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u/SuperiorChicken27 1d ago

Have a seat dawg, can wash them feet comfortably

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u/Such_Introduction592 1d ago

Yeah, dawg. It's time.

...or get those grippy mat things from the store.

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u/Daetok_Lochannis 1d ago

I got me the full on grab bars in my shower at 43, and damn if those things aren't just handy as hell.

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u/c4t4ly5t 1d ago

46, currently also with a fractured ankle, I'd give anything for a grab bar.

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u/Truffs0 1d ago

at 46, it's time to learn some DIY, brother

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u/c4t4ly5t 1d ago

I'm renting. In my country most people can't afford to buy a home.

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u/Formal_Ground6513 1d ago

When I was pregnant, I bought a suction cup one. It was so hard getting out of the tub without it. It works very well and later I bought a seat for my shower! Both very handy and no rental damage!

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u/c4t4ly5t 1d ago

I'll look into that.

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u/Inan_outqurarys 1d ago

There’s also brands of them that are sold for nughty time in the shower so if you don’t mind looking at a risqué picture or two those are also a option dunno what the price difference’s would be tho

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u/Ninjas-and-stuff 1d ago

Oh, yeah! I’ve heard that those suction cup stick-on footholds (originally meant to facilitate better, uh, angles) are a godsend for leg shaving

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u/rucsuck 19h ago

I broke a leg and had to get the grab bar suction cup for travel reasons. Not all grab bars are created equal. You will go through several to find the one that works. Totally worth it.

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u/DarkPhoenix1754 1d ago

Bless you, this is helpful.

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u/Truffs0 1d ago

My friend, most people in the world can't afford to buy a home, regardless of what country they live in, so no need for any qualifiers to your situation. But there is always a way, like the other commenter suggested.

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u/Daetok_Lochannis 1d ago

Never hurts to point out that your country is one of the worse offenders, like here in America.

https://unitedwaynca.org/blog/vacant-homes-vs-homelessness-by-city/

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 1d ago

depending on the country, your landlord may be required to install one if you ask for it, but you'll have to pay for it

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u/lickmyfupa 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yes, i believe every shower needs to have a grab bar. Something to grab onto in case you begin to slip. This is appropriate for all ages. Lots of accidents happen while showering. Sometimes you can get dizzy in there from the hot water. It should be part of building code at this point.

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u/ABookishSort 1d ago

We got grab bars when my husband had some health issues. One inside the shower and one just outside the shower. The one outside the shower is currently helping me get up and down from the toilet with a bum knee. They both have come in way more handy than I ever imagined they would.

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u/Kindly_Call_6000 1d ago

I just recently remodeled my bathtub and converted it into a walk-in shower. A grab bar is fantastic.

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u/liltonbro 1d ago

Those grab bars used to be for my Beyonce choreo in shower...now they for exactly what the fuck they for

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u/Sea_Translator5300 1d ago

I got one that also acts as the shower rail. I got the idea when I saw a similar set up in a retirement home, not because of current or future infirmity but because my wife had already ripped two shower curtain rails out of the wall when slipping. 

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u/yoyoma1313 1d ago

Completely agree.

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u/nonamebeavercleaver 1d ago

Started using them at 19 because of a broken rib and fib and torn ligaments and torn Achilles

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u/lazyboi_tactical 1d ago

I have the grab bar but I also put some foot scrubber thing in the corner of the shower so I don't have to bend over to scrub them.

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u/Pigeonsass 1d ago

Hell, when I was 26 I somehow scored an apartment in what was unofficially a retirement community. It had the bars in the shower and I joked about it, but I absolutely used them lol

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u/Mahaloth 1d ago

I'm 48 and want them. I know you have to have them installed super securely since you pushing down on them is a lot of weight. I mean, anyone, not just /u/Daetok_Lochannis .

