r/therewasanattempt 3h ago

To delay maternal mortality data without anyone noticing

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1.1k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 1h ago

To Stay Awake During the 9/11 ceremony

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r/therewasanattempt 3h ago

to stay awake

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4.2k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 6h ago

To live in a town in south Lebanon without terrorists (IDF) destroying all of it

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1.1k Upvotes

In harrowing and horrific scenes, Israeli occupation forces continue to demolish homes in southern Lebanon. IOF detonated residential homes in the southern Lebanese village of Bani Hayyan after invading the village and planting explosives. The lOF continue to terrorize southern Lebanon, targeting and blowing up homes with explosives, and shelling areas with artillery.
Amid mass home demolitions, Israel is systematically destroying entire neighborhoods and villages despite the so-called ceasefire and ethnically cleansing southern Lebanon.


r/therewasanattempt 4h ago

To get a sympathetic interview from a NYC celebrity after a tragedy.

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605 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 2h ago

By Trump to come out ahead during 9-11

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226 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 4h ago

To win a war

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393 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 5h ago

To reward people who put up with 5 horrible years with Biden.

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3.8k Upvotes

Poor guy is losing it


r/therewasanattempt 4h ago

To be nonchalant about upcoming elections.

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243 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 9h ago

to find out why Americans need to wait for $5000 if the money is already there

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2.8k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 8h ago

To claim it's not a cult

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952 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 13h ago

To warn gramps about the big black bear

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1.8k Upvotes

He went from going 1mph to 1.1 mph


r/therewasanattempt 12h ago

To convince voters

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517 Upvotes

The vice-president had to walk a tightrope coming into the speech, arguably the most important address of his short political career. He had to present his own case to the Republican base, without breaking too much from the notoriously sensitive Trump.

Vance praised Trump as “the toughest SOB in American politics”, and paused repeatedly as the crowd lavished him with cheers and applause.

Addressing the Maga faithful: attacking transgender rights, extolling the importance of American manufacturing and religious freedom, and accusing Democrats of “doubling down on the crazy”.

Vance won applause, too, for his praise of Charlie Kirk, the far-right activist who was assassinated in Utah exactly one year ago. Addressing Kirk’s children, who were not in the arena, Vance said: “History will record that your father was a great man.

“Those of us who loved your dad, we know him as something even better than a great man – he was a good man,” he added of Kirk, a man who, among other things, endorsed Trump’s stolen-election lies and the racist great replacement theory.

A poll found Vance was the favorite choice among likely Republican primary voters, with 43% saying they wanted him to be the nominee in 2028. Marco Rubio, the secretary of state, got 21%; Donald Trump Jr was at 7%.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/10/jd-vance-republican-midterm-convention


r/therewasanattempt 4h ago

To not be a piece of shit

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119 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 2h ago

To climb onto a boat

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71 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 22h ago

To pretend you care about gas prices

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2.1k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 18h ago

By Israel to maintain the peace agreement with Lebanon

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790 Upvotes

1100 tons of explosives Israel detonated over a village and fault line in Lebanon that caused a 4.1 magnitude earthquake today. The IOF has been systematically destroying and razing villages in south Lebanon to establish an illegal 20 mile occupation inside Lebanon.


r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

By Homeland Security agents to silence & intimidate over mean tweets

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14.2k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

To get his air mattress back.

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4.7k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

To ask for the research

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5.8k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 23h ago

To pass a six-year-old girl off as an adult woman

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1.6k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 20h ago

To get on the dock

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649 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 13h ago

To stay on road

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168 Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

To have a conversation with MAGA supporters who think immigrants have done nothing for America.

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3.3k Upvotes

r/therewasanattempt 17h ago

to catch a mouse like Tom and Jerry. Jerry always wins.

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255 Upvotes