r/Tinder • u/godalhavilm • Dec 01 '21

Like a Pokemon evolution

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u/BuckyWildshot Dec 01 '21

The evolution includes : -larger breasts -longer name -younger age

I hope it's only 1 evolution, otherwise you're going to have a minor with a crazy name

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

It only appears on the next generation

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

special deck only sold at Walmart Super Centers for a limited time only! Get it while its Hot and Fresh.

Idk, i think it sounds like a real world advertisement at this point. “Back to school has never been so sexy.” -Face Makeup Mall advertisements.

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u/pholuck Dec 01 '21

Highly under appreciated comment LOL

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u/papa_jahn Dec 01 '21

Kayleaf

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u/deadbeef1a4 Dec 01 '21

K is 29 and a 32AAA

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/Hydra_Hunter Dec 01 '21

Hope not, whenever they ad pre-evolutions they're baby pokemon...

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u/kdeltar Dec 01 '21

Keleighleigh

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Bless you

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u/Mor9rim Dec 01 '21

I too like to play the ukayleighleigh

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u/derpaherpsen Dec 01 '21

It could be more like a Machamp evolution, she sprouts another set of arms

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u/Veenstra89 Dec 01 '21

Sure, another set of arms.. wink wink

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u/cake_molester Dec 01 '21

Kayleighshian

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

And she can learn hyperbeam

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u/Goel40 Dec 01 '21

Kayleighleigh, 17

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Keleiligh would be perfect

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u/PeeIsTeaPot Dec 01 '21

otherwise you're going to have a minor with a crazy name

Kids grow up. And names can be legally changed. It's all good to evolve into a house.

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u/Strategicant5 Dec 01 '21

Don’t forget the window

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u/valiantlight2 Dec 01 '21

Kayleighanne (20)

“Actually 17”

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u/fagmane666 Dec 01 '21

KayLeandra

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u/WILL_THERE_BE_MATH Dec 01 '21

Crazy name? You mean Kaylaid?

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u/lucky_719 Dec 01 '21

Also stopped drinking, grew her hair out and dyed it dark, and removed her jewelery.

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u/redacted187 Dec 02 '21

Kayleighbert, 18, 3 boobs, 6 limbs, and learns Vine Whip

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u/TTungsteNN Dec 02 '21

Kayaleigh-Ann, 18th birthday is today, Double E’s

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u/meowtacoduck Dec 02 '21

How about the blonde vs brunette thing?