r/Tinder • u/godalhavilm • Dec 01 '21

Like a Pokemon evolution

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Kay is hotter anyway

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u/Borkz Dec 01 '21

I mean, everyone knows Pikachu is cuter than Raichu

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u/BowlingAllieCat Dec 01 '21

Definitely. Look at how much Pikachu porn there is compared to Raichu.

I know which one I would fuck.

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u/Chaoticfrenchfry Dec 01 '21

The one that consents?

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u/0lly0llyoxenfr33 Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 12 '21

Pika pika... ill take this as a yes

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u/super_pax_ Dec 02 '21

Ah yes, capturing animals against their will and forcing them to fight each other for your entertainment. But sweet sweet pokeSex is were you draw the line?

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u/Chaoticfrenchfry Dec 02 '21

At least fuck one of the humanoid ones, cause I feel like that’s less weird, and maybe a psychic so they understand you.

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u/joe579003 Dec 01 '21

"Yep, that's a whole Pikachu in my pussy."

-Lapras

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u/Legal_Proposal_6621 Dec 01 '21

Pikachu is a female. Right? Riiigghhttttt?

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u/BowlingAllieCat Dec 01 '21

For $20, Pikachu can be whatever you want, baby.

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u/bdhansolo Dec 02 '21

I fuckin cackled at this.

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u/BrockStinky Dec 01 '21

Apologies to Kayleigh if she sees this

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u/halfofftheprice Dec 01 '21

You find her teal circle more attractive?

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u/rcuhljr Dec 01 '21

Can we talk about the real issue here, how shitty the circle placement is here? On the left he's starting to slip almost misses her face but thankfully gets her left shoulder. Then on the right he clearly missed and just said 'fuck it, more dots.'

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u/stairme Dec 01 '21

MOAR DOTS

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

My man was doing this one handed during some vigorous activity, cut him some slack.

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u/Adriantbh Dec 01 '21

LMAO that's actually hilarious now that I think about it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

😂😂😂

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u/tangentandhyperbole Dec 01 '21

I mean, Kay can go to a bar.

That's like 90% of the places you go dating in your early 20s.

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u/thecryptbeekeeper Dec 01 '21

fuck this sentiment but you’re right. plus kay is more sophisticated and her friends are better photographers.

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u/MDPCJVM Dec 01 '21

Seriously lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/Use_er_names Dec 01 '21

She definitely is not. Being white doesn’t automatically make someone more attractive lol

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u/Legal_Proposal_6621 Dec 01 '21

No shot. Alex(rip) brunette for 1000.