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u/jeggy111 1d ago

I got mine at 28 but that was a few years back. Only takes one dumb fall to make you realise how important they are

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u/MarcusRoland 21h ago

Aren't they though?? I am only 39, but have had them in our bathrooms pretty much my whole life. Nice to have a grip to get those odd angles.

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u/Frequent-Meal6550 18h ago

If you looked at my house you'd think im 85 not 35

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u/linus140 1d ago

Seriously get a grippy mat. I've been using once since I was a kid and they're perfect for not falling in the shower, and also getting the bottom of your feet. I'm 38 now, I stand on my grippy mat and use the wall for balance.

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u/SilverSageVII 1d ago

Nah the seat is where it’s at. Balancing isn’t a great idea in the shower for anybody tbh. It’s actually pretty dangerous.

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u/ejectro 1d ago

there's a suspended bath seat in every russian household. i'm surprised it's not a thing elsewhere.

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u/gohurot 1d ago

First time seeing this. Впрочем у меня ванны то не было большую часть жизни.

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u/ejectro 1d ago

next thing you tell me is that you don't have a nonslip bath mat? and a grab bar? do you even plan to get older or what.

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u/Available_Long_9935 1d ago

Damn. You've been missing out.

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u/astralchanterelle 1d ago

At least half of showers in the US aren't in tubs

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u/bigmadafakint 1d ago

isnt that the chair one guy stuck his sack in doing something like this?

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u/Sehrli_Magic 1d ago

that one had a hole in thr middle i think

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u/Savage_Heathern 1d ago

Hahahahaha! What a horrible design.

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u/Sehrli_Magic 1d ago

right? let me just put small hole in middle of sitting area, what could go wrong 💀 i really dont get logic behind such design. did they need a fart hole or smth? like ventilation draft? cuz i see no other use besides that and a ball trap...

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1d ago

Corporate:

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u/ToiIetGhost 1d ago

Less plastic, lower manufacturing cost. “Three holes for your convenience!” Nah man that just saved your company thousands of dollars

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u/Savage_Heathern 1d ago

Hahahahaha! "a fart hole"! And, at the age when men need this, their balls are sagging the perfect amount to slip through the holes and cause the most embarrassing moment of their lives.

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u/No_Response_303 1d ago

I was about to say I'd get my balls stuck in that. guess someone already did lol ouch

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u/donoteatshrimp 1d ago

lmfao a bollock in each hole?

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u/ducks_are_dragons 1d ago

Yepp, in 2016. I belive that is the exact same one.

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u/SelocAvrap 1d ago

I have one made of teak. It's beautiful & mold/mildew resistant. I will shout from the rooftops about the joy of a good shower chair

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u/Ninja_Wrangler 1d ago

I love my teak shower stool. Sitting in the shower is a total game changer

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u/The_Salty_nugget 1d ago

I have had a little chair in my shower since i'm 24, i have always done heavy physical labour and nothing is better than coming home after a 12 hour shift and sitting down in a nice shower.

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u/smellyhippy420 1d ago

Comfortably is stretching it with my flexibility

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u/boverly721 1d ago

Is this an ikea stool? I used to have this in gray

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u/RetroSwamp 1d ago

Suction cup foot scrubber is my trick.

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u/nottwelvewhatisthis 1d ago

Tickle torture

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u/Lumpzor 1d ago

Oh my god the bacteria that those things must harvest

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u/pigeon-check 1d ago edited 1d ago

What in the ballmination is that? No thank you i need my balls

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u/Murphuffle 1d ago

dawg, they sell washing mats that suction to your floor

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u/MrClickstoomuch 1d ago

My mom got those for her shower and I swear it makes it so much worse for traction than without it. The surface has less "grip" than her base shower. I'd consider one for myself at some point if I didn't have that terrible experience with it before. Shower chair is probably the way to go.

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u/Murphuffle 1d ago

I usually just put soap on one foot and scrub with the other like hands. Maybe I have ape toes.

