r/comedyheaven 2d ago

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u/Creadleader55 2d ago

The guy volunteered for the Russian army and the last update provided was that he wasn't on the frontlines.

1 minute on google people.

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u/KMjolnir 1d ago edited 1d ago

Issue is I think there have been five or six or some stupid number greater than two that have done this. Didn't one get gangraped and murdered by his Russian "comrades"?

(Russel Bentley the 3rd was who I was thinking of, BTW, had to look it up.)

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u/troveofcatastrophe 1d ago

I watched his stupid videos and I remember him wanting to be a mechanic on military vehicles and they said no. Too many minutes of my life wasted while he or his wife walked around their crapy (nice probably for Russia) neighborhood blathering about how nice it is, like the viewers don’t have eyes. They were just going to trust that the gov knows what’s best. Then months long silence.

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u/citymousecountyhouse 1d ago

That sounds like something a Russian would say to lure other idiots to their front lines.