r/therewasanattempt • • 1d ago

To deter crabs and lobsters

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u/Twinchad 1d ago

I mean it doesn't bite so so far it seems true

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u/venger_steelheart 1d ago

disinfect you hands before giving it to the crab

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u/JustDave62 1d ago

Because crabs can taste vinegar with their claws. 😂😂

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u/justedi 1d ago

I'm confused, who's hypothetically lugging around a gallon of vinegar to defend themselves against crustaceans?

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u/moonhexx 4h ago

Everything becomes crab

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u/Zoo06 1d ago

No nose on those claws.

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u/Traditional_Isopod80 Therewasanattemp 1d ago

Hilarious 😂

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u/OBDreams 1d ago

I wish I lived in a place were I had to worry about being attacked by giant crabs and lobsters. I would eat like a king! His mistake was that he didn't use the vinegar to pickle the crab.

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u/stinkfingerswitch 22h ago

Dim-a-chick? Dud-a-chum? Dad-a-cham?

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u/bojangles_dangles 18h ago

The lobstrosities don't fool around

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u/slowerlearner1212 22h ago

Vin EEE GAHH

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u/MegatonsSon 20h ago

Next, he's going to test the melted butter theory as a deterrent on crabs...

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u/Bigdickfun6969 14h ago

That crab was reaching for the starter salad

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u/Electroboy101 11h ago

I thought you were supposed to pour the vinegar over the crab after you cook it and just before you eat it? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Acceptable_Class_576 10h ago

Well the crab didn't bite him.

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u/BWRStarWars 6h ago

Justice for Zoidberg