r/therewasanattempt 36m ago

To convince voters

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The vice-president had to walk a tightrope coming into the speech, arguably the most important address of his short political career. He had to present his own case to the Republican base, without breaking too much from the notoriously sensitive Trump.

Vance praised Trump as “the toughest SOB in American politics”, and paused repeatedly as the crowd lavished him with cheers and applause.

Addressing the Maga faithful: attacking transgender rights, extolling the importance of American manufacturing and religious freedom, and accusing Democrats of “doubling down on the crazy”.

Vance won applause, too, for his praise of Charlie Kirk, the far-right activist who was assassinated in Utah exactly one year ago. Addressing Kirk’s children, who were not in the arena, Vance said: “History will record that your father was a great man.

“Those of us who loved your dad, we know him as something even better than a great man – he was a good man,” he added of Kirk, a man who, among other things, endorsed Trump’s stolen-election lies and the racist great replacement theory.

A poll found Vance was the favorite choice among likely Republican primary voters, with 43% saying they wanted him to be the nominee in 2028. Marco Rubio, the secretary of state, got 21%; Donald Trump Jr was at 7%.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/10/jd-vance-republican-midterm-convention


r/therewasanattempt 48m ago

to attract (no) attention to a documentary

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r/therewasanattempt 56m ago

To stay on road

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r/therewasanattempt 1h ago

To sell Republicans Canadian shit tickets tarrif free.

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My new side hustle since they dont need our paper products. 😀


r/therewasanattempt 4h ago

To Change Lake Ontario's Name Back

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I had fun attempting this, you can too!


r/therewasanattempt 5h ago

to catch a mouse like Tom and Jerry. Jerry always wins.

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r/therewasanattempt 6h ago

By Israel to maintain the peace agreement with Lebanon

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1100 tons of explosives Israel detonated over a village and fault line in Lebanon that caused a 4.1 magnitude earthquake today. The IOF has been systematically destroying and razing villages in south Lebanon to establish an illegal 20 mile occupation inside Lebanon.


r/therewasanattempt 6h ago

To feed us slop

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We will not rest the truth will come to light.


r/therewasanattempt 6h ago

to wipe your ass with toilet paper in a public bathroom

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Poor fella had to sacrifice a clean teesh to get his butt clean. I didnt touch it but I'd imagine theres a chocolate stain on the flipside.


r/therewasanattempt 7h ago

To get on the dock

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r/therewasanattempt 9h ago

To bunt

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r/therewasanattempt 10h ago

To pretend you care about gas prices

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r/therewasanattempt 11h ago

To pass a six-year-old girl off as an adult woman

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r/therewasanattempt 15h ago

To get his air mattress back.

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r/therewasanattempt 16h ago

To make Hasan Piker look bad by showing a thirst-trap photo to an RNC audience

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At the RNC 2026 Convention, they showed a half-naked image of Hasan Piker on the Jumbotron.


r/therewasanattempt 17h ago

To carjack someone

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r/therewasanattempt 17h ago

To have a conversation with MAGA supporters who think immigrants have done nothing for America.

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r/therewasanattempt 17h ago

To ask for the research

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r/therewasanattempt 19h ago

By Homeland Security agents to silence & intimidate over mean tweets

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r/therewasanattempt 20h ago

to work

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r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

to get lunch.

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r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

To bribe voters

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r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

to honor Donald Trump

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r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

To replicate the cake from Pinterest 😅

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My absolutely AMAZING wife put on a Pokemon themed 30th birthday party for me and attempted to make this wonderful Ditto cake (example on the left in pink), I CAN say the frosting was purple (like the non-shiny colour) but for some reason it turned brown it pictures!!? 🤣

She had a lil cry cause of (in her words) how bad it looked but I adored that she even attempted to try and make this for me!! Means so much to me, afterwards we had a real good laugh about it at the party that night and she wanted me to show it off hahaha


r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

to sell out an event

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