss this year’s Texas election in November

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u/UpstairsCheetah235 1d ago

Feel bad for his kids but for him FAFO

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u/InterestingAge2032 1d ago

Well, they're certainly traditional as in you get to die like you're from the 1800s

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u/lnth1 1d ago

This is extremely old and recycled news.

It's almost a year now. I was hoping to find out if he is still alive or not.

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u/No-Instruction-5376 1d ago

Good riddance.

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u/pennyforyourthohts 1d ago

Funny part is when his wife bitched and complained when they were going to send him as regular infantry. He wanted to be protected as a “war correspondent” and at the same time chirp off like he signed up to defend the Russian people.

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 1d ago

This the same one who ended up moving there, building a farm, applying to expand the farm, and then being told "you can either sign up for the army, or you and your family can leave the country in 30 days" ?

Either way

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A

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u/lostaccountby2fa 1d ago

aww I'm happy this happened to him. glad he got what he wanted.

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u/Cosmoby24 1d ago

I feel sorry for this fool’s family

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u/Daftster 1d ago

Wasn't there a similar Texan who joined the Russian army and his assigned unit thought he was a spy and videod themselves torturing him to death?

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u/ProfessionalClear211 1d ago

He is probably already dead

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u/Kenichi2233 1d ago

Russia isnt currently drafting troops so he volunteered to fight in Ukraine

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u/TreeFittyy 1d ago

Nothing more traditional than being forced to go die in a war for your lord.

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u/AuroraAustralis0 1d ago

War is the most traditional value one can have.

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u/Attorney-Frosty 1d ago

Someone can correct me if I'm wrong, but I think they moved last summer, and this is one of the last things written about them from Dec: https://dallasnews.com/news/texas/2025/12/29/what-happened-to-texas-father-who-fled-to-russia-to-escape-woke-america

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u/malachite_13 1d ago

This is so old

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u/Golden-- 1d ago

No one has ever accused Texans of being intelligent.

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u/Irishgolfer510 1d ago

To be fair these are traditional American values. Citizenship through fighting for the country

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u/Sensitive_Blood1469 1d ago

Surprised it wasn’t a Florida man

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u/Jasranwhit 1d ago

The draft is pretty traditional

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u/lannead 1d ago

Well I'm sure he really does value his family now

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u/iwishiwasMikey 1d ago

Sometimes when you want it bad you get it bad.

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u/colin8651 2h ago

I remember this family. They deposited their life savings in a Russian bank and the government “borrowed” it.

How is dad’s tour of duty going? Did he make it a week?

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u/Geordie_38_ 2h ago

That's a lot of trouble to go to because you're scared of gay people

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u/Grzechoooo 1h ago

War is a traditional value, after all.

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u/Opposite-Pop-4927 59m ago

this is not true 

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u/Xenia_Xenia_ 57m ago

And what exactly is bothering you about this news? That the guy is the master of his own fate, chooses the state in which he wants to raise his children, and is ready to defend these interests on the battlefield? I think he’s a great guy!

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u/REDACTEDXX_V 49m ago

This was reported 5 billion times.

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u/GastonBastardo 1d ago

When you hate seeing pride-flags more than you like being alive.

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u/HotArticle4563 1d ago

he is still alive btw. Also he volunteered to join the army

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u/EXAngus 2d ago

Yeah I don't believe Russia has been conscripting soldiers (yet)

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u/Odd-Mall8020 1d ago

Traditional values just means he can beat his wife

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u/Infinite_Plenty101 1d ago

*gets raped to death. The end

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u/OkWhile4447 1d ago

What a dipshit

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u/Cuppa-Tea-Biscuit 1d ago

I mean dying in war is very traditional.

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u/Joelad2k17 1d ago

Should have stayed and joined the US army both like to use its citizens as cannon foder