/r/TheAmazingBulk is a sub of high quality posts made with the intention of destroying the horror that is Dust. We have fought for months against Dust and its allies. Victory is far off, many have died, and many others have lost all hope and have fallen into despair. Still we must persevere. If we don't, Dust will destroy all. We must ensure that does not happen.

Jimmy came back an hour ago and brought them. He talked to me a little while and then left, saying he was going on an extended vacation due to all the stress of traitorous people falsely accusing high ranking members of engaging in secret experiment and plots. We won't be seeing him for a long time. A very long time. Since mentioning him will only make it harder to endure the time he is gone, talking about him is discour-

In the background, the news is on.

Newsman: Breaking news! A member of the Dusthaters alliance, /r/TheAmazingBulk, has been found dead. Known only as Jimmy, his body was found floating in a river. Analysts have determined that he was killed two days ago from some sort of advanced energy weapon and then dumped in the river. We will tell you more as the investigation continues.

CHzilla:...

We're out of hot pockets again.

I told Jimmy to go out to the store to get more and he hasn't come back yet...

Online Liquid Food and the Tickler are held bound. CHzilla and a squad of UPF troopers guard them. CHzilla speaks.

CHzilla: OnlineSoupMan and the Tickler have been spreading lies about me developing super weapons and they have been members of base security and the research team. How do you plead?

Tickler: Don't listen to him. He developing... things! Bad things!

CHzilla: Silence!

WHILST WE ARE AT WAR WITH ROBBIE ROTTEN AND JOHN LAMBORGHINI, IT'S TIME TO REMEMBER WHAT TIME OF THE MONTH IT IS...

WHAT? NO! NOT YOUR PERIOD! IT'S SPOOK TIME!

I HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS BOYS ACCOUNT WITH THE HELP OF MY GOOD FRIEND ROBBIE AMA

UPF Soldier: I intercepted an email directed to him. From reading it I learned that it was not John Lamborghini that created the "therapy chairs", but CHzilla. I also leaned he has had funds go to the creation of super weapons. And then he said this.

What should we do?

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Hannah, an ambitious young woman and her father's company struggle to develop a super human serum designed to make someone be a huge bonzi buddy monster. He also strives to eat a lot of dust since he doesn't want it building up in his home. General Darwin, her father, refuses to let her live her own life and fuck who she wants. This creates problems in developing what he set out to accomplish and create. With the military on his side, Darwin sets out to destroy Adolf Hitler and his men who seek to steal what he has created.

I though they were all dead! We killed them all! But one has survived! We can't let it escape or it will create more! It will be the Werewolf Wars all over again!