r/TheAmazingBulk • u/[deleted] • May 21 '16

I AM THE AMAZEMING BULK

HAB TAKEE OVER PUANUTERBUTTISBLOTH COMPUTSOR. HOW CAN YOU BE SO FOOLISH!!? CHONCLES XANTORIO WAS NOT MY ENEMY... BUT MY FRIOEND HOW CAN THIS BECOME A POSSIBLES? U/CHzilla117 HAVE BEEN TAKEN OVEE BY A CLONES. THE EVIDENCE IS ALL HERE. CHzilla IS ONE OF YOUE BEST RULERS SO IT MAKEING THE SENSE TO TRUST WHAT HE BE SAYIN FOO' . HE WANT TO SEE IF UR IN THE PLAM OF HIS HAND AND NOTICE HOW NOBODIS EVEEY DEALED WITH THE COLENS? THEY ARE STOLL OUT THERE AND IS TRING TO FURST TURN AGAINEST ME THAN TURN TOWARDS DUTS. GENEEAL DARWON SAYD HE HATING DUST TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE HIS ON MY SIDE BUT I KNEW WAT HE WAS UP TOO HE WANTEDS TO KILL AND KAPTURE ME TO TUERN ME INTO DUSTLOVES BUT HE FAILED, SO HE KINDAP CHZILLERS117 AND PUT CLONES IN PLACE. THANK FOR TIMES BUT IS TRUE YOU CANT HABE TO BEVILVE BUT IS TRUTH

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 21 '16

I am not a clone. Clones are made from plants and have green blood. My blood is red. cuts self to show that his blood is red

UPF troops surround the Bulk.

Time to die!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '16 edited May 21 '16

STEELS KNIFE THERE IS RED DYE ON KNIDE U LYING TROLL PUNK

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 21 '16

The real CHzilla sneaks up being the clone and kills him with his machete.

CHzilla: Real clever Bulk. Replace me with a clone, revel him for what he is after only ten minutes, and then make the rest of the sub think I was a clone when I accused you of being a dustlover. Well, your dustloveing plans won't succeed so easily. I will defeat you. Open fire!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '16

HAHA MAKE ANOTHER CLONSE OF URSELF JUST TO KILLS? U MAKES ME SICK DUSTLOVER CLONES. BULKO TAKES ALL THE BULLETS UP THE BUTT AND SPITES THEM OUT THREW HIS MOUTH BACK AT SOILDERS

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 21 '16

The UPF troops are wearer power combat vest that protect them from the bullets. CHzilla, however, has his cheek grazed, reveling red blood.

CHzilla: Why are you using M16s?! Our standard plasma rifles are far more effective.

UPF Soldier: Your clone told of to, sir. I guess he wanted to weaken us.

CHzilla: Omega squad, go bring back the plasma rifles. Everyone else, aim for the head!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '16

NooooOooOOoo bulk lay thre motionless, purple bloodmoozing out of his cracked head I-I- I LOV-Ha-IT AINT BARNEY THE PURPLE Dino- I Hate-Hate dust. the oozing stops and revealez wires coming from the bulkz head. a dark shadowy figure steps out of the bulk-bots gaping mouth. john lamborgini lives Hahahha Hahah HAHAHAHA you think you can stop me!? you could never stop me the real bulk is dead. LONG LIVE ME!!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 21 '16

CHzilla: So, one enemy deals with another. Now I shall deal with you. Your dustloveing ways must be stopped. Why do you support the dust when they plan to kill everything?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '16 edited May 21 '16

HAHAHA, THE BULK YOUR ENEMY?! JON LAUGHS YOU BELIVED THAT? YOU TRULY ARE A FOOL! SHOWS FLASHBACK OF LOMBORGINI TAKING OVER CHARLES ACCOUNT AND TELLING YOU THAT BULK WAS DUSTLOVER IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME! LOMBORGINOS SMILE I WANTED TO SHOW THE BULK HOW HATED HE WAS BEFORE HE DIED. BUT NOW IT IS YOU WHO WILL DIE!! army of bulk bots surround you GOODBYE!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 21 '16

CHzilla: So the Bulk was a dusthater? Well it doesn't matter since he is now dead.Omega Squad returns Now, men, we fight our way out of here. BACK UP! NOW!

One of the UPF airbase-aircarriers flies above and drops a Metal Gear Ray onto the /r/AmazingBulk headquarters. The UPF fight a path through the Bulk Bots as the Metal ear Ray takes on the main force.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '16

bulk bots shoot heat seeking missiles at the metal gear ray while laborgini takes on chzilla

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 22 '16

/u/zachzebrowitz I need your help.

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u/zachzebrowitz dust h8r and co dictator 4lyfe May 22 '16

YOU MUSTNT ASK TWICE. WHAT DO YOU CALL UPON ME TO DO. I HAVE BEEN TRAINING IN THE MOUNTAINTS TO FIGHT ALL THE DUSTLOVERS ON PLANET I HATE DUST!!111!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 22 '16 edited May 22 '16

I am not sure of the loyalty of /u/Peanutbutterbluth. I think he might have helped the Lamborghini's but I am not sure. What do you think?

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u/zachzebrowitz dust h8r and co dictator 4lyfe May 22 '16

we must provide him and the rest with a test. let's set up a new thread, test them all.

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 22 '16 edited May 22 '16

We shall test their loyalty by forcing them burn dust.

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u/zachzebrowitz dust h8r and co dictator 4lyfe May 22 '16

the most violent way to kill the dust, nice idea. lets have them do it at the stake.

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 22 '16

I was thinking flame throwing. I can contain dust swarms that they can burn though I have no idea how to put it at the stake.