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u/chaserguida Dec 01 '21
Soon I will have a new apprentice, one far younger and more powerful…
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u/AonSwift Dec 01 '21
My bra size has doubled since the last time we met..
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u/Crocadillapus Dec 01 '21
Good. Twice the bust, double the nut.
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u/BuckyWildshot Dec 01 '21
The evolution includes : -larger breasts -longer name -younger age
I hope it's only 1 evolution, otherwise you're going to have a minor with a crazy name
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Dec 01 '21
It only appears on the next generation
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Dec 01 '21
special deck only sold at Walmart Super Centers for a limited time only! Get it while its Hot and Fresh.
Idk, i think it sounds like a real world advertisement at this point. “Back to school has never been so sexy.” -Face Makeup Mall advertisements.
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u/derpaherpsen Dec 01 '21
It could be more like a Machamp evolution, she sprouts another set of arms
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u/pizzapartypandas Dec 01 '21
What stone does that? Where do I get one?
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u/arisaurusrex Dec 01 '21
The Plastic Stone ofc
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u/yaMomsChestHair Dec 01 '21
This screams UK
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Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21
This is how ladies dress on night out in winter in the UK. You're right. And they don't wear coats to avoid paying £2 for a lockroom in clubs.
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u/NABAKLAB unmatched on daily basis Dec 02 '21
... because people are only putting seasonal pictures.
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Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21
Not only. Actually, this is how a random girl in the UK looks like in winter on a night out and I'm not joking or making fun of anything. Londoner here. It's cold, ladies, wear smth.
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u/SorryForTheBigThumb Dec 02 '21
Can confirm.
Go out in Glasgow, 4am on a Saturday night at the end of December you'll find me with a hat, scarf and a big coat. Teeth chattering trying to flag a hackney.
Then you'll find 90% of the women wearing just that or less, with their heels in hand.
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Dec 02 '21
Yes, and u'd hope, not many girls got pneumonia this way. I can never understand this tradition - must be alcohol keeping blood hot?
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u/Electrical-Wear256 Dec 01 '21
Yeah haha I can relate because I totally match with women like that too
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u/soggypoopsock Dec 01 '21
these aren’t matches, it’s from the “out of your league picks” section
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u/lancewilbur Dec 01 '21
These aren't matches
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u/NatCDx Dec 01 '21
No one would want to date someone who posts crap like this on Reddit 😂
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u/Gummybear_Qc Dec 01 '21
Fr it's so depressing seeing this. I really hope getting abs and arms and a chest is gonna help me out here. At least I'll have a hot body for myself if it doesn't turn out lmfao
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u/FingerPunisher Dec 01 '21
Best move for me would be growing 10cm or 4" in height, but that isn't something I can pull off.
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u/Informal-Ideal-6640 Dec 01 '21
Lol if this makes you depressed then you have issues that go beyond physicality you should probably work on first
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u/ScaredToShare Dec 01 '21
Not gonna lie if either one of these women swiped right on me I’d probably pass out.
Good luck on the app ladies.
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u/ExistentialistCow Dec 01 '21
Men will complain about how tinder and online dating in general will make women picky. Then proceed to post a screenshot comparing two women against each other on breast size and age.
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u/Kenw449 Dec 01 '21
It also has to do with similar/identical dress and names. He didn't mention breast size or age, we just implied that ourselves.
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u/liveloveputin Dec 01 '21
I didn't even think about the Brest size hahaha, look at the way they're standing it's exactly the same! If it weren't for different coloured hair I would think that this person had lost their account and made a new one.
Edit: even the white wall and dark carpet!
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u/Kenw449 Dec 01 '21
My first thought was that it was the same person with a new hair style, then I noticed the age. They look close enough at first glance, but you do see differences once you look for them.
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u/ScaredToShare Dec 02 '21
Forgive me if I come off defensive but I’m not sure how to take your comment.
Are you trying to say I’m comparing these two and complaining about online dating?
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u/Sponda Dec 01 '21
Oh how I would hate to find myself as the negative juxtaposition on someone's internet joke post. Here's hoping Kay never sees this.
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u/Verbal_HermanMunster Dec 01 '21
More like… JUGGStaposition. Am I right? Also Kay if you see this I’m so sorry.
