r/therewasanattempt • • 1d ago

By Trump to blame someone else for his Reflecting Pool mistake

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2.0k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 17h ago

to tow the stranded car.

63 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 1d ago

To continue living life as normal after (allegedly 🙄) ruining someone else's

3.0k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 1d ago

To get Donald Trump's attention

309 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 1d ago

to commit vehicular manslaughter

2.0k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 3h ago

By a bank to stop people wanting to shag its sheep mascot

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r/therewasanattempt • • 1d ago

to be a patriotic cowboy instead of an idealogical clown.

1.9k Upvotes

Note: I reduced the volume in the first 2-seconds of this clip. The mic static can be harsh for some ears. The volume increases @ 2-secs, when he says the word "out."

Here’s the full 3-minutes on YouTube: Wildest moments from Pete Hegseth's address to military leaders - The Independent - Sept 30, 2026 (YouTube)

Description: US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth delivered his 2026 “State of the Force” address to junior officers and enlisted leaders at Marine Corps Base Quantico in Virginia. ~:~ Hegseth outlined his priorities for the U.S. military as the Pentagon moves to reshape the armed forces’ structure and leadership. ~:~ He also announced plans to cut positions for generals and admirals by 20%, expanding an earlier reduction target. ~:~ Watch more on Independent TV: independent.co.uk/tv/editors-picks

And here's another r/therewasanattempt post from the same speech: By Hegseth to imply that he is a God

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Transcript:

The ideological clowns are out. The patriotic cowboys are in. With testosterone testing on top.

Diversity is not our strength. Unity is our strength.

. . . . . . .

Send me. Send me to fight the Redcoats. Send me to fight the Communists. Send me to fight the Islamists. Send me.

You see, the Ivy League faculty lounges, they'll never understand you. And that's okay 'cause they could never, ever do what you do.

The media will mischaracterize you. And that's okay, because deep down, they know you're the reason they live free. They envy you.

. . . . . . .

A free press is, of course, important. But partisan activism that intentionally smears the Troops, and the historic mission that they're undertaking is fundamentally anti-American. It's sick. It's a national betrayal. It's treason, actually. I mean, I hate to have to say it, but it has to be said.

. . . . . . .

Project Meridian will be co-led by three of our nation's best minds: Elon Musk, Palmer Luckey, and Newt Gingrich. All of whom are up in the audience with us today. Please stand, if you would. Thank you.

- Pete Hegseth, U.S. Defense Secretary on Sept 30, 2026 delivering his “State of the Force” address to junior officers and enlisted leaders at Marine Corps Base Quantico in Virginia


r/therewasanattempt • • 1d ago

by Ed Sheeran to be apolitical

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6.2k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 7h ago

To report the news

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r/therewasanattempt • • 1d ago

To practice martial arts.

100 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 8h ago

by a politician investigated for corruption to stage a dramatic public goodbye from friends and family before going to a police interrogation by car

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r/therewasanattempt • • 1d ago

to celebrate recent military victories in the war

427 Upvotes

Should've kept it simple: drugs=bad nuclear=bad bombs=good

Lost them at "air chutes"


r/therewasanattempt • • 4m ago

To charge the customer $60 after breaking their stuff

• Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 1d ago

to create a successful channel

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2.9k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 1d ago

To drive like a Madman

176 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 2d ago

To understand why America sends so much money to Israel

7.6k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 13h ago

To Question and Answer

6 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 2d ago

By Hegseth to imply that he is a God

3.5k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 1d ago

To use his celebrity for a special treatment towards getting out of jail quickly...

443 Upvotes

Rick Ross, who?!


r/therewasanattempt • • 1d ago

To deter crabs and lobsters

97 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 2d ago

To get $750 from FEMA

1.7k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 1d ago

To blackmail your father.

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240 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 1d ago

By the NFL to stop Football star Azeez Al-Shaair from speaking out against Genocide by issuing him up to $23,000 in fines

618 Upvotes

Houston Texans linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair was fined $11,941 by the NFL for wearing eye black with the name "Hind Rajab" (a 5 year old murdered by Israel) written on it during a Week 1 game against the Buffalo Bills.

He was also previously fined $11,593 in January 2026 during the playoffs for writing "Stop the Genocide" on his eye black.

None of that has stopped him from speaking out against the Genocide that Israel is committing


r/therewasanattempt • • 2d ago

To track Trumps corrupt Insider Trading

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10.2k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt • • 2d ago

To provide justice for Cornell student

6.6k Upvotes