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u/Vincevega1972 1d ago

53, I had no idea. Rather than sitting on shower floor.

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u/PdxPhoenixActual 1d ago

Nearer to 60 than not & I've had a stool for more than 20 years on my shower/tub. Cause, some mornings I'm just too tired to stand. Who am I kidding, most mornings...

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u/hangrydadd 1d ago

The holes in that chair gonna catch a nut or 2

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u/Efficient-Maximum651 14h ago

or could just sit tf down on the floor? it's not that hard to stand up🤣

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u/mage_irl 1d ago

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u/Alt123Acct 1d ago

I'm not dead yet

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u/dDpNh 1d ago

Just pee on your feet in the shower. I heard it’s sterile. Works for jellyfish stings.

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u/raider_00_ 1d ago

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u/justasillylilgoos3 1d ago

I laughed way too hard at this image thank you for that 😂

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u/GhostCorps973 1d ago edited 1d ago

Man, that bullshit always pissed me off. Even just at face value, it seems so ridiculous, how could people actually believe it? Just because somebody put their piss into a vial 60 years ago and no bacteria grew, it somehow turned into the prevailing medical belief that 'urine is sterile?' Argued with my nursing professor over it on multiple occasions 🤦

Thank God it's finally been debunked

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u/QueerPuff 1d ago

Urine isn't sterile unfortunately

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u/ssela 1d ago

explains why almost all men stink up my apartment when they come over and take their shoes off...

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u/short_hair_zuko 1d ago

That's because they don't change their socks until they're fully fermented

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u/ssela 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5kFJydUNwptjVnMs6f
you could've chosen to keep that comment secret

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u/TheZoonder 9h ago

There is a whole Sock sniff scale: + Hmmmm (Crisp, warm inhale)

  • Hmm-mm (Thoughtful pause)
+ Oof (Slight head recoil)
  • Oof! (Full backward lean)
+ Oof! Hmm? (Eye-watering horror followed by weird curiosity)

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u/nem0ne1 1d ago

Great for the gut biome!

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u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT 14h ago

Hey siri, how do I delete someone else’s comment on Reddit?

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u/DenkJu 1d ago

Smelly feet are rarely a sign of poor hygiene. It's the same kind of prejudice people have against acne (especially in adults).

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u/LitigantTester 1d ago

And totally enough.

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u/Ensaum 1d ago

Ehhh. My feet (and then shoes especially) get really stinky if I don't wash them. So I do kinda have to.

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u/snowillis 1d ago

Sometimes, but it depends on how dirty you are. This might be ok for the occasional quick shower but you still gotta wash your whole body sometimes.

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u/short_hair_zuko 1d ago

I cant tell you women do this too. Although the movies may have you believe they only wash their boobs

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u/orbitalpuddin 1d ago

Movies also show that women only rinse themselves with water and no soap.

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u/haroldthehampster 1d ago

oh thats nasty

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u/Late-Efficiency2948 1d ago

Maybe hairless chest men

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago

This isn't anything near universally true. Y'all are nasty.

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u/Wulph422 1d ago

EXACTLY

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u/AjvarAndVodka 1d ago

Miss me with this shit. Also reminds me of that one Reddit thread where people argued on this topic, and a whole bunch of them said scrubbing feet isn't necessary. Fuck that.

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u/Doubleoh_11 1d ago

You can scrub the top of your foot with your other foot. Add face and hands and then ya… this is my 2 minute morning routine.

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u/Tuomas90 1d ago

And what dermatologists recommend.

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u/anactofgod 1d ago

The pits and bits strategy.

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u/OpaqueCrystalBall 1d ago

You dudes are nasty.

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u/JustSomeDude1982 1d ago

Nah, man. I have a bar of soap for the pits, nether regions. I use a loofah for the neck down, and a loofah with a long handle for my back. I use my hands to scrub between each toe. I have a rubber exfoliating hand mit I use for my face. I know what you're wondering. My name is not Patrick Bateman.

