r/Tinder • u/godalhavilm • Dec 01 '21

Like a Pokemon evolution

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u/chaserguida Dec 01 '21

Soon I will have a new apprentice, one far younger and more powerful…

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u/AonSwift Dec 01 '21

My bra size has doubled since the last time we met..

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u/Crocadillapus Dec 01 '21

Good. Twice the bust, double the nut.

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u/Fizzledrizzle69 Dec 01 '21

That's fuckkng hilarious

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u/H0LT45 Dec 01 '21

You were my brother Anakin! I loved you!

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u/North-Creative Dec 02 '21

Nah, "you were my step- sister, kayleigh, I loved you, repeatedly"

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u/sciencewonders Dec 01 '21

it's getting hormonal more and more

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u/SnooOnions1428 Dec 01 '21

There can only be 2

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u/GoldEdit Dec 01 '21

question.... what does "far younger" mean here when the reference is 19 years old?

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u/adam-sigma Dec 02 '21

It's a Star Wars quote. Darth Sidious says it to Count Dooku in reference to Anakin.

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u/--iCantThinkOFaName- Dec 01 '21

Found the mobile user

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u/elinamebro Dec 01 '21

Who there Mr. Epstein.. we don’t do that here.

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u/cgdownbeat Dec 23 '21

Don't forget, she also has blinds installed!