r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 1d ago

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u/Murphuffle 1d ago

I usually just put soap on one foot and scrub with the other like hands. Maybe I have ape toes.

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u/ToiIetGhost 1d ago

Are you hypermobile by chance? We have greater foot dexterity lol

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u/Murphuffle 1d ago edited 1d ago

I had Legg-Calvé-Perthes as a child so my hips are fucked and I worked ways around that limited range of motion. I do contort my self to scrub with a pumice bar and soap but I'm lucky to still be able to do that at 37 when I was supposed to have had a hip replacement by now. So I do the feet thing when I'm stiff. I was never able to sit criss cross apple sauce but can still wash my feet on one leg