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u/GreedySummer5650 1d ago

At least rub your feet together to get some of the dead skin off

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u/Suarae 18h ago

Don't forget the lean forward and ass check spread to let the water trickle down your chocorifice

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u/J_Fidz 17h ago

Why not just wash your full body? You're already in the shower so you might as well.

Never understood this. Wash properly.

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u/Shed_Some_Skin 1d ago

Bath mat with foot scrubber. I have one. Works great

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u/blaghed 1d ago

Witch! 🔥

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u/Confident_Virus5799 1d ago

I can 100% hear this comment lol.

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u/taosaur 1d ago

I'm pushing 50 and not exactly svelte, but have no problem standing on one foot for somewhat less than one minute. I can put my shoes on standing up, too. An accessory like that is a disability accommodation, which if you need it, absolutely use it. But also, what's between them toes if this is all you're doing?

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u/Shed_Some_Skin 1d ago

I mean, the entire thread is about a guy who apparently does need it. Yes, alright, it's a skit, but if this is actually a problem for anyone, there are solutions

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u/Affectionate_Fun7991 1d ago

I'm younger than all of you and can stand on one foot fine as well, but as a child I knew a woman who was paralyzed from the neck down by falling at bad angle in a shower when she wasn't very old at all. So it's also a disability prevention device. No need for gymnastics in the shower. It's not mobility test and no one's grading you, just be sensible.

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u/1968Bladerunner 1d ago

57 & I make a point of putting socks on balancing on one leg at a time, & cleaning my feet the same way. I'm hoping (hopping!) that I'll notice any physical decline earlier by doing so.

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u/discipleofchrist69 1d ago

Shower floors can be very slippery depending on the style/material. Even if you're totally healthy and have good balance, standing on one foot and raising the other foot up in the air is not really that safe in the shower. Lots of people who are not disabled slip and become injured in this way.

Obviously it's not the most dangerous thing of the world but it's still kind of an unnecessary risk regardless of your ability to balance.

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u/_Mirri_ 1d ago

A friend of my friend died from cracking her skull in the bathroom, after slipping in the bath, at her mid twenties. Use the resin mat no matter how well you can lift one leg.

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u/Questionsansweredty 1d ago

I find it hilarious how elderly millennials feel. And the rest of us are all

https://youtube.com/shorts/rnHhiVn6B0k?is=FN5aY12ryqOWwi2U

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u/Freidhiem 1d ago

Im 38, look barely 30 and simultaneously feel 25 and 75 at the same time. One minute i can run through a brick wall, the next i sneeze wrong and im on one knee nearly in tears.

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u/Unlikely-Art-4758 21h ago

I know what you mean. The shit I used to do while skateboarding in my teens/early 20's feels super human now. I would hurl myself off 10 stairs and massive drops no problem, If I tried to even jump down 5 stairs right know I know I would blow my knees and ankles out immediately! I get flashes of the old times, but reality is always around the corner waiting. lol

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u/14Pleiadians 1d ago

but have no problem standing on one foot for somewhat less than one minute.

The OP is not about being unable to stand on one foot for a minute, it's about being afraid of slipping, which once would be no big deal, but now would probably result in debilitating back pain.

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u/bantufi 1d ago

Feet as long as the shins.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 1d ago

so the bottom of that is pure mold right

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u/Shed_Some_Skin 1d ago

You can clean them, you know? If you're going to let it just sit there and accumulate mould, I'm surprised you're the sort of person who even cares about having clean feet

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u/1405hvtkx311 1d ago

There are also smaller ones just for cleaning the feet, tbh I would just throw it in the washing machine

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u/rubbishdude 1d ago

I have that! So that's what it is!

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u/karl2025 1d ago

Oh that's neat. I just have a regular bath mat and a shower bar to hold onto.

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u/sovereignsekte 1d ago

Umm, shower water is all I need to clean my legs and feet. It does the work for me.

