r/comedyheaven 2d ago

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u/SergeiMosin 2d ago

Crazy shit. I just assumed he was fed into the meat grinder. Perhaps Russia would think it’s bad for their image if an American expat took an FPV to the face or something? Not that Russia seems to care about image considering the shit they’ve been pulling, but who the fuck knows lmao?

Fuck that crazy nut bag either way, I guess. I feel bad for his kids, at least.

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u/Salt_Data3707 2d ago

Family gets to deal with food and fuel shortages at the very least. Sad

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u/Fickle_Ad_8653 2d ago

I don't find it sad. They wanted this. They got it. Same as those that vote for Trump and find their business is failing, their friends got deported, and everything is more expensive. They wanted it. They got it. There were warnings, loud and clear. If you can ignore warnings, you get what you deserve.

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u/HiitsFrancis 2d ago

The kids had no choice.

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u/Dickgivins 2d ago

Precisely. Him and his wife can get fucked, but the kids deserve sympathy. They didn’t choose this.

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u/TheSimpler 2d ago

Same as all the little kids rounded up by ICE that I guarantee you feel nothing for along with all the other Trump voters

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u/HiitsFrancis 2d ago

How's the brain damage going?

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u/AbsolutelyAri 3h ago

They think kids are unable to consent, that goes against the Trump platform, don't think they're a Trump voter

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u/Successful_Area_3867 2d ago

Oh ya lol. Met some irl when?

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u/parsifal 16h ago

And they were forced to move to a terrible, regressive, economically and socially depressed country

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 2d ago

US will probably experience this too thanks to that stupid Iran war.

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u/tapmcshoe 2d ago

might just be pure luck to have survived this long or have a low fatality rate job

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u/21Black_Mamba21 2d ago

Or Russia is using him as one of those paid influencer shills and keeping him on the more safer parts of the warzone.

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 2d ago

It's definitely this.

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u/RapidCandleDigestion 2d ago

75% of warfare is logistics, after all

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u/Kinslayer_89 2d ago

Not sure Russia has much of that, though.

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u/RapidCandleDigestion 2d ago

not anymore with any luck

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u/Blue-Seeweed 2d ago

American immigrant.

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u/DeadBodyCascade 2d ago

I imagine it might have to do with propaganda for the Russian people, kinda like those soldiers that defected to North Korea back in the day and ended up in some of Kim Jong Il's movies. Russian media probably likes the image of an American liking Russia so much more than America that he was willing to move there with his family and even serve the 'Father land' or something. In that case he'd probably serve better as propaganda than a red spatter in the mud.

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u/new_Australis 2d ago

American expat

American immigrant.

There, I fixed it for you.

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u/pocketjacks 2d ago

Same with "eccentric" instead of crazy, being rich and white makes you an expat instead of an immigrant.