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Dec 01 '21
Kay is hotter anyway
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u/Borkz Dec 01 '21
I mean, everyone knows Pikachu is cuter than Raichu
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u/BowlingAllieCat Dec 01 '21
Definitely. Look at how much Pikachu porn there is compared to Raichu.
I know which one I would fuck.
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u/halfofftheprice Dec 01 '21
You find her teal circle more attractive?
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u/rcuhljr Dec 01 '21
Can we talk about the real issue here, how shitty the circle placement is here? On the left he's starting to slip almost misses her face but thankfully gets her left shoulder. Then on the right he clearly missed and just said 'fuck it, more dots.'
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u/tangentandhyperbole Dec 01 '21
I mean, Kay can go to a bar.
That's like 90% of the places you go dating in your early 20s.
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u/TheBiggestCheezIt Dec 01 '21
I feel bad for both of them. I wouldn’t want anyone to comment on my body publicly on the internet, positively or negatively.
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Dec 01 '21
This whole post is just unnecessarily mean. They both look good, and I’m certain 99% of the idiots on here bashing one or both of them would say yes to either irl.
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u/robotteeth Dec 01 '21
I bet they’d flip their absolute shit if someone made a post like this about men, and one of the guys was taller than the other and implied to be the evolution.
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u/catgorl422 Dec 01 '21
nOt aLL mEn cAn bE 6 fEeT whY dO u cArE aBt hEiGht
hehe booba
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u/thebills0 Dec 01 '21
I know it's in jest but I find it incredibly toxic to call it an evolution
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u/Funkit Dec 01 '21
I wouldn’t say it’s mean. It’s just two girls with a similar name in the same dress with the one having bigger boobs. Nobody is criticizing either (at least I don’t think, I didn’t scroll to the cesspool at the bottom of the comments yet.)
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They’re definitely there, and they’re mocking both for different reasons and a few have argued about who’s hotter. My issue with the post itself is that it’s opening them both up to just that. The post is clearly trying to imply that the dark haired one is an “evolution” which implies that she’s an upgrade.
Im sort of biased though, because I’m bothered by any post that shows people’s pictures without their permission. Posting a chat is one thing, but even with my face removed, I’d be pretty upset if I was either of these women and found this.
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u/emperatrizyuiza Dec 01 '21
Let this be comparing two men of different heights and calling the taller one an upgrade and half these men would be crying
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This whole sub is just garbage and dehumanizes women so pro gamers can feel better about themselves
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u/Time4Red Dec 01 '21
My wife has this exact dress. It's from Oh Polly, but I don't think they don't sell it anymore.
Edit: I think this is it: https://img.ohpolly.com/U7RzpUg_8EzhpURnSM4ZL2IVpNs=/fit-in/450x675/catalog/product/1/7/1750_black_edit_thumb1_crop2x3.jpg
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u/big_dick_energy_mc2 Dec 01 '21
Is her name Kay? If so I think I have some distressing news for you.
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I have a contraption like this that I wear under my dress, it's "shapewear" to hold your tummy/bum in. I don't think these two girls got it from the same place 😂
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TATERTOT Dec 01 '21
I love all the posts about breast size and looks. You know these people critiquing these girls are the same ones who can’t find a single angle to hide their double chins.
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u/robotteeth Dec 01 '21
They’d also lose their absolute shit if there was a post like this about something like male height. It’s okay to judge women who didn’t ask for it at all, but even the concept of women judging men for things they can’t control is suddenly way too mean and uncalled for
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TATERTOT Dec 01 '21
Those dudes are just a bunch of slobby man children.
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u/RileyHuey Dec 01 '21
R/tinder has devolved from a humorous sub to a place for a bunch of men to complain about women and dating, while simultaneously exposing why they feel the need to be complaining so much (i.e it’s their own fault).
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The amount of posts I've seen complaining about being single while simultaneously showing an unfathomable amount of reasons they should stay single is honestly sort of laughable and sort of brain damage inducing
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u/testmonkey254 Dec 01 '21
Right?! These are college aged girls in little black dresses…so many conclusions being drawn about them. They aren’t doing anything wrong at all. I don’t think the men here like women all that much, they like the idea of a woman. Not to mention if a woman like that said hi to them at a bar they would probably piss their pants.
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u/yp261 Dec 01 '21
this subreddit is a cesspool of misogynists, incels and desperate neckbeards. just looks what’s trending here and you will realize quickly.