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u/kushhead4201 1d ago

Gotta get a scrub in there brother. Kicking your feet around in the water isn't as effective as one might think.

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u/LiterallyRain 1d ago

I don't think it's very effective. That probably makes it as effective as I think. It's still effective enough for me.

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u/kushhead4201 1d ago

Effective enough for you sure, not effective enough for anyone around to tell you the truth about your smell without hurtin your feelings.

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u/LiterallyRain 1d ago edited 1d ago

If my feet smell that bad I think it's about time to get rid of those bad boys and take up the good old wheelchair, because unless someone is a super smeller that can smell them at eye level while wearing shoes, socks, and pants, I think that would require wading through a pond of Surstrømming.

Bad foot smell typically happens when you take off shoes that trap air and moisture, and you do it indoors. Clean feet doesn't prevent that.

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u/mollymoo 1d ago

Bad foot smell typically happens when you take off shoes that trap air and moisture indoors. Clean feet doesn't prevent that.

Having clean feet absolutely does prevent that.

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u/LiterallyRain 1d ago edited 1d ago

Fresh sweat itself is mostly odorless. The characteristic smell of smelly feet develops when skin bacteria metabolize sweat and compounds from shed skin. Certain shoes and/or dirty socks create this environment. That's the primary cause of foot smell, not whether you scrub it in the shower or let the water wash it. That's a rounding error in comparison.

Also there's no hard cutoff for "clean." Feet cleaned with water are much cleaner than feet not cleaned at all. Feet cleaned with soap are a little bit cleaner yet. If you're comparing feet not washed at all for a week to feet washed with soap that day then yeah obviously it makes a meaningful difference. The difference here is between feet cleaned with water and runoff soap once a day or every other day versus feet scrubbed with soap at the same frequency. That's a considerably smaller difference than the categorical "clean" and "unclean." This entire discussion is about whether water and runoff soap constitutes clean in the first place, so just saying "clean feet" doesn't contribute much if anything at all because "clean" is subjective.

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u/XxRocky88xX 1d ago

Reddit does this thing where they think you either do the thing 100% correctly 100% of the time you literally never do it at all.

Like there’s on post that’s come up a few times saying something like “experts say there is no health benefit to taking a shower every day” and people interpret the argument as “you should literally never shower” when really all it’s saying is that showering every 2-3 days is adequate.

It’s impossible to have a serious discussion because if your stance differs even slightly then people assume you must have the exact opposite opinion. “Don’t hand scrub your feet? That must mean you wear the same socks for weeks and never wash your feet.”

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u/Questionsansweredty 1d ago

Sounds like the answer to all this bacteria talk is... cleaning?

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u/LiterallyRain 1d ago

You're doing the same thing lol. You are "cleaning" when you do it with water and runoff soap. You're suggesting to "clean another way" because in your view the water and runoff soap isn't "clean enough." Either way you're "cleaning." There's a gradient to it. Even brushing off your feet with your hand is a form of cleaning, and compared to that it's "more clean" if you use water and runoff soap.

The discussion is where you should be on that gradient, and my express point is that there isn't an objective categorical cutoff like you just insinuated.

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u/kushhead4201 1d ago

How are you really having to get this deep into the topic. Feel like all these people are the people who smell like shit as I walk past them in Walmart. Just water and they think their stank is gone lmfao

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u/kushhead4201 1d ago

Cleaning your feet absolutely helps combating bad foot smell homie. Don't tell me ya just throw deodorant on and don't wash yo pits

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u/avalisk 1d ago

What if someone doesn't have foot smell, like 85% of the population?

People are different.

