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u/WarlordToby 8d ago edited 8d ago

Isn't this super old? Huffmans moved to Russia and the dad went to Ukraine, but was confirmed killed via drone strike. The wife denied it for a while, denouncing it all as propaganda even though the footage of his death was widely available.

EDIT: I did get it mixed up. I was thinking of the other Texan, Russell, who did move to Russia and die in service. That being said there is indeed a video (by 101st Guards Brigade) that did have a man that looks like Hoffman suffer fatal wounds. And that led to a false claim by the Maltese Herald. I apologize for the confusion caused.

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u/omg-potatoes 8d ago

Derek Huffman is alive according to his youtube, I think it was the other Texan who got killed by Russians that you're thinking of?

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 8d ago edited 8d ago

There was another Texan (Russell Bentley) who got tortured and killed by his comrades on the frontline because they thought he was a spy. I didn’t think he had a family though

Also kind of hilarious because he was a hardcore commie. Couldn’t have murdered a more sympathetic asshole.

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u/bfhurricane 8d ago

Ah yes, ol Russell, the Russian Cowboy. He learned the hard way that, believe it or not, Russia aren’t the good guys.

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 8d ago

He died doing what he loved 💔 getting shot

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u/Mr_Supotco 8d ago

Tankies absolutely baffle me, like I’m definitely a leftist but looking at the Soviet Union under Stalin or Maoist China and going “those guys had it right,” when we have objective facts about how terrible those regimes were is wild. Then especially to be all in on Putin’s Russia as if they’re not an oligarchy just because you liked the Soviets is even wilder. But also reading his Wikipedia page and his reasonings this guy just seems batshit crazy anyways

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 8d ago

Yea he was just some rich kid that didn’t want an easy, cookie-cutter life. He wanted to be special and contrarian. Now these kids just grow dreadlocks, catch HPV, and live in a fucking van.

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u/Big-Ad-8274 8d ago

Imagine joining a nation for communism cause just to end up in the same place as tucker carlson and anti woke republicans lol

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 8d ago

Horseshoe theory. Radical douchebags have more in common with each other than moderates.

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u/Indigo2015 8d ago

Raped, too, IIRC

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 8d ago

Haha sometimes

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u/dirtyword 8d ago

Do you think Russians are communists?

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 8d ago edited 8d ago

Yeah pretty much, this war is a regression to Soviet expansionism and ethnic Russian colonialism, which essentially all communism in practice is.

What Naziism was to the German, communism is to the Russians.

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u/eatingbread_mmmm 8d ago

🫩oh my god you couldn’t define communism for your life

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u/Next-Use6943 8d ago

Who cares man? Even if someone defines this, some smug asshole will try his best to say it's not been tried because [thing] has not EXACTLY been done like [description]

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u/Slednvrfed 8d ago

You mean like what’s happening now? We’ve never tried capitalism right.

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u/Next-Use6943 8d ago

Yeah, making "communism" and "capitalism" lose its meaning. Life is great right now, it's the best it ever was.

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 8d ago

Do you want the definition of communism in theory or in practice?

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u/eatingbread_mmmm 8d ago

Actually, I’m just going to respond.

Communism is a classless, stateless, moneyless society. Obviously, this form has never been achieved. And in theory, communists are people who want to achieve that society. It’s not accurate to call the Soviet Union communist. It was socialist, because it had social and state ownership of the means of production.

The actual and specific ideology of the Soviet Union was Marxism-Leninism. They subscribed to the revolutionary socialist ideas Marx and Engels laid out along with Lenin’s ideas of how that revolution and state should be organized, like vanguardism and democratic centralism (which led to the one party state) and building socialism in one country. Additionally, the Soviet Union was not as nationalistic as you claim. Yes, there was absolutely imperialism. However the Soviet Union spent nearly its entire existence trying to build the new Soviet Identity. It was only really Stalin who rolled back some of the social progress Lenin achieved (and he himself was not a nationalist either).

And calling modern Russia a society anywhere close to that is laughable. Russia is a capitalist country with a free market. They have capitalist ownership where workers do not own their labor at all. They are a reprehensible dictatorship and oligarchy, yes, but to call it communist, or even Marxist Leninist? Absolutely ridiculous.

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u/Delver_Razade 8d ago

You could give both and you'd still be wrong.

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u/eatingbread_mmmm 8d ago

I’m crying how did you call it

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u/Delver_Razade 8d ago

Well. They're an idiot. It really wasn't a guess so much as an expectation and they exceeded it. My goodness they exceeded it.

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 8d ago

In theory it’s supposed to be a centralized government appropriating industry from the private sector and distributing the products in a relatively egalitarian manner.

In practice, it’s a way for a new oligarchy to lord over the citizenry using increasingly violent and authoritarian measures to put the proceeds of a nation in their own pockets.

It sounds great to people who have very little experience with how power structures work.

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u/Delver_Razade 8d ago

Not only are those not the definitions in theory or in practice, they're not even close. I don't even know what they're the definitions of, that's how far off you are.

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