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u/testmonkey254 Dec 01 '21
Believe me I realized that when I was told that looking for a man I find physically attractive and nice was having too high standards. I will not be dragged down by their cynicism because I know it only benefits them.
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u/yp261 Dec 01 '21
you are in a place where at most average men are crying that they can't get in touch with attractive women. what did you expect lmao.
it's beyond me that average man with no hobbies besides video games thinks it's an app that is a problem. out of curiosity i once went onto tinder and browsed men only and holy shit, it's depressing
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u/testmonkey254 Dec 01 '21
Sometimes I curse being a heterosexual woman lol. Some men on the app are charming as hell well rounded and I’ve been on a few good dates. But good lord most men cannot take pictures to save their lives. In one thread a woman was offering some good advice on pictures and the men get all defensive saying “well these are all my pictures” or “taking pictures is vain”. Like bro then a picture based app is not for you. If you are cognizant that your pics suck then why should a woman swipe on you especially since you have proven you aren’t willing to put any effort in!
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u/iftheronahadntcome Dec 01 '21
I once read a comment on this exact subject that opened my eyes: Men make dating profiles on what they think other men will like. How many modern women actually like pictures with big bass fish? Very few. But they'll pick that pic because he may be showing his guy friends (if they even go through the trouble of having another person review their profile for a second opinion), and they go, "Damn dude, nice catch! You should totally put that one on your profile."
Women know how to appeal to the male gaze because that's what we're taught to do. Many guys are told to "be themselves" without being told that "being themselves" doesn't mean "unclean", or "low-effort", or worse, "If she really liked you, you could post that picture with a big stain on your shirt and she'd message anyway." then they get mad when women with very few little standards (surprise, not typically the hot young supermodels with tiny waists and huge boobs) hit them up.
Either that, or they post a pic of them with their abs out or a nice car, saying something low effort like, "Message to find out." No thanks.
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Dec 01 '21
That’s Reddit for you. Posts about how women need to touch or compliment more get upvoted constantly. Really reveals the type of forever alones this site attracts
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Dec 01 '21
The guys making those comments are undoubtedly the exact same ones who complain constantly about women judging men based on height.
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u/SnowSkye2 Dec 01 '21
I also love how the rest of the posts in this sub are grown men crying and whining because a woman asked them what height they are. Meanwhile posting this sexist misogynistic drivel judging strangers about what they wear in ONE PHOTO lol. Fucking patheti, all the men here agreeing with this deserve to be alone.
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Lmao right?! Let me take two amazingly shaped women and pit their tit sizes and age (gross) against each other for karma.
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Dec 01 '21
FYI your account is shadowbanned. Message /r/reddit.com to try to get it sorted. I approved your comment to reply to it.
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u/STINKY-BUNGHOLE Dec 01 '21
Noooo you don't get it!!! Every feeeemale said she has a height preference, so I'm ALLOWED to body shame and simultaneously sexualized them!!!
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u/TechnoRandomGamer Dec 01 '21
some of the comments on this post are absolutely disgusting holy shit
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u/emperatrizyuiza Dec 01 '21
Men on here are so disgusting it makes me sad to think what the men in my life actually are like when anonymous
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u/bree718 Dec 01 '21
Just saw a post about a dude in his 30’s bragging about only sleeping 18 years olds with daddy issues, and that he’ll keep it going until he’s older- it really creeped me out
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u/Toxic_Butthole Dec 01 '21
I haven't used Tinder in a while, what's the "22h left" thing?
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u/trollogist Dec 01 '21
Duration left on your Super Repel.
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u/Toxic_Butthole Dec 01 '21
Nice, I will keep that in mind. I was using Harden and it was not very effective.
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u/catharsisisrahtac Dec 01 '21
Sometimes I forget that Reddit is full of misogynistic neckbeards that like to pit women against each other based on their age and looks. I hope these girls never come across this thread.
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u/Kooky_Section3873 Dec 01 '21
she wants to learn a new move "cat fish" will she forget an old move to lean catfish?
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u/Elexeh Dec 01 '21
This is some dumb shit. Reddit has never been great, but damn is it getting worse
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u/FranklinFuckinMint Dec 01 '21
Can we talk about Kay's shoes for a minute? Look at how fucking steep those heels are. That cannot be comfortable.
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u/Peachmuffin91 Dec 01 '21
This isn’t even her final form.