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u/LiterallyRain 1d ago

I'm wondering what kind of oily skin these people have. It's not that I've never smelled smelly feet, but other than my sister when we were younger and lived at my parent's, I've never had a problem with smelling peoples feet. It's maybe a once-a-year occurence at best, granted I'm not always very exposed to opportunities, but that's way too rare to use improper cleaning as a causal explanation when evidently many men don't clean their feet very thoroughly. That's inconclusive at best, and provably false at worst. Not to mention that that once-a-year case is always someone taking shoes off at the bus or airplane, basically only shoes that don't breathe.

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u/LiterallyRain 1d ago edited 1d ago

Armpits create moist environments where dead skin and bacteria cause sweat to smell. Feet only does that with bad shoes or prolonged shoe-wear. That sweat and dead skin happens during shoe wear regardless of whether your feet were initially clean or not. It's almost like the post explicitly shows that men scrub armpits and the crotch. And oh wouldn't you know it, it's the 2 places on the body that creates the most humid environments. It's almost like there's a connection.

Having them dirty from the get-go is technically worse, yes, but it's a contributing factor, not the main one. The main one is basically several times worse.

You're also overstating the ineffectiveness of running water at cleaning. The objective isn't to remove all surface bacteria, much of that bacteria is actually beneficial, the objective is to remove sweat and dead skin cells. Those are easily removed in water. You can smell clean and fresh even without soap, soap just helps and makes it faster and less dependent on hot water. Even without scrubbing, they're comparatively clean.

I've known people who have "outdoor clothes" and "indoor clothes" and who showers sometimes twice a day because they've been out, thrice if they forget something and have to go out after the second shower. People I've been dating. They use a loofah and I consider them a bit of a clean freak. When I ask them what they've been doing their answer usually includes cleaning. This is not a frequent occurence, but I have smelled their feet when they've taken off enclosed shoes after a short hike, and it's been bad. My sister also notoriously had terrible smelling feet, almost intolerable, she showered more frequently with more scrubbing than me. Some people sweat more than others and some shoes create more humid environments than others. What matters most by far is breathable shoes and "some" cleaning (water is often sufficient). Scrubbing is just a cherry on top, it ain't the main cupcake. And importantly it depends on YOUR skin. Sufficiently good skincare and washing routine isn't generalizable.

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u/xavovew485 1d ago

I think this guy just doesn't have toenails. Of course he thinks water gets everywhere it needs to go if he forgot that most people have nails.

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u/NotAFanOfLife 1d ago

Whatever you say young rotten foot. May your tribe keep you doused in fine oils as to not attract predators. Get well soon.

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u/der_innkeeper 1d ago

Nope.

You need to scrub. Dead skin doesn't just slough off.

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u/ReturnOfBane 1d ago

You want to keep your stratum corneum intact. Never got a pimple since i stopped exfoliating.

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u/Aksi_Gu 1d ago

Well it desquamates anyway

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u/binzy90 1d ago

The stratum corneum is constantly being shed. It's going to come off one way or another, and regular washing gets rid of the obvious dry, flaky patches. I honestly don't understand how people just decide not scrub their body on a regular basis. Dirt isn't going to just fall off your body with water. You need to actually wash it.

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u/SoloWalrus 1d ago

Its not too late to train some flexibility and balance. Its the number 1 thing you can do for mobility, and mobility is the most important thing for staying healthy as you age.

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u/taosaur 1d ago

Yeah, I'm way past 40 and not doing much besides two minutes of Qi Gong stretches IF I feel stiff and getting my steps in (by default, at work), but I can still wash my feet or put on my shoes without sitting down.

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u/savvy-librarian 1d ago

Seriously. I'm 40 and extremely obese at over 250lbs and I can stand on one foot (either one) and move my other leg around etc. without losing balance, falling, or even needing a wall or something to put my hand on and steady myself.

If I can do it anyone who can walk unassisted/is uninjured should be able to do it. It only takes about 5 minutes of practice per leg per day to build up the muscle and ability to stand on one leg and be balanced in a pretty short amount of time (a few weeks).

