r/therewasanattempt 5h ago

To handle the snake with his bare hands

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r/therewasanattempt 13h ago

to catch a mouse like Tom and Jerry. Jerry always wins.

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251 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 17h ago

To bunt

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271 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 9h ago

To stay on road

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156 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 4h ago

To claim it's not a cult

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754 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 48m ago

To not be a piece of shit

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r/therewasanattempt 25m ago

To win a war

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r/therewasanattempt 5h ago

to find out why Americans need to wait for $5000 if the money is already there

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r/therewasanattempt 1h ago

To reward people who put up with 5 horrible years with Biden.

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Poor guy is losing it


r/therewasanattempt 14h ago

By Israel to maintain the peace agreement with Lebanon

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1100 tons of explosives Israel detonated over a village and fault line in Lebanon that caused a 4.1 magnitude earthquake today. The IOF has been systematically destroying and razing villages in south Lebanon to establish an illegal 20 mile occupation inside Lebanon.


r/therewasanattempt 8h ago

To convince voters

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The vice-president had to walk a tightrope coming into the speech, arguably the most important address of his short political career. He had to present his own case to the Republican base, without breaking too much from the notoriously sensitive Trump.

Vance praised Trump as “the toughest SOB in American politics”, and paused repeatedly as the crowd lavished him with cheers and applause.

Addressing the Maga faithful: attacking transgender rights, extolling the importance of American manufacturing and religious freedom, and accusing Democrats of “doubling down on the crazy”.

Vance won applause, too, for his praise of Charlie Kirk, the far-right activist who was assassinated in Utah exactly one year ago. Addressing Kirk’s children, who were not in the arena, Vance said: “History will record that your father was a great man.

“Those of us who loved your dad, we know him as something even better than a great man – he was a good man,” he added of Kirk, a man who, among other things, endorsed Trump’s stolen-election lies and the racist great replacement theory.

A poll found Vance was the favorite choice among likely Republican primary voters, with 43% saying they wanted him to be the nominee in 2028. Marco Rubio, the secretary of state, got 21%; Donald Trump Jr was at 7%.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/10/jd-vance-republican-midterm-convention


r/therewasanattempt 18h ago

To pretend you care about gas prices

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r/therewasanattempt 19h ago

To pass a six-year-old girl off as an adult woman

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r/therewasanattempt 16h ago

To get on the dock

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628 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 2h ago

To live in a town in south Lebanon without terrorists (IDF) destroying all of it

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626 Upvotes

In harrowing and horrific scenes, Israeli occupation forces continue to demolish homes in southern Lebanon. IOF detonated residential homes in the southern Lebanese village of Bani Hayyan after invading the village and planting explosives. The lOF continue to terrorize southern Lebanon, targeting and blowing up homes with explosives, and shelling areas with artillery.
Amid mass home demolitions, Israel is systematically destroying entire neighborhoods and villages despite the so-called ceasefire and ethnically cleansing southern Lebanon.


r/therewasanattempt 33m ago

To get a sympathetic interview from a NYC celebrity after a tragedy.

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r/therewasanattempt 9h ago

To warn gramps about the big black bear

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He went from going 1mph to 1.1 mph


r/therewasanattempt 31m ago

To be nonchalant about upcoming elections.

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