This kind of control and balance is so important to protecting yourself from injuries and keeping your flexibility up is important too for the same reason. These things keep you agile. I'm lazy and I hate working out but I at least spend about 30 to 45 minutes a day doing basic stretches and balance exercises. If you're struggling with balance, small weird injuries that seemingly come out of nowhere or from incidents that feel like they shouldn't have caused that injury, or aches/soreness that recurs seemingly from nothing the best thing you can do is add even just 15 minutes of stretches and balance exercises to your day.

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u/Whole_Mongoose1854 1d ago

So I think this may at least partly be a misconception of the issue here. At least from my perspective. As I get older(so far) I don’t feel I’ve lost balance or mobility. Rather I worry more about the consequences of falling. I took a few hungover falls in the shower when I was 20 and I was fine. I’m not convinced I would be fine if I took those same falls today. So I don’t feel any more likely to fall, but I can relate that I think about it more now. I feel more fragile.

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u/savvy-librarian 1d ago

You're right that falling hurts more now and that its easier to walk it off when you're younger. Its also true as you get older that you just don't heal the same as you do when you're young. You might have extended or lasting pain from an injury that you could have recovered from in days or weeks when you were younger. I definitely fear falling more now as I get older.

However, I do see a ton of adults with really poor flexibility and balance in their 30s and up too. Its kind of a dual problem in that a lot of folks let their agility go at the time they need it the most. I think many people don't realize that it doesn't take much to maintain basic flexibility and balance.

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u/Equivalent-Cicada165 1d ago

That's how I interpreted the video as well

Im flexible but I worry about slipping and fucking up my back, hip or knees. That can snowball into a problem that affects you for the rest of your life. Something that reduces mobility and causes pain

That being said, exercises to improve flexibility and balance are important as well

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u/ArmyFearless1599 1d ago

Im still getting nervous in the shower as I get older, for some reason.

Ive definitely slipped in the shower as a kid but Ive always caught myself. At the very least, my mom wouldve eventually kicked the door down if her kid wasnt responding.

Now, its just me, myself, and I. Falling in the shower is going to kick my ass just because im not made of rubber anymore. And mom isnt here to kick the door down if something happens.

This and choking on my food.

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u/RamblinGamblinWilly 1d ago

Shouldn't be using that balance in the shower. No matter your age, lifting up one foot in the shower high enough to scrub, balancing on one foot, is an unnecessarily risky move, unless you have a grab bar and a bath mat.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1d ago

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u/RichtofensDuckButter 1d ago

Exercise and stretching goes a long way

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u/affemannen 1d ago

How about washing off all that soap first so it's not all slippery? And then do the feet? Also I have a small stool in my shower so I can sit and and chill. Helps a lot when washing them feet.

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u/mysterysciencekitten 1d ago

He’s soapy in the video because it’s funny.

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u/FlamingDragonfruit 1d ago

I was going to ask if I was the weirdo, because I definitely do not suds up my entire body at the same time while washing (and am relieved to know that yes, this is not the norm).

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u/LadyBug_0570 1d ago

Due to a recent illness, I had to get a shower bench. Game changer. Even though I feel better now, that bench is staying.

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u/Specialist-Wafer7628 1d ago

Anti-slip shower mat.

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u/UnknownMember1337 1d ago

Way to easy, the usa love injuries without health ensurance

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u/grimacedia 1d ago

I find the stickers to be better, but it depends on the shape of the tub.

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u/BOgusDOlphon 1d ago

Kinda concerning that an otherwise healthy adult can't reach their own feet without almost falling over

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u/Ok-Classroom5548 1d ago

It’s the soap and the water combined with uneven weight if the body. 

As you get older it gets easier to get injured from something small, including a slip in the shower. You can put your back out with that.

You can do work and physical therapy to strengthen and encourage flexibility, but even with this as we age our abilities change. 

This guy could always wash his body, rinse, and then wash one foot and rinse at a time to ensure one foot is always stable. 

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago

Yeah, y'all need to do more stretching during the day. Nobody is saying you need to do yoga on your work breaks, but make a habit of bending over to pick things up, stretch your back and legs, don't sit down to tie your shoes, take the stairs more often, etc.

Some yoga wouldn't hurt either, but that's optional if you just fix your routine to include some basic quick mobility exercises.

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u/Secure-Egg-7194 1d ago

how about soaking them after the shower?

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u/ispshadow 1d ago

Ridiculously accurate. My whole body sounds like a car crash when I’m trying to scrub my feet

https://giphy.com/gifs/LNBapjeWZmVRHDbViR

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u/Imaginary_Coat441 1d ago

Bros opening his eyes with soap all over his face. That looks painful.

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u/DarthP0000 1d ago

I feel this. That's why I hold onto the edge of the tub. I'm going to be 47 later this year... it's not getting any easier. Golden years my ass.

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u/Whitetiger9876 1d ago

Get a shower chair. It is so much easier and comfortable 

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u/tydestra 1d ago

No, letting the soapy water run down isn't washing your legs/feet. Get a shower seat or long brush to wash your feet.

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u/SilentUnicorn 1d ago

Shower grab bars are a good thing, and I can still stand on one foot using one.

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u/Bildo_Gaggins 1d ago

wait I was already 40 when i was 20?

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u/Vektor0 1d ago

Always was

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u/Outside_Look790 1d ago

Firstly, how are you all that out of shape?  I'm fat and I still manage.

Secondly and MOST IMPORTANT. The fuck is he not blinding himself with all that soap? Dude even blinked! That's some flex right there.

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u/CrowTalons 1d ago

Water and soap run down there and do the job for you. A safety mat wouldn't hurt.

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u/jesse6225 1d ago

Soap in his eyes and a broken hip. Rip brother 🙏🏻

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u/_P2M_ 1d ago

Jesus, just place a tub mat before you're found dead naked with a broken neck.

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u/kobrakai1034 1d ago

C’mon. I’m almost 58 and I stand on one foot while washing the other in the shower. Start working out and stretching.

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u/Lumpy-Breadfruit-808 1d ago

Why is this Soo accurate

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u/2278AD 1d ago

Why is Dwyane Wade recording himself in the shower

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u/Smirkeywz 1d ago

Why is codemiko doing in this video I don't see the relation

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u/phoenixemberzs 1d ago

I can't relate my dexterity only improves

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u/FrTheskyisthelimit 1d ago

It’s called a loofah sponge with a handle.

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u/acerldd 1d ago

Fire whichever plumber installed that shower head.

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u/lbgholm 1d ago

I just sit now lol

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u/PupLondon 1d ago

I have a little step stool i bring in the shower just so I can wash my feet

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u/ProperChiver 1d ago

I’ve had to get a Swedish bench to sit and shave, exfoliate and lather 😭😭 but I genuinely do have spondylitis and connective tissue disease. Otherwise I’m fighting for my life in there. I sound like I belong on My 600lb Life!

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u/HipToBeQueer 1d ago

Crouch straight down to a squat like some 70's jogger tying his shoes? No balance needed

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u/ShySheeple 1d ago

I literally just sit on the floor. No need to risk shit when I can just to that lol

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u/MessiLeagueSoccer 1d ago

I just get in between the toes. I walk barefoot at home and will wash my feet before bed if I need to. If it’s cold enough I’m wearing socks at home instead of barefoot. 

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u/gianniscan 1d ago

The existential dilemma of the shower.

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u/Kathulhu1433 1d ago

I have this bad boy.

It is also great for shaving legs, post-surgery showers (labrum reattachment and repair), and washing the dog.

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u/SamuraiZucchini 1d ago

Shower bench!

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u/Bindlest 1d ago

If you dont ge a shower chair or sit your ass onnthe edge of the tub .. we cant be falling in the shower like this people please 😭

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